>don't live in south
>never had a Moon Pie
>randomly one day local grocery store gets some in
>oh cool,might as well try one it's less than a dollar
>dry as fuck
>graham cracker part is not crunch, more like something in between cardboard and sawdust
>chocolate and mallow is not very sweet
I don't get it
this is supposed to be some amazing desert?
would not buy again
>>9382861
Moon Pie brand moon pies are disgusting. Somehow asians are better at making moon pies
Midern moon pie is shit
They were amazing in the late 90s
Now they're just cheaply made with who the fuck knows ingredients to keep them lasting forever on gas station shelves
Most of this board is too young to have had twinkies before they tasted like stale chemical cardboard
>>9382861
It's supposed to be a shitty sweet you eat as a kid and grow up eating them because of nostalgia.
I remember the marshmallow being sweeter than it is nowadays and everything overall being less dry... I don't know when exactly they became as they are now
>he didn't microwave his moonpie
I hadn't had one in forever so I grabbed one and I must have been thinking of something else because it was awful pretty much as OP said.
>>9382861
You probably fucked up and got a fresh one, they're much better when they're stale
>>9383131
>tastes stale fresh
>wanting it to be even more stale
>>9383109
I didn't want to dirty a dish if it sucked
I made the right choice