Help me /ck/ How do I order a pizza?

first you must be the pizza

>>9382226
Submit a credit report to Domino's to see if you qualify first.

Practice it in your mind
Make different scenarios for the phone call situation and what can and probably go wrong

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>>9383484
I actually do this...

>>9383484
>>9383522
doesnt everyone do this??

>>9383484
I do this for many, many scenario in my life, especially my career, even scenarios which are very unlikely to occur.

>>9383484
I'm extremely awkward and used to do this, but I force myself not to now.
Every call ends up so much smoother now.

>>9382226
Get tipsy (not wasted) beforehand

>>9382226
You can order pizza without phone, there are websites where you details everything in order to get your pizza at the right place. However, you need to give a phone number. But again if the pizzaguy call you, you don't have to respond. Just complain to the website if you don't receive your pizza.

>>9382226
Go to the pornhub and search for pizza dare, you'll get dozens of interesting tutorials.

>>9382226
Be formless, shapeless, like pizza.

>>9383979
I used to do that, now I'm a regular in /alc/ threads.
Alcohol (and benzodiazepines) are very bad anxiolytics for social anxiety, as it's only a very temporary fix and tolerance increase fast.
Withdrawals and PAWS worsen anxiety like you wouldn't imagine possible.

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>>9383484