Rate my pizza, /ck/.

>>9382148
Okay, go ahead and post a pizza then

>>9382148
A bit burned, whatevs.

Would eat.

>>9382148

Authentic/10

looks kind of fucked up. like you dragged a regular pizza through the forest on a rope and it got all dirty with dirt and leaves and such, got its shape all messed up from rolling on the ground innit

1/10

>>9382148
Abstract

Makes me want to go out and buy you a stone to trade for one pizza. I'm a little concerned that you didn't bake the basil.

>base too thick

doughy/10

>>9382240
who's this fella

>>9382312
Toxic Avenger

it looks like a piece of

could use some cheese

>>9382148
Rustic to the max. 6.

too small

I like to chiffonade the basil so I can cover the pie without using all my basil

>>9382148
picasso/10

>>9382148
Cheese looks a bit burnt, and it looks like it was pressed out by a retard, but other than that, it looks good.

would eat / 10

Looks good but put the basil in with the pizza next time.

Not enough sauce or cheese, dried up and burnt, crust is too thick, don't want to bite down on a whole leaf of basil while eating. Dough looks like it was well made and proofed just right before baking though. And it looks very crispy where you broke it off. Wouldn't hurt to add a drizzle of olive oil next time you make a classic Italian Style pizza.

2/10

>>9382148
UMA DELICIA

needs more cheese, gonna ignore the weird shape.
edible / 10

>>9382148
It doesn't look inedible by any means.
The sear looks a little too far int he upper left there...
Bread looks not too bad otherwise, but looks more like Quasimodo than a pizza.
???/10

>>9382240
Best reply.

>>9382148
Are you eating outside or near a tree?

>>9382148
It looks like it should be hanging on the wall in the Tate modern

>>9382148
thats a scone

>>9382148
shitty meme pizza

>>9382148
picassa/10

>>9382148
Its ugly but it probably tasted good. Use a bit more cheese time

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*kisses fingers
magnifique

probably tasted like burn bread with a tiny tinge of dried up tomato paste, burnt cheese, and raw basil.

4/10

I wish the neapolitan meme pizza would fucking die already.

>>9382148
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>>9384852
This was a good thread.

>>9383213
>don't want to bite down on a whole leaf of basil while eating
you deserve to die in a forced labor camp

>>9384899
>meme
Retard.

>>9385041

>it's better because it's simpler and rustic

fuck you and your shitty meme pizza.

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>>9385110
>he thinks meme is a synonym for fad
Retard.

would eat

>>9385118
>it's not a fad

it's literally a fad.

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Meets/ck/'sautisticstandards/10

I'd prefer a more plebian balance of cheese and sauce, but I'm low caste and my opinion doesn't matter here.

>>9385136
>fad
It's one of the worlds oldest styles of pizza.
Point and laugh at the retard everyone.

>>9385136
who are you quoting?

>>9385149
>It's the oldest style so that makes it better!
>Bread with unseasoned tomato puree and a couple globs of cheese and some basil leaves is the best pizza!

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>>9385155
No one said it was better than anything else.
Work on your reading comprehension, retard.

>>9385162
literally some faggot in every pizza thread says that you fucking nigger.

>>9385136
Get a load of this fuckwit.

>>9385167
Not this one dipshit.
Now fuck off back to your mcdonalds thread, shitwits

>>9385181
Your meme pizza is shit

>>9385155
>puree
Tell me more?

>>9385110
You should get your pizza from Domino's.
I'm assuming they'll deliver to your trailer park?

>>9385480
why are you kidding yourself that anything like ops pic is remotely nice to eat? you realise you need toppings to make something nice? most of these pretentious shitty pizzas have one circle of cheese, with about 90% of the topping being tomato paste

its completely fucking pretentious and purely psychological that you think theyre anything but shit
and the alternative doesnt mean you like dominos either.

>>9385480
Put some fucking toppings on your piece of shit meme pizza, faggot.

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>>9385118
>a meme is like, those funny pictures with words, right xD

>>9384893
Pizzas are Italian, Fucktard

>>9385031
>>9385110
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>>9387428
...And then it derailed.
RIP.

>>9382148

Van Gogh

Miscarriage/10

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>>9382148
Looks a bit burned and dry.

Is this a pizza rating thread? I made this the other day. It's with buffalo mozarella, salsiccia and mushrooms.

>>9388342
Looks pretty good, maybe a little too greasy for me and undercooked in the middle. Would be better with green peppers and onions. 6.5/10

>>9382148
I too enjoy the works of Picasso and H.P. Lovecraft.

>>9382148
Looks a little underdone honestly anon, I like my basil crisp

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>>9382148

>>9382148
where's the queso m80?

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>>9382148
>lawn clippings for toppings

>>9384899
retard.

>>9390214
>spinach is a grass
And that's why you post Reddit frogs.
Dumbass.

>>9390147
>Fish on pizza
Italy was a mistake.

>>9390228
1. your head
the joke
2. That's not spinach. Holy shit you need to eat better if you think that's spinach.