How can I get my mom to bring me some ice cold water, /ck/???

>>9380474
Burn yourself and start crying until she brings you some ice. As it melts, lap up the sweet ice-cold victory.

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>>9380563
im upstairs in my room. I shit the bed just a little. I am just too comfy to get out.

>>9380602
is that you?

>>9380608
of course that is him....too bad he will never be able to wear that bikini again :(

>>9380615
why what happened to it?

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>>9380608
>>9380615
Knock it off I'm really thirsty. how can I get some water!!!

just piss in your mouth if you don't have any more good boy points.

>>9380622
How can you be thirsty when you're literally on a pool of water

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>>9380630
My piss bottle is warm. I use a gallon water jug because its reusing plastic so good for the enviornment

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>>9380642
I got high last night and drank like 14 beers thats why

>>9380648
I just want so nice cold water on my tongue :(

>>9380656
is that you?

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>>9380474