chocolate milk got on the rug. how do I get it off

soak it with a little murphy's oil soap and hot water. Blot to clean up and let it dry it'll be the cleanest spot in the room

oh boy you dun goofed now, better prepare your anus for when your parents find that shit

>>9378970
Piss on it. It will literally break down the chocolate enzymes. Then just dab up the piss with some paper towels

>>9379102
the ammonia in cat piss does this faster and better if you have access to a cat, OP

>>9379135
Plus you can have sex with the cat while it's pissing. That's pretty hot

a little bit of vinigar, then put a lot of baking soda on and wait. after 30 minutes, vacuum it up :)

>>9379154
XD

>>9378970
Get a fresh bottle of peroxide and soak the rug.

It turns to water and will evaporate.

>>9378970
Pour red wine on it, it will neutralise the coconut acid.

>>9378970
You could just light it on fire and the Chocolate milk will have evaporated.

>>9378970
Why do retards take food and beverages outside of the kitchen or dining room?

Is retardation alone the answer, or is there some other factor here?