>I had a horrible dream >The walls of flavortown were besieged

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>I had a horrible dream
>The walls of flavortown were besieged by the anti flavor army
>Jamie Oliver and Yoko Ono enemies of taste everywhere were trying to destroy the city of flavor
>Guy Fieri stood over the wall, firing his ravioli gun into the anti flavor hordes
>Paula Deen rained down her butter bombs
>Bobby flay flung hot chilis like napalm
>Gordon Ramsay was in the fray, slicing up the hordes of antiflavor with butcher knives (illegal in his country but readily available in flavortown)
>Anthony Bourdain shot up heroin in the background
>Suddenly a terrible claw thrust through Guy Fieri's chest
>He turned around
>Michelle Obama rips Guy's heart out
>Where were you when flavortown was kill