Never been to Taco Bell, what are some good things on the menu?

>>9376495
Plastic and metal.

get the cheese burrito and hardshell tacos

>>9376495
Whatever $5 meme box they have this month.

Anything that ends in -Lupa

>>9376495
Their value stuff like the shredded chicken burrito is good. The quesadillas are legendary.

the cinnabon delights are pretty good

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steak quesorito, stopped going tho, local mexican place is usually better.

>>9376561
This desu

>>9376561
Holy shit I feel like human garbage after eating one of those

>>9376495
the dorito taco is my drunk guilty pleasure

The spicy double chalupas are pretty good.

>>9376495
smoothered burrito

>>9376495
Crunchwrap Supreme, always

Beefy mini quesadilla
Double decker taco

Nacho Bellgrande add steak, no beans, add xtra pico de gallo, shredded & nacho cheese. Add sour cream and guac.

>>9376495
Hey Taco Bell! Does 4chan.org know you are using their site for market research?
I smell a lawsuit.

>>9376495
Everything
Also fire sauce makes it even better. all the other sauces are shit.

>>9377503
This. They have like... 5 ingrediants. Its really just a matter of what you dont want.
Find the item that doesnt have stuff you dont lime and you're golden.

>>9376830
I feel like a god.

I'm drunk as fuck and driving to taco bell rn, what should I get?

>>9377610
Arrested, faggit

>>9377610
Im really not one of "those guys" but i work at a hospital. Dont drive drunk. It is really really really really fucked up.

>>9377616
>>9377617
Theres no good delivery around here and taco bell is god tier drunk food, i'm almost there anyway so what should i get? I don't are about your dumb shit

>>9377625
Double Chalupa Big Box

>>9377625
sir this is the police, come out with your hands in the air.

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>>9376495
The smotherered steak burrito for substance, and the three layer nachos for crunch.

whatever new and specialty item they have, don't go "i'll have a taco" or general shit like that.

>>9376495
chicken quesadilla
loaded griller
cinnamon diabetes

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For me it's the cheesy bean and rice burrito, the most filling $1 fast food item.

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>>9376495
Crunch wrap supreme, chicken chalupa, Doritos taco, cheesy potato burrito

>>9377625
>thinks cops weren't young and stupid and made drunk/stone runs to taco bell and know that's where you hang out after midnight to nail fuckwads to make quota.

Enjoy your $3000.00 lawyer bill, 2 days mandatory jail and 40 hours community service. Not to mention any employer other than Garbage Collection, Inc or a restaurant will reject your application.

That's why even when you're young and incompetent you keep an emergency supply of ground beef, taco bell seasoning, a can of el paso refried beans and tortillas, shitwad.

potato rito and beefy frito burrito

beefy five layer when the potato thing goes away

i'm not gonna spend more than $3 at taco bell and you're a fool if you do

nachos bel grande
three supreme tacos

the chickstar was godly why did they drop it?

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Get the 3 taco supreme combo... and another taco supreme.

>>9378100
i think taco bell came into some cheap ground chicken and created a temporary menu item

How is the cheesy gordita crunch?

5 layer burrito is a good default

>>9376495
those soft meatless potato tacos. not bad.
also their apple empanadas. nothing apple or empanada about them but still breddy gud.

>>9376495
$5 boxes all day everyday

Cravings deal #1

>>9376495
Steak quesarito with lots of fire sauce
Crunch wrap supreme with lots of fire sauce

That's about it

>>9376495
>YOU LOVE or we'll repl

>>9376495

their sour cream and refried beans tastes like ass

beefy nacho loaded griller
mini shredded chicken quesadilla
chicken quesorito

>>9376495
I ate Taco bell once, then I sharted myself and had to throw away my pants.

>>9378048
This isn't 2004. DUIs don't mean shit anymore cuz 50% of the population fuckin has one.

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TACO BELL PRO TIP: Wrap a hardshell taco in a $1 beefy mini quesadilla

If you ever get a $5 box or combo or something that comes with a regular or dorito taco try this, it's seriously amazing.

>>9376495
The dollar menu is really good, it has some of the best items.
>frito burrito
>spicy potato taco
>beefy / chicken mini quesadilla
>triple layer nachos
>cheesy bean and rice
All solid $1 options. You can have a filling, relatively diverse meal for $3

>>9376561
>>9377207
agree with these
>>9376869
rip
>>9378703
one of the best items, but they've been hit or miss for me lately. i think they're godly when you first start having them, but when you get used to them they start being whatever.

>>9379197
where in flyover land is this?

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>>9376916
What this anon said, best thing to get at taco bell

>>9376495
crunchwrap
dorito taco

>>9376495
Base your order exclusively on if ReportOfTheWeek says its good.

>>9376561
I miss the triple crunchwrap. this month it's been the potato burrito. eh, havent got it

>>9376772
beefy fritos burrito $1 too


I'd recomend: ranch dorritos locos taco, chicken mini quesadilla, and a crunch wrap supreme with a large baja blast if you are american.

>>9380954
Exactly this

I love the $1 spicy tostada, just add on some shredded chicken or something and its amazing.

Plus you can fold it up into a taco and it still has more stuff in it then their normal tacos and its cheaper.

>>9376916
This is good but I prefer the gordita crunch. It depends what taco Bell you go to. My local one gives stale tacos and skimp on the meat and cheese so I stopped eating taco Bell.

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>>9376495
>Was in America for 3 months
>Wanted to try it for the first time, despite being in America for the 10th time
>Forgot & just went to Burger King, Outback, Five Guys, Chick Fil A, & Wendy's
I'm retarded. I won't get the chance for ages now.