Breakfast for dinner, /ck/. You?

You should take the plastic wrapper off before cooking it. I made that mistake a few times till someone told me what I was doing wrong. The idiot bacon company didn't even bother put that in the instructions

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>>9374488
Noted

Lay them out however. Preheat oven at 350

>>9374500
Oh, it's turkey.
For a second there I was very confused by the look of your bacon.

>turkey
>bacon
Pick one

>cooking on foil
Enjoy your alzheimer's disease.

>>9374500
That is some creepy looking bacon, Anon.

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If you're going for candied, add the syrup. Be wary of how much it'll reduce, but you can't really go wrong.

>>9374517

Oh dear... you've gone and done it now....

>>9374517
shit just got real yo.

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>>9374517

>>9374517
Oh no

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>>9374517
>>9374523
>>9374525
Don't forget the secret sauce. The cheaper the better

>>9374483
I don't have a ride to the grocery store until tomorrow, so I just have beer, Gatorade, and milk. I already have diarrhea 7 hours into my liquid diet.

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>>9374536
Keep drinking

>>9374541
Why is there any left in the bottle? You didn't think to fill the pan with it?

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>>9374536
>>9374541
Gotta get preppin

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>>9374517
oh god not again

>>9374517
Oh look, it's another "include me in the screencap" reddit episode

>>9374541
take a nyquil whiskey shot if you're going to do this thread again

good job on wasting a bunch of turkey bacon on trying and failing to be meme worthy
you ass

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>>9374563
>wasting food for (you)'s
Sad.

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>>9374563
I ain't reddit

>>9374500
Ewww you Americans would eat everything. What is wrong with you.

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>>9374564
Note the green
"Bexause fuck that shit"

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What's breakfast without a savory omelette

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>>9374604
And an omelet needs a good filling

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What's breakfast without a savory omelette

>>9374624
Nobody wants a plain one

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>>9374624
>>9374637
Double boiler, crucial

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>>9374646
Idk if you can call it marmalade but that's what I'm saying.

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>>9374646
>>9374654
Double boiler takes longer, but definitely prevents burning.

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>>9374517

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In case the nyquil gives you indigestion

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>>9374736
Lookin good

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>>9374752
Uma delicia

>>9374762
Missing some macacos in there

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May have forgotten about the bacon...

>>9374801
Why is turkey bacon ribber for her pleasure?

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>>9374762
Get your favorite cheese product

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>>9374517
HE LIVED

>>9374811
You will need more pepto bismol for that bud

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>>9374811
>>9374817
Cheese it up

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this is the most reddit "oh look at me" post i've ever seen

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>>9374827
Bacon to taste

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>>9374827

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>>9374831
>>9374836
Nyquil/Heaven hill bacon, Pepto/Onion/spinach eggs, circus peanut nyquil sauce. WA LA

The "haha look at me making disgusting shit" meme is dead, kid.

You're no DinoTendies, and even his shit is passé at this point.

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>>9374854
Were you not there on /cock/ when he made Nyquil chicken?

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>>9374517
You are on the way to Flavortown, and your liver is on the way down.

If the Acetaminophen doesn't kill you then the Dextromethorphan will give you some fun.

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>>9374870
"it's not good"

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>>9374875
Omlette goin in

>>9374875
>phoenix
surpise surpise flyover

>>9374875
There are starving children in africa who would love to have that food, anon

>>9374885
He probably just mispelled the Pokemon Onyx. He only looks 15 with that shitty beard and matching coffin tattoos

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>>9374884
"Definitely the grossest thing I've ever put on my mouth"

>>9374894

Funny. Your sister said the same thing the other night.

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>>9374894
>>9374898
Look we got a woman to. eat it

>>9374483
i forgot how much fun it was to take nyquil but then i remembered im not a fucking teenage faggot anymore

>>9374907
>Cleavage
>Lips
>Teapot with a dumb spout

Yup. Can confrim this is a woman

>>9374586
Post face you look hot

>>9374894

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>>9374928
No

>>9374907

I think she's the one. Hard to tell without the bag on her head.

>>9374934
Nevermind you look like Sami zayne

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>>9374932
Not gonna lie that's impressive

>>9374941
Thx bb

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Why tho

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>>9374483
>>9374500
>>9374517
>>9374535
>>9374541
>>9374569
>>9374586
>>9374604
>>9374624
>>9374637
>>9374646
>>9374654
>>9374679
>>9374736
>>9374752
>>9374762
>>9374801
>>9374811
>>9374827
>>9374836
>>9374849
>>9374875
>>9374884
>>9374894
>>9374907
>>9374934
>>9374947
ARE YOU THE SLEEPYTIME CHICKEN MAN FROM A FEW MONTHS AGO?

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>>9374517

I rememeber you. I remember your chicken. How are you alive

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You nasty cunt.
Stay away from my food board.

You should read your bible sirs. You'll find all sorts of crazy shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a jew?

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>>9375061
Indeed, we are

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>>9375262

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>>9374893
>Pokemon Onyx
>Onyx

What does that make you, 9 years old?

>>9374885
>phonix
>pheonix
?

>>9375082
What the fuck kind of songbird, Jesus-freak dealer did you bring me to?

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When I first came to this board, I was actually interested in learning to cook and being around like minded people.
It turns out WE have been the Jack thread this entire time. All of us.

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>>9374801

>>9374919

>gooseneck kettle
>dumb spout

Why the fuck do I keep coming back to this board

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Every time, every time I visit this fucking board I see shit like this. Never change you stupid fucks.