OFFICIAL PROTIEN POWER RANKING

i prefer moose to goose

>>9372895
>>I've only ever had factory farmed chicken

>>9372908
Sorry we can't all live in flyover country, Cletus.

>no chickpeas

>>9372915
Are you suggesting that your big fancypants cities don't have places you can buy good poultry?

Are you implying that whatever device you use to shitpost on 4chan from cannot be used to mail-order chicken that doesn't suck?

>>9372895
>eggs aren't even listed

Really hardens my yolks

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>9
>power gap
>10
What did he mean by that

Alright listen here you fucking faggots heres the real rank (and im not including meats like lamb or weird ass birds where its entirely dependent on the cut and cuisine)

1. Beef
2. Pork
3. Predatory fish
4. Venison
5. Duck
6. Non predatory fish
7. Turkey
POWER GAP
69. My semen
POWER GAP
9001. Chicken

>>9372976
Don't ever reply to my posts again

>>9373142
t. dumb coastcuck blissfully unaware that she could have been eating decent tasting chicken the whole time

>>9373206
>she

>>9373209
Please don't misgender her, she's working very hard to pass.

>>9372895
>land proteins
1. Wild boar
2. Elk
3. Dry aged duck
4. Lamb
5. Moose = pork
6. Squab and goose
7. Bison
8. Dry aged beef
9. Quail
10. Chicken

>aquatic proteins
1. Spot prawns, humpback prawns
2. Octopus
3. King crab
4. Lobster and langoustines
5. Wild sockeye and chinook salmon
6. Mussels
7. Sablefish and wolffish
8. Dungeness crab
9. Mackerel
10. Halibut, lingcod
11. Trout, char, steelhead

>>9372895
>beef and chicken that low
>pork that high
Also you didn't even include seafood in that's.

>>9372895
>no turkey
>no fish
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>ctrl+f reindeer
>0
Weak thread

>>9372895
Lamb is the only protein you put in the right spot

Pork is ok but beef and chicken are better than pork.

>>9372895
1 yellow split peas
2. green split peas
3.black beans
4.haricot beans
5.chickpeas
6.red lentils
7.brown/green lentils
8.brocolli

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>>9372895

lamb that high up? okay. maybe. rest of list is trash.

>>9372895
>beef

What about Barbacoa? I know it's cow, but it's definitely above ground beef.

>>9372916
they are beans

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>>9373805
>Pork is ok but beef and chicken are better than pork.

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>>9372895
Let me amend that list for you.

1) Infowars True Whey Protein Powder

***POWER GAP***

2) Lamb
3) Pork
4) Goose
5) Bison
6) Moose
7) Deer
8) Beef
9) Duck
10) Beans
11) Chicken

>>9375137
Whoa

>>9372895
Bean consumption is associated with lower incidence of all-cause mortality. I'd rank them at the top. More than 20% of their calories are from protein and you really don't need more than 12%

>>9373813
I like this ranking, but I'd raise chickpeas a couple of positions

>>9375113
I'm glad you see it my way