at what point does a burger become a crime against humanity?

>>9369828
Is it made of orphan flesh?

>>9369828
pretty much at the point that you posted
i'd try it but with a napkin

Is that cooked fat beneath the peanut butter? What exactly am I looking at?

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>>9369828
i genuinely want to try this

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>>9370214
It's grilled banana.

>>9369828
The same time everything else savory does
>pineapple

>>9370231
What the fuck?

There's a place where I live that has a peanut butter and raspberry preserve burger, and it's actually really good

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>>9370231

>>9370231
Gross, they put onion strings on it.

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When you order this

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I've seen a man dip his cheeseburger into strawberry milkshake, the shit offends me every fucking time...

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>>9370231

Is this real?

>>9370345
IS that the god damn nasty patty

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>>9369828

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>>9371054

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>>9371054

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>>9371054
Tbh that bun looks cool but also terribly aposematic

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>>9371054

>>9371054
you can just tell whoever thought of this shit thinks theyre a creative genius when in reality its just a clusterfuck of gimmicky bullshit

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>>9369828
>Crimes against humanity

What's the fuss?!

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>>9371054
>check out their website
>this is their "poutine"
>american cheese,
>standard cut fries,
>LEEKS
>IN A POUTINE

>>9371054
>all this fancy pants bullshit
>Uses processed cheese
Nigga at least use truffle-gruyere so you can keep pretending to be pretentious. This is like buying an ugly ass diamond encrusted phone and putting it in a $2 chink hip-case.

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>>9371512
I'm a fucking American and this triggers me.

I mean there is nothing 'poutine' about this! Your food is bad and you should feel bad! D:<

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>>9371518
This is the kind of hipster café that probably racks in lots of money selling this shit as ''top hip'' food.
Even disco fries use shredded mozzarella and not just a bunch of sliced cheese.
It makes me sick, how can someone eat this food, let alone glimpse at it without feeling physically sick?

>>9371524
>how can someone eat this food
Because their fellow bearded idiots said it's good.

I can watch people get beheaded no problem but food gore gets to me

>>9370242
B A N A N A S

>>9371515
No they're not pretending to be pretentious, they are being pretentious

Pretending to be pretentious is like, something you'd see in a clever theatre dialogue

>>9371512
It's just chili cheese fries with green onions, calling it poutine is just an error

>>9369828

I do not eat beefburgers.

>>9369828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5q8RFpkAyM
watch at your own risk

>>9370231
I read a review that said it was fucking awful.

>>9369828
Jeez luize

>>9371594
beaver and elephant enjoy meal together

>>9371594
isnt this the same guy that destroyed his body from his shitty food channel?

>>9371054
I want to pop the guy who invented this.

>>9369828
When it has jew bits in it

>>9371054
the only thing wrong with this picture is
>american """wagyu"""

there's nothing really RIGHT with this picture either, but nothing else really wrong with it.

>>9371054
>Louis Vuitton

>>9370231
I puked a little.

>>9371512
>>LEEKS