/SBG/ SIP BOYS GENERAL

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the superior sip

My school has sips in vending machines and its awesome except when they run out and i literally have to drink fucking beetus juice.

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>>9369936
Honestly I crave rehab more than ultra these days. You don't get the crisp refreshment, but I think the flavors are better.

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What the hell is this thing ? Tastes like watermelon

Do you guys usually drink just the serving size or the whole 16 oz can like a mad man?

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>>9370028
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>9370028
>even asking this

What are you, a 120lb faggot? What are you afraid of?

>>9369730
two sips deep and goin strong

>>9370028
most of us drink multiple 16 oz cans per day

i’m at 54 ounces and if i don’t drink 2 in the morning i fall back asleep before 8

>>9370051
>54
124 OUNCES CMON

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>>9370055

>>9369730
reported

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Am I the only one who can't get enough of this sugery shit?

>>9370135
Drinking blue agave full throttle right now famalam, blue collar sips feel good sometimes

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Water.

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>>9369730
Friendly reminder sipgoys

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This tastes like fresca

not a bad thing

>>9370177
>not worshiping Satan for fun

>>9370182
He's just a summer fag, relax

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This tasted exactly like one of those popsicles that comes in the plastic tube when they melt.

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>>9370330
These ones

Do they make bigger than 4 packs of these things?

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>>9370114
>>9370156

>>9370330
literally bought one of these just for the novelty of knowing how big of sips i was taking

worked well

>>9370456
Not super accurate though because you take biggers /sips/ of uncarbonated beverages.

>>9370347
24 packs at places like Costco and Sam's Club

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Peach Tea is pure kino sip

>>9370156
I'm just waiting for the SIP ad campaigns these energy drink companies are going to start running here pretty soon.

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>>9369730
>16 > 12
Math. Which flavor bros?

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>>9370177
>he doesn't worship the Dark Lord

sip hot take: that weird arizona energy drink

only a dollar for the same quantity as a 6.00 redbull

What sort of health benefits and negatives can I expect? I've been sipping each morning for a year or two now, then usually have one with lunch.

Am I a dead man walking?

>>9370184
dafuq?

What the hell is Ultra Violet supposed to taste like? the dumbass can just goes on about some nonsense about the 70's and fairy asshole dust

>>9371121
its bad for your hear, liver, lungs, tongue, stomach, kidneys and anus - other than that you're ok

>>9371135
Do I even need any of those things?

>>9371140
no idea, I'm not a doctor

>>9371135
citation needed

Im a fuckboi that loves pineapple. Whats a good sip?

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>>9371571
mix with white sip or orange sip. both are citrus based

I've been taking phenibut with my orange sip every morning. Really activated my almonds.

>>9370170
The patrician sip

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>>9371857
And then there was this brilliant mother fucker!!!

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two sips for the long weekend!

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I just want to issue you all a casual reminder. The ONLY TRUE SIP is the Monster Energy Zero Ultra aka "Monster White". Don't think even for a second that you're a sip boy if you're posting these faggot ass Monster Rehabs or Java shots.

>>9371134
It's fucking grape monster lol

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>>9369730
Amp strawberry limeade is the best /sip/ debate is unnecessary.

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Has anyone tried this yet? Allegedly sugar free.

>>9371991
Holy shit I kept seeing that stuff at gas stations on a road trip last week and thought it was just another beetus mutant flavor I hadn't seen. Fuck. I need it. I only saw it in the Midwest though.

>>9372024
At you have access to it, out here in the east we rarely get all the stuff everyone else does.

Just bought my first white sips today
Wish me luck

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>>9370686
this bad boy

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>>9371938
Any zero calorie Monster Energy Ultra™ product qualifies for fledged /SIP/ status. Get your facts straight.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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>that feel when you went out for a slice at lunch the other day and they were out of the superior sip

>>9372086
>implying r* is even worth the energy required to open the can
Look at this edgy faglord!

>>9372095
Connecticut?

>>9370184
>when you can't handle the sip

>>9372024
Red and green ones are full beetus though fyi

>>9370181
Tastes nothing like fresca.

>>9372206
Indeed. The foxon park give it away?

>>9372429
Yep. New Haven reporting in.

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Morning/new sip at a random california gas station

>>9372489
Goes down so easy 8/10

>>9369936
Agreed

>>9372489
Found yellow sips at a shell too. San Diego.

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>>9370156
>nonsippers

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>>9372489
>yellow sip with a yellow top
R A R E S I P

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The internet was a mistake

>>9372611
>babby's scared of caffeine and b vitamins

somebody explain this sip shit to me

>>9372666
Some fool trying to force a meme uses the term "sips" to refer to energy drinks. A bunch of other mentally challenged individuals thought this was funny and jumped on the bandwagon, and a bunch of juvenile humor was posted.

I'm not sure what else there is to say?

>>9372674
>sips
It pretty common slang among young blacks, anon.

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>>9372657
this LOL!
scared of being high-energy for once? ;^)
come on

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>>9372674
That's a lot of big words, for a girl who doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. When you stop bleeding from you know where, maybe you should try Unleashing the Beast™.

>>9372674
>trying to force a meme
>weekly sips general
>160 unique posters
>trying to force
>trying
Wow. Nonsippers must be fucking brain dead.

>>9372677
I wasn't aware, thank you.

>>young black slang
Sounds like another reason to avoid the term. I'm not trying to fit in with that social group.

sugar free monster makes my shits come out waaaayy too fast

>>9371991
monster must be listening to us

we’ve been begging for sugar free sodas for a long time now. caffeine + sugar free next please

>>9372707
Racist nonsippers are the worst. Sipboys are all inclusive, but we don't need people like you in our threads. If you can find it in your heart to treat others as equals in a shared human experience, you are welcome back at any time. But this vile hatred you are displaying is wrong and is not shared by True Sipboys. At Monster Energy™ they don't discriminate against people. They focus on the scene and making every day a party. From Monster Girls™ to their professionally sponsored extreme athletes, an atmosphere of inclusion and harmony is what they are all about. Its part of the Monster Energy Lifestyle™ and it sounds like you could use a lot more of that positive Monster Energy™ in your life.

>>9372747
S I P B O Y S
2 0 1 7

>>9370399
>/pol/ boogeyman
Ancap sipboy here

>>9372366
Yes it does

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>being a sipbitch and not a ChugChad

Lmaoing @ you nerds

>>9372674
Hey newfag

>>9372777
You haven't been to /fit/. /pol/ crossovers were making threads for the specific purpose of announcing that monster's CEO is Jewish and sip threads should thus be banned for Jewish tricks.

>>9372827
>ChugChad
This is so retarded that it feels like a 16 oz sipboys false flag operation. 12 oz Redlets don't really refer to themselves like this do they?

>>9372917
yes they do. it’s pathetic.

>>9372917
>m-muh can!

This expression indicates a nerdy basement dwelling Sipbitch's confusion and lack of understanding when confronted with something he cannot comprehend or respond to. Sipbitches usually mumble "muh can!" Or "muh low carb!" This is usually followed by clapping noises from the fat rolls of a shakingly furious sipbitch and licking their cheeto fingers

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>>9371941
>>9371134
it's not grape monster lmao

it's a candy flavor, pixie sticks

>>9372595
holy fuck

>>9369730
I got excited for a second because while scrolling because instead of SIP BOYS I thought it said RIP BOYS and I thought these threads were finally over.

>>9369730
unironically agree with this picture

redbull has a more appealing can design, but its a shit drink.

monster is edgy and i always look around before picking it up at the store. but the beverage inside that fedora ass can is superior.

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>>9372827
>8.4 FL OZ

>redlets on suicide watch edition

Hahaha stay delusional, you guys or so obviously sissy faglettes, you couldn't annoy anyone. You're cute :^)

>>9369951
I mean you don't have to do this. Nobody is making you sip the non B-Vitamin juice

>>9372827
>ChugChad
Ok honestly I laughed.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9373162
S I P B O Y S 4 E V E R

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>>9373212
>>9373101
#Sad.

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>dat red top tho

RARE SIP
A
R
E

S
I
P

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Who's looking forward to that weekend /sip/? Eastern Sipper Time over here. Almost quitting time!

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Store doesn't have it's 4 pack for £3 offer any more, so last Absolutely Zero before we're back on the budget brand.

>>9373369
they have ultra red at literally ever 7/11 in a 30 mile radius here.
I was disappointed in it though when I got it.
I like the ultra black and sunrise a lot :V)

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>>9373130
Breh

>>9373369
Anon please clean your fridge

>>9373610
no u

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alright /sip/

you win, you got to me

I am a uni student whose sleep schedule is fucked so I need to start waking up earlier and staying awake

I have never had monster before and it's on sale at my store for $5.99 for any four

What flavor do I get

>>9369730
red bull is objectively better than that overly sweet garbage

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In Japan for now. Prices are all fucked up and shit, my beloved Red Bull is twice as much as any average soda. Any Asianons know any good soda I can only get in sunrise land?

>reddit spacing

>>9374265
White cans of Zero Ultra are my personal favorite and if you can find the Rehab's green tea it's damn good too. I don't know if they still make it though because I haven't seen it in 4 years, but that might just be because my area has very little variety. Pink lemonade in Rehab isn't bad either.

>>9374288
Nobody

Gives

A

Fuck

The only energy drink I ever had in my life was Red Bull and it did nothing for me. Even had a nap an hour after drinking it. Am I being scammed?

Can someone please explains /sips/ to a newfag? I drink coffee every day but I don't really understand the meme

>>9374342
if you have to ask, you ain't never gonna know

-t. jazz nigger

>>9374349
Please. I want to be one of you.

>>9373533
Where are you guys getting these? They stopped selling the Citron Zero Calorie in the PNW.

>>9374399
Do you mean the effects of the drinks themselves?

I drink only the zero calorie versions once every work day.

The taste is strong and sweet, hence why you have to sip the beverages. I don't crash from the zero calorie Monster drinks as I do with tea, coffee, and sugar laden beverages.

>>9374286
Just get redbull you fucking poorfag. I drink 2 large ones every morning before anyone even THINKS of talking to me

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>tfw the only ultra zero flavors I've seen here in Aus are the white can and sunrise

Why live

>>9374415
I'm >>9372489

I just saw it in the fridges and was like "Huh, I thought /ck/ said these were rare" and grabbed it instead of Sunrise which is my goto sip. I was not dssappointed in the slightest. [spoiler]corner of roscoe and balboa if anyone wants to see if they're still in sock. I want more,
but I'm willing to share[/spoiler]

>>9369730
3am here
having an emergy monster zero sipp
who here /all night sip/

>>9374434
no talkie before my red bull

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Choose for me sip. These are my only option

>>9374445
I don't know what a roscoe and balboa is, friendo.

>>9374286
You in Osaka faggot let's go get some food

>>9374548
Hell yeah I'm in Osaka, unfortunately poorfag+0 free time

>>9374505
Tropica orange juice. Drink it with ice.

>>9374505
the red bull
i.e. the only good one

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>dat last sip

I want some purple sip
what sip is best purple sip?

>>9374614
What could you possibly be doing it's a saturday

>>9374667
Basketball w/ the bois.

>>9374507
Intersection in LA.

S I P B O Y S C A

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>>9374650

>>9369730
So do you guys just get hopped up on energy drinks and just go nuts here?

>>9375147
Fuck off back to redit, faggot

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The only choice

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>>9369730
>wake-up, almost late.
>no time for breakfast, no time for coffee
>remember the 2for4 blue sips in my fridge
>down one and head out the door
>work for six consecutive hours in the lab
>not tired, not hungry, just energized
add one more to that unique posters count, boys.
can't wait for that first sip tomorrow.

>>9374265
Personally I like variety. The ultra series is lovely (White/Red/Orange) but the black Absolutely Zero can is nice too.

>>9375147
No talky before I have my sippy normie

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East side sippin

>>9372551

your mom?

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>>9372489

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what do you eat while /sip/ping?

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>>9372674

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so then it's agreed, /sbg/ Hilltoppers for the 4cc as an independent state from /ck/

team captain gold star player right here
<--

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>>9376155

>checked

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>>9370156

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Pardon me boys just stepping though with the holiest of sips

>>9376240
>super creatine
LOST
THE
PLOT

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>>9376149
Nothing. You want an empty stomach for the fully transcendent sipping experience.

>>9375255
S I P B O Y S

even energy drinks is a point of contention for these idiots

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hangover sips

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>>9376257
>>9376240
S U P E R I O R F L A V O R S

>>9376514
Yeah but it isn't carbonated right? I've had some but I feel like I remember it lacking the crisp refreshment of carbonation.

>>9376545
I think there might be one or two that aren't but the rest are

>>9370028
3-4 16's a day, ALL ultra sunrise

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>>9376514
i’m a complete monster shill but some of those flavors look amazing

gnc exclusive?

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i dont really like carbonated drinks so this is god tier for me

>>9376573
I've seen them at a couple 7 elevens here and there and vitamin shoppe carries them too

the fruit punch is the best fruit punch i've had

lemon drop is on par with the yellow monster ultra zero

star blast is strawberry flavored and there isn't much to compare to it aside from the strawberry cream rockstar

Champagne tastes like fucking pez it's incredible

>>9376575
I do appreciate the raspberry and the peach but it hurts that they kept the shittiest of the original 3

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>>9376634
forgot pic

>>9376637
I've seen rojo and green tea recently. I mean they definitely stopped making them, but they're still out there. I've never seen the white "protean" one though. Only photos.

Just picked up my supply for the long weekend: 2 ultra white, 2 ultra black, and 2 ultra sunrise.

Where does Nos fit in?

>>9374935
i respect that

also why sunrise?
sunrise tastes like carbonated sunny d

>>9374294
rehab green tea isnt made anymore, they got sued
>>9374311
it lets you stay up if you want to stay up. ca

>>9374636
die shill

>>9376240
this stuff tastes like shit
i had their champagne flavor after working out once, christ it's nasty

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>>9376696
Your b-hole

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>9376708
I don't know. I just know that's an intersection in LA. Different SoCal anon here.

>>9376712
Holy shit you're right.

https://www.lexology.com/library/detail.aspx?g=00ba0756-9d36-4651-becf-cca9a1af2792

"A putative class action filed in a California state court claims that Monster Rehab®, a green tea and energy drink, contains unknown amounts of epigallocatechin-3-gallate (ECGC), “an extremely dangerous and potentially lethal ingredient,” and that the company fails to warn consumers of its potential hepatotoxic side effects."

The claims were dismissed though.

>>9376861
>Just when you start to think nonsippers couldn't get more retarded because of the chug chad moniker
You guys gotta be joking.

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Almost evening sip'n time! I'm goin ham sandwich and white sips for dinner!

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Best and most underrated sip coming through

>>9378131
I prefer to inhale actual nitrous oxide in the form of whipped cream chargers which is conveniently relevent. You should try it, really wompy short lasting high. Gets ya going.

>>9378131
>underrated
>the biggest sip from 2006-2008

>>9378157
>biggest
Monster Energy™ was first introduced in 2002 and was the first energy drink to be packaged in a 16 oz can.

>>9378152

womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp

>it ain't me, babe starts playing

>>9372366
it definitely does. that was what initially drew me too it.

>>9374935
>>9376760

S I P B O Y S C A

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>>9376514

when will bangs sue for name infringement?

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what is the worst sip?

>>9372747
ALL INCLUSIVE S I P B O I S

Where do they keep the sip packs in walmart? Looked down the soda area but it wasn't with the other energy drinks. I know they have like 4 and 12 packs. Rather not spend ~$3 every time I want one.

>>9370135
If you can find it, find the black/orange can.

Fucking delicious.

Any sipboys drink Venom? I started since it was on sale and it's decently good.

>>9379424
I tried the watermelon variety in a desperate situation a few weeks ago. Felt like I was drinking actual poison.
Can't beat that price though.

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>All these different flavours
Yuropoor here. I'm mad jelly of your variations. We have like 6 or 7 sips here.

>>9370330
This sip is nice for a change of pace. Very refreshing.

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/sipboys/

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Superior sip.
Monster is sewer water compared to this.

>>9370170
I prefer WATER.

>>9379873
gay

>>9369730
you're telling me people still drink red dull?

>sip general
>half of posts are random beetus drinks and other shit
what the fuck?

>>9379970
cmon man this isn't fit

>>9379873
>fuck marry kill
Left to right, marry, fuck, kill. I'm not gay but you have to admit the twink on the left is adorable.
Monster Energy™ is accepting of all peaceful and inclusive cultures, and so are sip boys!

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>>9379964
>red dull
S A V A G E

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>tfw erratic heartbeat
>tfw worried about sipping because I might fucking die
>tfw mentor of mine's son passed away because he literally sipped too hard (two 5 hour energies the day after drinking a few monster drinks.)

Zero Ultra won't kill me right? Maybe I shouldn't bother.

>Want to get some sips
>Also want some sick Destiny 2 xp boosts
What the Heck monster, why'd you let Rockstar get the deal with Bungie?

>>9380046
rockstar just bid more cash, and monster didn't want to outbid. Redbull did the same a little over a year ago.

>>9380046
>gamers
Disgusting. When your mom stops buying your energy drinks for you, and you have to shell out your own cash, you'll come around.

Wait a minute, I've had monster before, it's nothing special, just an energy drink. Is this purely a meme or are you all twelve years old?

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>>9380073
I order my sips on amazon wagie

>>9380082
>what gamers say when their mommies still buy sips

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>>9380079
>""""meme"""

>>9380079
It's astroturfing

>>9380136
You wish it was astroturfing Mr. Red Bull shill

>>9380136
>astroturfing
XOR
>113 unique posters

Started sippin today. Can't believe before this I feel for the when u drink water meem.

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>/sips/ not once

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>>9380374
>be american
>get sued

>>9380405
someone post the lawyer Kid and the microwaved cat

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All these flavors and white just feels right

>>9380374
>On your dime
what

>>9380505

>A woman is suing her ex-boyfriend and his employer, Monster Energy Drink, after he allegedly tried to bite her finger off during a work trip.

>The woman claims her BF was Monster's head of music marketingand flew her out to the 2016 Country Music Awards in Nashville. In legal docs, she says he got them a hotel room and her plane ticket from L.A. all at Monster's expense.

>She claims he was drunk from the moment he picked her up at the airport, and his heavy drinking led to a fight later in their hotel room. According to the suit, he choked her and the only way she could free herself was by poking him in the eye, and when she did ... he bit her thumb.

>The woman says the bite got infected, and she had to be hospitalized for 24 hours.She claims Monster knew he had a drinking problem, but didn't do anything about it.

>She's suing for damages.

>>9380374
>This isn’t the first time Monster has been sued. In January, a father filed a lawsuit against the company accusing them of causing his son’s death. The boy consumed three and a half cans of the energy drink in a 24-hour period, then later collapsed while playing basketball. After being rushed to the hospital, he died of cardiac arrhythmia, reportedly from excess caffeine consumption.

He must have died vibrating through the hospital bed

>>9380518

My man

>>9380518
added this to my list of ways to go

>>9379947
eh im more of a Water guy, ill have my fair share of WATER when out with friends and on seasonal holidays though

>>9370184
doctor my skin is inflamed

>>9380518
>500mg of caffeine is excessive
hahaha was this kid 10 or something

>>9380575
The kid could've just been a stringbean

>>9372097
The blue raspberry one is nice

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what monster tastes closest to redbull its too expensive.

>>9381414
Gronk tastes near enough identical to Red Bull. Little sweeter and doesn't have the same "mouthfeel" as RB though

>>9381414
Gronk!

Does anyone else think that zero ultra tasted wayy better than the other ultra flavours?(I dunno about citron though)

I just bought 48 cans of this stuff from abroad (not sold where I live)
I fell for the meme. Fuck

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Anybody else tried pic related yet? Tastes really good and first sipp conjures up all manner of spooky imagery.

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>>9370177
Ch-checked.

>>9381749
You'll see that they taste much better when taken in sips. There some truth to the meme.
It's still liquid children's candy though.

>>9381752
TOO SPOOKY

>>9381752
Tastes good but needs a sugar free version.

Tried my first white sip Today. The can was textured! Are they all textured like that? It was like the printing on the can was raised or embossed. Very fancy. Best tasting drink I've ever had.

S I P B O Y S 4 L I F E

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Is this a rare sip? Burger btw

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>>9369730
How come when you go to a Nightclub it's always Vodka & Red Bull, never Monster?
>>9369936
Patrician.

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Haven't had an "Energy Drink" in years & usually it was Vodka RedBull/Rockstar. Had one of these today and Fuck I'm a sip bro now.

>>9382237
YES

>>9379255
i dont like sugar free stuff

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for me, it's rockstar frozen watermelon

I drank 4 monster yesterday, and 1 today. Will I die?
I've been drinking water like a fucking fish since morning

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FUEL IS PUMPING ENGINES

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>>9382572
no

>>9382600
These things kept me alive when I was in the military. I'm getting old now, this shit would probably kill me.

>>9375218
I was going to say that was fucking cool but I guess not.

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Check it out boys -

I don't usually come to /ck/ how often has sips been a thing?

I love Rockstar, but if I drink it too much it gives me heartburn.

>>9371134
it tastes like they took the white one and put food coloring in it.

Green ketchup all over again

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peach tea masterrace reporting in mixes great with alcohol is non carbonated making it easy to chug down if you want and has great flavour my local safeway is often sold out of it but its fine because 7/111 down the block also stocks it just for more

>>9383018
proof this poster is a shill

>>9376240
this stuff is goat

>>9370028
ive never done anything but drink the whole can regardless of what it is. saving open canned drinks for later is pointless

>>9378943
help

What's the best /sip/ to mix with alcoholic beverages?

>>9383018
>Rare
They sell that on amazon in bulk

Big Red Bull costs about the same as Monster ultra here. Why shouldn't I go for the tastier Red Bull?

>>9382237
Those are absolutely everywhere here in Czech
Never seen blue, purple or black sip though

>>9383433
>beetus juice

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>>9369730
Monster tastes like aspartame or some sugar substitute. Nasty as fuck

>americans will never taste the superior beverage

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>>9383018
200% nice.

>>9383532
I prefer the original Lift Plus, for me.

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My Cousin was drinking 4 red bulls a day, he shortened it to at least one or two a day now, he's 20, how likely is he to die?

>>9383872
100%

>>9383886
When though? If he doesn't stop being such a caffeine madman I give him maybe only another 2 years before a massive heart attack

>>9383872
>>9383886
Listen to this anon, everyone dies at some point.
It's inevitable

>>9383910
this but unironically

>>9383910
This. Thats why i speed up the process by /sipping/ on some Monster Zero Ultra every day

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>>9380041
Faggot I start the day downing 600ml of redbull then pounding my chest UNTIL my heart starts beating erratically gets me fucking pumped for the day, that adrenaline flowing from the near death experience

You sip fags fucking disgust me

>>9382186
Monster tastes fucking disgusting though

t. Red bull master race

>>9382458
S I P B O Y S

>>9382600
I haven't heard that song in ages, probably the only good 90's 'Tallica song desu

>>9369730
Dude, gimme a sip of sum of that liquid cancer causing cocktail bro! xD
Gotta get my /sip/ on you feel what I'm saying? Dude bro1!! Aspartame flavour is the best bruh xD
I can't even pronounce the name of all the chemical additives, but it's all good bro xD
Duuuuudee brooooo!! xD

You guys are scum

>>9384087
lmao two bottles to fill up one glass

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Monster is trash.
Lightly carbonated Rockstar; Blueberry, Acia and Pomegranate is the way to go

>>9384235
sounds like you are having withdrawals of sips

>>9384235
I agree anon

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Pardon me, Labor Day sips coming through. Tfw 2 for $4

>>9384235
Literally no proof.

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is this sip rare?

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>>9384235
S I P B O Y S

>>9384663
It's not rare, it's just gay as fuck.

>>9384288
It's a 1l chad chug jug mate not the typical "glass" you sip faggots are used to. Just trying to lift it would snap your limo wrists

>>9370135

My first sip. I used to pick up packages/mail at the post office, and they just had a Full Throttle vending machine. Every option was for Full Throttle, and it was only like $1.50. Best days of my life

Just drank a lo carb monster and my left arm is getting random pains every few minutes. How fucked am I?

Do you guys actually drink these everyday?
Why do you call them sips?
Is it just satire?

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I'll have like, an energy drink a day. But aside from that all I drink is water.

Will I get a kidney stone? I'm ok with it desu. I've never experienced big pain in my life so I think it'd be good for me.

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Fuck off shill.

>>9382565
oh yes boiiiiii

>>9369730
2 of the original green cans of monster a day for 5 years

Why does Red Bull cost so much more compared to other SIPS?

You people are all autistic.

>>9384839
I'm not sure if it's a forced cancer-tier meme or unironic autism at this point.

>>9385302
Red Bull isn't a sip, retard.
You definitely need to lurk moar.

>>9385298
Beetus juice

SIPBOYS SIPBOYS YO YO YO!!!! SIPBOYS SIPBOYS YO!!

>>9385423
What exactly is a sip? I'm new to this thread.

>>9385476
SIPBOYS YO! SIPBOYS YO! SIPBOYS SIPBOYS YO YO YO!!!

>>9385476
New to this board more like.

I've been making Gin n' Sips now for a week or so. Pretty good. 1 part gin , 2 parts Sips. Yesterday I put some ice that I had made from Hurricane Harvey into my Gin n' Sips and I swear to God it was one of the best drinks I'd ever made.

Anyone else have any good Sips mixed drink recipes?

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>>9385488
/fit/ memes. This is one of the faster moving threads around here too.

>>9385476
Dude... You don't /sip/ bro? You gotta /sip/ and /lift/ bro! Do you even lift, bro? SIPBOIIIZ!!!

>>9385476
sip is a term used by black youths to describe a specific brand of caffeinated soda i.e Monster Zero.

>>9385539
Fuck off back to /pol/ you racist shithead

White one or else might as well give up.

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brehs can i sip and take naproxen sodium or am i just going absolutely bonkers

>>9370184
Backstory please.

>>9383040
please be my gf

>>9383018
thats at my wawa lol

what's the most FUAAARK sip?

>>9385539

Oh fuck really?

I loved the sipboys meme but now I hate it.