Why do these give me diarrhea every single time? I typically

Probably the dressings they use.

>>9367040

I guess so. Whatever oils they use must have some sort of laxative effect on me. I've never bought their dressing by itself.

>>9367031
Probably the fact that they are walmart brand sandwiches that they don't properly take care of.
So you are buying basically near rotten food.

>>9367031
They're sitting on a shelf, being kept at room temperature, while bacteria breed like . . . umm, like bacteria I guess.

The wonder is that you don't die.

>>9367031
I don't want to know what fucking bacteria cocktail is contained in those mystery bird meats.

>>9367031
I'm with you op I get insane liquid shits when I eat those or the Walmart sandwiches. It may be the lettuce? One time I ate a Walmart caesar salad and just about blew my asshole inside out

>>9367031
They're made by a poorly paid depressed teenager with bad hygiene and sit on shelves for 9 hours before you buy them.

>>9369325
The shelf is refrigerated

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Sandwiches at grocery stores are often made with ingredients that are about to go bad on the shelves. When I worked at one they would use the lettuce that the fish sat on for sandwiches.

>>9369529
Those walmart sandwiches arent even made in the store, they're like those 7-11 sandwiches that get shipped in every couple of days.