Girlfriend I am unsure of just offered to make carbonara. Wtf

tell her you are not ready to take such a big step in your relationship

Call her a pleb and tell her to make puttanesca instead

You observe her and make sure she does everything right and then leave her when she fucks up.

>>9366666
observed

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>>9366666
Super Satan get has spoken.

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>>9366666
good advice satan

If she uses cream dump her immediately. Huge red flag.
If she uses bacon instead of pancetta give her a hate fuck then dump her.
If it's actually proper, stick it in the pooper... proper style.

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>>9366655
if she knows not to use cream but uses it anyway, marry her.

>>9366779
do the exact opposite of this
If she uses cream you know she loves you.
If she uses bacon instead of pancetta you know she's practical, marry her.
If these things happen and it's good, conduct vaginal sex for the purposes of procreation.

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>>9366779

>Not using guanciale instead of pancetta

>>9366655
>gf fuck off bac redit you faggot retard normie piece of shit garbage get necked faggot looser

>>9366873

>I'm a woman
>I can't cook for shit
>I have faults coming out the ass but that doesnt matter
>Marry and support me anyway while I date my side piece cooking instructor

You're the worst kind of woman in existence. Probably born post-2000; full of egotism and entitlement. You don't reward bad traits in people. You correct their behavior through Pavlovian conditioning, or find if they're not worth the effort remove them from your life completely.

>>9366666
fpbp

no garlic no dic

>>9366873
>Practical
>Panchetta available at every major supermarket chain and only fractionally more expensive than bacon
No that's cheap