You are the ________ of your _________

>>9364733
You are the sadistic weirdo of your dragon dildo.

>>9364733
You are the Space Ghost of your rump roast.

>>9364733
You are the moot of your balut.

You are the offended gay of your bun bo hue.

Is it true he's into BDSM?

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>>9364769
I love bun bo hue

>>9364913
FIRST you want to truss her limbs, then it's a little of the Ol' slappa slappa.

>>9364733
You are the Paco of your taco
The churro of your borough
The Pancho Villa of the quesadilla
And my negro on the burrito

>>9364913
what ever it hes into its going to involve Cayenne

You're the Richard Gere of how to shove a hamster in your rear.

You are the William Randolph Hearst of unsatisfactory desserts

You are the Presidential tool of your orange fool.

You are the money of your Mayweather

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You are the drugged up thot of your Jello puddin pop.

Now just let your DIY Fleshlight cool, and don't worry about letting it sit too long. After all, you are the refrigerator of your masturbater.

You are the Pinochet of your beignet.

>>9364764
who is moot?

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>>9364733
He is Jewish?

All this time I thought he was Italian or Greek. Fucking dropped.

>>9366239
The point.

>>9366336
Are you literally retarded? You hate Jews but think Mitzewich is Italian or Greek?

>>9366424
He probably never knew his last name. Everyone just hears "Chef John".

>>9366336
kill yourself my man

>>9366430
Mitzewich isn't even that Jewish of a name. He could just be Russian.

>>9366424
Wait so is he a Jew or not?

>>9365552
Food Wishes + James Townsend?

A+

>>9366447
It's hard to say. Maybe. If I were you, I'd stop watching something you enjoy just to be on the safe side.

>>9366463
Why is it called Jas. I never got that.

You are the Pol pot of your tater tot

>>9366239
-A- moot is a conference of sorts where the Jarls of Skyrim cone together to decide on a new High King of Skyrim.

>>9366500
You are the Ho Chi Minh of your dindin.

>>9366447
He's Italian and Russian. Maybe more stuff. Maybe you're a faggot.

>>9366603
I am gay, yes, but I am wondering if he is a Jew.

>>9366576
You are the osama bin laden of your bowl of ramen

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What's going on about him being a cuckold? Is there any proof to that? A fetlife account?

>>9366620
You are the Benito Mussolini of your tortellini.

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>>9364913
I've read on other threads that he's a cuckold to Michelle/

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You are the John Cena of your Italian piadina.

>>9366648
We're talking about Chef John, not barack obama

>>9366336
dumb goyim

>>9364733
son, parents

You are the pineapple of your pizza

>>9367798
Son, his wife

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>>9366336
Poor lil froggo. Always having to give up things he likes when they turn out to be Jewish.

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>>9366336

He's a polack, what the fuck did you expect? Just look at that face, he has jew written all over his face not even gonna mention that enormous coin sniffer he's got

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You are the Jeff Lindner of your soggy dinner.

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>>9366336
You are no longer allowed to enjoy American movies either. Enjoy your anime

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You are the Carolyn Gregoire of your overflowing reservoir.

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You are the Calvin Goode of your flooded neighborhood.

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You are the Michael Mark of your inundated trailer park.

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You are the Ashley Judd of your 500-year flood.

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You are the B.F. Skinner of your soggy TV dinner.

>>9366806
if we were talking about Obama, we'd be talking about Michael

>>9366447
Not that it matters, goy, but most of the stuff he makes is most definitely not kosher.

- you can't mix meat and dairy
- no pork
- no shellfish
- no fun

>>9366336
i think he's a polack like that slav who wrote the witcher books. you are the andrzej sapkowsky of your torcik wedlowski.

You are the truest maestro for blasting techno

>>9369007
You are the __jew___ of your auschwitz

>>9366336
>smart
>funny
>enough work ethic to keep a regular release schedule
>greek or italian

>>9366336
He's half Italian.

>>9366447
probs russian or polish

>>9366576
10/10

I am the bone of my sword.

>>9366336
Mitzewich is a Polish last name.

>>9366336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_yQkKL-b1s&feature=youtu.be&t=6m54s

>repicked

You are the Chef John of your beef bourguignon.