Constipation blies

>>9363190
A bullet works reportedly.

Cig or joint and coffee just cool enough for you to chug it.

get up and move around. go for a walk.

>>9363190
drink a gallon of grape juice
trust me, I made the mistake once.

Yeah, drink water and walk. Also use a squatty potty.

>>9363190
Drink water and try bathing in a hot bath.

>>9363270
This and oatmeal

>>9363190
there's a tea you can buy called 'smooth move'
go get it

>>9363190
sugarfree gummi bears

did you stick anything up there that might have blocked things up, sport?

>>9363859
Oh god yes.

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>>9363190

It's time, anon.

>>9363190
heat up some prune juice and drink it when it's cooled off a bit

>>9363190
Drink 4 beers and wait a few hours.

Go to the drugstore or WalMart and het some magnesium citrate.
its only a dollar and for sure in a few hours you will be empty

Borrowing this thread, gf has never been able to poop more than once every few days, sometimes getting as bad as once a week or 2 weeks. Ive been putting more fiber into our food to try and help but it hasnt affected her bowel movements. Id rather not sneak laxatives into her food, what are some dishes that will force a bowel movement?

>>9364587
>what are some dishes that will force a bowel movement?
Depends entirely on the person.

>>9364449
Yup. That stuff had me shitting for hours.

Coffee often works for me, though for some reason if I'm really having problems pooping then smoking helps. I don't even smoke cigarettes normally but I have some loose rolling tobacco that I use when things are bad.

mmmh... granny soup

>>9364587
anal

Warm prune juice, dum dum