Microwave Cooking

>>9361656
5 maybe 6 minutes in a rolling boil. Instant is like what, 2-3 minutes tops...so yeah a longer cooking time but not by much.

>My housemates don't want to deal with the smell and cleanliness of cooking

wtf? How do egg noodles or most things for that matter have objectionable smells when cooking? If you clean after you finish eating how is cleanliness an issue? How beta do you have to be to allow your housemates to put the kitchen off limits for cooking?

Are you saying you literally don't have a stove? Because if so then you should starve yourself for being that retarded. If you have one and your roommates just don't like you using it, tell them to eat shit and then serve them some you fucking beta autist.

>>9361924
This.

>>9361656
What fucking good is a kettle without a stove?

>>9362377
I suppose he could use it to bludgeon his retarded roommates to death.

Is your roomie the chad chef and you the virgin one? Grow a pair faggot.