>go to a sub joint >they're actually hoagies

>walk into sub shop
>welcome! what hero can i get for you?
>bitch! do i look like i need rescuing? i'm outta this faggot place!

>go to Subway
>a bunch of underground trains and hobos
>no sandwiches

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>>9357779
>IMG_XXXX.jpg

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>go to the local go za' tower
>its actually a soup and sandwich shop

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>>9357779
>go to ck
>see frogposter

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>>9357779
>be 'murcan
>call frying sausage bratwurst
>call thin pancakes crepes
>call sour cream créme fraiche

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>go to a hoagie shop
>they only sell subs

>>9357779
What the fuck do you care, fatass? Just get your marinara meatballs and litre of diet cola and sit and eat in silence.

>Go to a sub shop
>get asked about a grinder
>leave because I'm not looking for a gay hookup

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>>9358767
>litre

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Hoagie is the only correct term