>Can I speak to your manager?

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YO B I AM YA MANAGER

WHAT'S UP

>>9356872
Fedora=not an awkward bitch?

*nods and points to manager*

>>9356872
I had to speak to the manger the other day because they brought out a steak I ordered Medium Rare just over Medium Well.
When they brought me a new one, it was ice cold in the center.
Got a refund.

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>>9356872
"I don't know, can you?"

>>9356872
We're not hiring.

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> what up motherfucker I'm the manager here wassup wat u want dog

>>9356872
>I'm not a manager but I can help you
Works if they just need some basic help but think a manager needs to get involved, but if it's anything beyond some extra service (like a refund) I'd have to call my manager up.
Otherwise - hey bud, your chicken is undercooked? I'll get you a new one, sit tight and hey, how about a free appetizer on the house? Sound good? You're goddamn right it does. Don't forget to tip the waiter instead of that fedora though, okay?

>>9356872
Honestly if he shaved and lost the fedora, he'd at least look sensible.

>>9358870
And maybe lose the tie and pull the shirt out over the jumper.

>>9356872
The manager is not here today, he/she is sick. What can i help you with?

>>9358877

by getting the number for your district manager, so I can ask why there isn't a local manager on staff, and to resolve my issue

>>9358877

or the number of the franchise owner, and corporate will do, as well as all of the names and positions of the staff on this shift.

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>>9358950
>here you are sir
>hands them a piece of paper with my number on it
>deletes VM after they leave

gonna have to be more creative than that faggot

The best part of working graveyard shift at a store is there is no one there but me, so when someone asks for the manager they can fuck off.