Just about to cook salmon for the first time ever AMA

>>9356821
Will you be putting the salmon on top of that garlic bread, OP?

>>9356821
Why do noob cooks tend to go for baking as their default?

Do you not realize that cooking it in a pan is faster, uses less energy, and makes it much more easier to tell when the fish is done so you don't overcook it?

>>9356822
It's apparently a "zesty lemon crumb" but it's more crumb than fish at this point

>>9356829
Also, I am frying it you fool.

>AMA
You ready to fuck this up and taste disappointment and failure?

>>9356821
i hate salmon, white fish best fish

>>9358070
Are you nuts? Salmon is fucking delicious.

>>9356821
who the fuck would eat a fish?

>>9356836
you are the fool for frying it, all the crumbs will fall off.

>>9356821
putting pistachio nuts on salmon is like putting ketchup on steak

>>9358098
because the fish will shrink or because he will flip the fish. because from what i gather his intention is to broil/bake the fish, never flipping it

>>9356836
>Also, I am frying it you fool.

In a baking tray with a kilo of crumbs on it?

>>9358166
Sounds to me like it was pure damage control since he was called out for trying to stupidly bake it. He's got it so coated in shit that doesn't belong it won't really matter how he cooks it tbqh.

gb2redshit

>>9358113
pistachios arent nuts, dumbass.

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>>9358300 (You)
>try to act like a smartass on a mongolian caribou cooking blog
>still wrong
>what are culinary nuts

>>9358311
is a mango a nut?

>>9356821
Wipe that shit off, pan sear it, put it on some decent rice, use the breading you wiped off as a light crumble.

My butthole has been particularly itchy and hot. I think it might be spicy food. Whatbshould I do about it?

>>9358347
Milk. Throw a glass of milk at your butthole.