cooking with satan

>that pitting, chipping and visible edge rolls on that knife

SHARPEN YOUR KNIFE REEEEEEEEEE

I had 2 bean and cheese burritos yesterday and feel like a fat cunt, so I probably wont be eating until dinner.

I dipped cheese pizza in tikka masala sauce. It was breddy gud, would do it again.

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>>9353366
i knew that pic would trigger the fuck out of you

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fresh basil

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Perfection

>>9353413

Are the eggs cooked fully?

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>>9353431
yolks runny.
cooking an egg fully is gay af unless its hard boiled

>>9353788
>pretending to have someone to eat with

devilish

>>9353358
Hi Satan,
missed you.
Do deep fried rice.

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>>9354379

Whiskey for breakfast
Whiskey for lunch

Dry rub and roasted pork tenderloin with shredded and sauteed brussel sprouts and a homemade radish mustard for dinner.

Thread in a few hours.

>>9354404
next time i use the fryer il try it and make a thread

>>9354425
Is that a grill? Squish her thigh for me.

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>>9354459
wife

>>9354440
ive been getting into scotch lately

fuck off satan u faggot

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I hate you so much

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>>9355899

>>9353413
>>9353438
jack tier

you need god m8

>>9353358
your threads suck

>>9356890
thanks for the bump

Why the oven? pan would have been enough

>>9357034
pans dont heat themselves. maybe you should go back to /b

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>>9355899

well shit this guy was right
>>9357051

>>9357058
mmmmm
fresh sage