If I cut this onion, would you cry?

>>9351530
No because i'm not in the same room so I can't inhale the oxidized sulfides released from the onions cellular membranes that cause that reaction

>>9351530
It would be very painful

I would get extremely tearful.

>>9351530
>I'm not emotional, I'm just constantly surrounded by invisibly onion cutting ninjas

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>>9351538
You're a fig pie.

>>9351538
UUUU

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>>9351538
Thats a big onion

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>>9351548
Fondue

>>9351569
Autism, plain and simple.

>>9351569
>autist commando kills the dreamstime.com photographer

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>>9351538
>>9351548
>>9351564
Ha HA very good.

>>9351569
Not if OP leaves a bunch of cut onions around the perimeter of the house, crybaby.

>>9351794
I'll rub the onions on my bellend and rape his eye sockets you think I give a fuck faggot?

>>9352050
Yes.

>>9352063
Well you're mistaken

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>>9351530

>>9351530
That's a beautiful onion, don't cut it please.

>>9352050
Get this hothead outta here!

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>>9351530
Ce n'est pas un oignon.

>>9352475
There's nothing wrong with eating raw onions

>>9352475
why would he do that?
raw onions are great but that's pretty gross

>>9351548
>>9351564

You actually beat the deadest horse back to life. Upboated.

>>9351530
No, because I never let myself become emotionally attached.

>>9351530
Not if you use a sharp knife