How do I make amazing onion rings?

Start with an amazing onion

>>9350351
Take a longboat and twenty of your finest men, head to where the sun sets. There you will find a village. Pillage! Plunder and burn all that you find!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6j3gYkvr4

>>9350356
Yes but do they have onions?

>>9350362
>onion strings
manchild

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>>9350351
America's Test Kitchen is always trustworthy.
1/2

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>>9350395
2/2
I haven't tried this recipe myself but they've never let me down.

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>>9350351
Peasants.
>https://youtu.be/0Mz4NTozNXw

>>9350395
>>9350398
>Oven-Fried

stopped reading there.

First you must invent the universe

be sure to get activated onions

>>9350362
her voice is fuckin annoying