>He puts american cheese on his burger

>>9350246
>he makes very bad bait threads on /ck/
>he wastes time on making bad bait threads on /ck/
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It's the only way I'll eat the stuff. It somehow blends with the burger perfectly and I don't understand it.

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>>9350246
>he doesn't just use mayo with cracked black pepper Alton Brown style

>>9350246
Literally the best cheese for burgers.

It's the only legitimate use for American cheese. Fuck off Elon.

>>9350246
I do too and I'm not even murrican. I've got nice cheeses here, but I just love that fake ass "cheese product" stuff on my burgers. It's creamier.

>>9350290
Cheese product sucks. There is such a thing ad American cheese. There are a whole lot of better cheeses but shit dood. Avoid 'product'.
I'm down with burgers. All sorts of them. I like mushroom swiss and bacon western. Bacon, guac, and pepperjack is probably my favorite. Bur tgere is something to be said for a traditional, grilled out back, lettuce, tomato and red onion with ketchup, mustard and real American cheese. Best part of summer.

American cheese =/= waxy American style Kraft plastic-wrapped cheese product

>>9350246
>He wraps his american cheese around a burger

I use mild cheddar, is there a better cheese for someone like me who has the palette of a child?