Rate my lunch /ck/

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OK, like, I personally wouldn't put that in my mouth. But I realize people have different tastes, so knock yourself out

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Cant cook an egg/10

Damn son; where'd you find egg nuts this early in the season?

>>9349228
Local kids have started scavenging under my egg tree for the past week. I hope the schools ban this dangerous playground game soon

Eggs are way overboiled, with a dry as camel shit, crumbly yolk. Deepfrying might have worked better ...

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>tfw never truly appreciated scotch eggs as a kid and now cant get em

>>9349166
>not cutting to get equal portions of yolk in each section
Still looks decent though. I prefer a runnier yolk but not everyone does so I can't say that's a fault.

>>9349239
and how did you shave them

>>9349166
Why would you waste a good coconut shell like that? You just threw away all the milk too you degenerate

>>9349166
is that sausage? looks more like a really fine paste

>>9349296
Personally I use an angle grinder to get through the tough outer shell without damaging the delicate inside

>>9349337
>he doesn't apply chemical depilatory

>>9349329
Boiled egg inside a ball of sausage meat and rolled in breadcrumbs

>>9349343
>He wants chemicals soaking into his scotch eggs
Enjoy your additives

>>9349166
yeah but are those activated

>>9349359
>he doesnt want that noice scintilla of sarin gas

>>9349283
Make them then ya nonce

>>9349353
Just breadcrumbs? What seasoning did you use?

>>9349391
what am I a fuckin genius or summat

>people thinking OP made these himself
They're Sainsbury's Basic-tier scotch eggs. Wouldn't be surprised if they actually are. At least spring for the Taste the Difference next time, OP, or make your own.

>>9349458
Americans no nothing outside of mcdonalds so what do you expect

>>9349166
>a single egg

Not sufficient.

>>9349166
Looks pretty okay. The egg isn't crazy overdone, but it's pretty hard to get that gooey yolk with a scotch egg. I'd give it a 6.5

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>>9349283
>mfw a frogposter taught me of the existence of scotch eggs
>mfw I'm ignorant enough to actually learn tons on /ck/

>>9349815
its a shame nothing can help you with being a redit FAGGOT

>>9349879
never posted on reddit, went once to find the author of a copypasta. Stop being so paranoid you cuck

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>>9349166
Do you hard-boil the egg before covering it in sausage?? Seems it'd get overcooked.

Anyway, looks decent; I'd probably use a less-smoothly-ground sausage and would brown it more.

>>9349815
Everyone has to start somewhere, Anon. Here, have another rare Pepe.