Cringe

File: 1488320121573.jpg (80KB, 650x413px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 650x413px

Based

Great thread.

>>9348515
>le cringe xD
>>>/r/eddit

>>9348520
>>9348522
>Not liking based cookie dough
Cringe. Go back.

But it's warm and gooey and textual, cmon bro, cookie dough gives you salmonella.

>>9348527
>be prepped cookie dough
>sitting in fridge with my friends Milk, Tomato, and Cucumber
>awaiting my destiny to be shaped into delicious chocolate chip cookies
>hear a rustling from outside the fridge
>the fridge light ignites and I set eye to a ghastly silhouette
>it's OP
>he takes me and eats me whole
>get pissed like that time he ate cacao from the box
>travel through his intestines
>plot my revenge
>I rattle his large intestine by pushing against the abdominal wall
>it's time
>OP shuffles hastily to the bathroom on the other side of the house
>toolate.png
>make haste to his anus and shoot a part of myself out of his asshole
>can feel OP is sobbing through the resonation of his poo walls
>he's contracting; desperately trying to poop me out
>nope.tiff
>let out small parts of myself
>moment he pulls up his pants, cackle like a maniac and jettison myself out of his asshole
>splatter myself all over his underpants and toilet
>take that you little faggot

>>9349437
I got a boner.

I'm too stupid to make cookie dough myself so I just buy the biggest Toll House tub of premade chocolate chip cookie dough from the grocery store and eat it with a spoon until I'm too sick to move

>>9349415
OK mom

>>9349415
Good thing I don't live in America.

Who is the Reddit kid posting "le cringe xDD" in every /ck/ thread as of late?

>>9348527
I like both though, anon

>>9348515
At.. what, chocolate chip cookies? Great thread, commie scum

>>9349515
You.

>>9348517
>salmonella

>>9349607
>MUH SALMONELLA
seriously not an argument

>>9349603
*audibly gasps*
MUAAAAAAH?.... WHAT A SHAMALONIAN TWIST!!!

>>9349607
>Potential to die by eating raw cookie dough
It's a win-win situation

>>9348517
Degenerate

File: imagemacro (22).jpg (25KB, 336x390px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 336x390px

>>9349607
Where on Earth does eating raw dough have the potential to give you salmonella?

>>9349758
>raw eggs
>no salmonella

File: imagemacro (82).jpg (32KB, 300x359px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 300x359px

>>9349764
>eating raw eggs causes salmonella
Enjoy living in your third world country, friend.

>>9349773
is this bait or what

>>9349810
No, I'm being completely serious.

>>9348517
What are you eating at this point? Chocolate chips and sugar?

File: 1358966789117.jpg (36KB, 616x462px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 616x462px

Cringe

File: Soft-and-Chewy-Oatmeal-Raisin-Cookies-4.jpg (188KB, 1360x1360px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 1360x1360px

Based

>>9349810
>Amerifats think their fucked up eggs are normal

>>9350041
pleb
>>9350043
patrician

>>9349415
If you have shitty eggs, only 1 in 20,000 eggs have salmonella

I've never wanted someone to die from having wrong cookie opinions before today. Thank you.

>>9349764
raw flour can fuck you up, too.

>>9348515
Tea vs Coffee

File: ptnvl7tpk7oy.jpg (39KB, 784x960px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 784x960px

>>9349437
>jettison

>>9350138
It's not the eggs, it's the raw flour.

With that being said, I usually eat 2-3 cookies with in dough before I bake them.

>>9349758
Critical roll?

>>9348515
Chocolate chip cookies are good.

File: humblewaterfiltrationsalesman.png (159KB, 349x414px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 349x414px

>>9349437
9/10

hey gamers

File: 1489197185302.jpg (38KB, 392x250px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 392x250px

>>9349486
>I'm too stupid to make cookie dough myself
what the fuck is wrong with you and why are you posting on a cooking board

>>9354523

It's a cooking and food board. Not a cooking board. Cooking and food.

>>9349437
What would make you want to write this.

Does a muse visit you and inspire this sort of thing?

>>9349704
cringe holy fuck

File: 1499117847296.png (77KB, 930x1020px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 930x1020px

>>9349810
>dirty europoors doesn't even have lax gunlaws
>lol enjoy your mudslime infestation eurocucks
>not being circumcised, enjoy your phimosis, its not a jewish hellbent tradition its for hygeine
>what do you mean not only washing the palms of your hand?
>spaniards, white
>getting salmonella from raw eggs

>>9354676
I am surprised you can read and also not make cookie dough

>>9348515
>>9348517
Nigger, how dare you torment us diabetics like that. If I ever find you I will turn you into a pinyata.

>>9349758
America, where our egg supply is contaminated with salmonella because our chickens are constantly getting sick because we raise them in little fucking indoor yards full of their own feces

File: diabeetus-cat.jpg (75KB, 496x447px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 496x447px

>>9349486

>>9353961
What? No. Natural 20, episode 9: Side Quest.

>>9350050
>>9356259
>>9349773
https://www.efsa.europa.eu/en/topics/topic/salmonella

Seems like your own websites cite eggs as a potential risk factor for salmonella.

American fear of salmonella is basically unfounded and mostly relates back to a few misinformation scares. The USDA itself has deemed raw egg okay for consumption, and I've been personally consuming cookie dough raw since I was a child.

Europeans are so ignorant in their smug sense of superiority. Nothing more pathetic than a populace so easily manipulated.

File: imagemacro (53).jpg (82KB, 466x517px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 466x517px

>>9356704
No salmonella in our eggs, I assure you. Maybe somewhere down south, in Spain or Italy or what not, but not here.

>>9356713
Lmao how would you even know, are you some sort of public health agent or something?

>>9356704
>Not eating raw eggs, raw meat, rotten milk
I pity your pasteurized life

>>9348515
>>9348517
>>9348527
>thread got offed for these shitposts

>>9356920
How would I even know what? Publiclicly available information on eggs?

File: USDA.png (37KB, 1094x214px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 1094x214px

>>9356704
>. The USDA itself has deemed raw egg okay for consumption,

File: italy2.png (33KB, 124x141px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 124x141px

>>9356713
italy here, our eggs are fine, how could you do tiramisù otherwise you stupid nigger

>>9356940
cringe

>>9357073
Can you not read the last line you illiterate cunt? All eggs sold in US supermarkets are pasteurized. This is a warning against raw eggs sold by local farmers that do not undergo the pasteurization process.

>be a burger
>lose war to rice farmers
>have nightmares about eggs exterminating your country

File: 1503671286088.png (230KB, 500x913px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 500x913px

>>9357124

>>9349764
>He lives in a third world country

>>9357124
>Euros came running to burgers because they couldn't handle the rice farmers
>evidently, we couldn't either

Nice try, Pierre.

>>9357124
>be a yuro
>lose continent to leftist subversion and mass immigration
>have nightmares about trucks of peace exterminating your country

>>9357039
Such as

>>9357090
Cringe

>>9357124
>exterminating
>not eggsterminating
:^)

>>9357124
>Be french
>Lose war to rice farmer without even fighting
>Run to America for help
>Lose war to sand nigger Algerians
>Government collapses
>Have to replace it
>Submit to European government
>Throw out stable currency for new one
>Lose national pride
>Flood country with millions of foreign people
>Deal with worst terrorists attacks since 9/11
>Still support the cause of terrorism
>Shitpost about superiority for eating butter coated snails

French people are true master race

>>9348515
I have a 12 inch cast iron skillet. How much cookie dough would I need to fill it? I was thinking of making one big cookie cuz lazy. Any ideas for a recipe?

>>9357110
All liquid eggs are pasteurized in the US, but eggs sold in shell almost never are. It's a specialty product. That's why basically every restaurant that serves eggs has a food safety warning about raw or undercooked eggs, usually somewhere on the menu.

>>9349437
>anon smiles
>"just how I like it..." xe murmers to ximself
>anon reaches into his pants and dips his finger into the brown mess
>he eats the poop
>"oh no back trhough again lol"

a

File: IMG_1398.jpg (193KB, 1024x681px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 1024x681px

Well, um. Hum, crack. Yeah!

File: 1468761975494.jpg (23KB, 640x559px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 640x559px

>>9357124

>>9357385
I actually think those look really good. Might try making those sometime

>>9349437
you're a very talented writer

>>9349415
>>9349607
>>9349764
Ah yes, the salmonella meme.
Listen up you degenerated anons, if the cookie dough is fresh I do not see the trouble.

>>9357110
>All eggs sold in US supermarkets are pasteurized.
Umm, no, they're not. . . . That's why the USDA spent three paragraphs in that very image to tell people "don't eat raw eggs you fucking morons."

>>9357110
You can't pastietize an egg in shell you moron. Its obviously the eggs in a carton that last months

File: download (5).jpg (7KB, 169x236px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 169x236px

>>9349437
Worth the read

>>9349437
beautiful

File: IMG_0927.jpg (237KB, 1152x1354px) Image search: [Google]

237KB, 1152x1354px

>>9357124
>be Finn
>Winter War with Russians, Nov 1939 - Mar 1940
>pic related, friendly reminder

>>9358596
With Finns, you win

>>9358449
>you can't pasteurize an egg in shell

Wrong. Place eggs in water heat to 140F and hold for 3 minutes. Done.

>>9349810
Yes.

>>9358596
Finns would get slaughtered in jungle warfare, just like how Russians thought it was a good idea to attack Finland during winter.

>>9349437
10/10

>>9349607
I've eaten cookie dough all my life and NEVER got salmonella.

You my friend are missing out.

>>9359617
You can buy pasteurized whole eggs.

>>9359621
you can also buy pillsbury cookie cock sausages and just pour it into your mouth thats even easier

>>9348515
Anyone who cringes at choc chip cookies deserves to stand in front of a firing squad.

File: 1496008299811[1].png (2MB, 974x1038px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 974x1038px

>>9358596
binland strong russia we war you

>>9348517
my girlfriend once ate a whole stick of cookie dough in college. It's why I fell in love with her.

>>9357668
I had them about a decade ago at the Niagara Falls Hershey store. I still remember!

based

>>9358596
>>9359678
>playing Risk against friend who has never been defeated
>I have the wildcard
>biding my time
>get my 5th card
>I can cash in without the wildcard
>this guarantees I will be able to cash in next turn as well no matter what card I draw
>friend only has 1 risk card
>I can throw my entire cash in at Africa and take it and south America if I only win 1/3 of my rolls
>with the second cash in I will be able to claim Europe and fortify both it and South America
>the time comes
I summon forth my mighty Juggernaut
>62 armies vs my friends 12 in the middle east
>WE ROLL
>total casualties
>I lost 57
>friend lost 1
>don't even get a risk card
>no image in existence can match my face at this moment

He is still undefeated to this day