I use butter flavored Crisco for anything that calls for butter. It tastes more buttery, it keeps longer, and it's cheaper. The last time I even bought real butter was years ago.
>>9346666
I love eating crustless sandwhiches with dutch cheese(like gouda), microwaved and covered in ketchup.
Sometimes I just open the fridge and dump condiments on my finger and eat them
I like my fried eggs extra crispy. People say it's disgusting but what's the point of even frying something if you aren't getting it crispy?
>>9346666
I barely eat vegetables. I take a multi-vitamin instead to make up.
I rarely eat any fruit except bananas.
I drink a gallon of tea every couple of days.
I refuse to believe I'll die of a heart attack in my 50s.
>>9346666
First,
>satan's quads
Second, I make pasta almost every week and yet I've never made fresh sauce. I always use a jar.
I use paper plates at every available opportunity. I hate doing dishes.