Fictional food thread?

>>9345744
Meat pies are not fictional though.

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>>9345744
What the fuck is lembas bread.
I just know you motherfuckers watched this movie and imagined it was some cookie wrapped in a leaf you sons of bitches, fess up, what did you imagine it to be?

>>9345744
I'd like to give her a classic cream pie recipe if yah know what I mean hehe.

>>9345764
I was going to say that i'd kill for lembas

>>9345764
Hard tack.

>>9345769
Just sit down and order two chickens with her. It'll be fun.

>>9345764
>what did you imagine it to be?

I didn't have to imagine. The movie told me it was "Bread" and it showed me a picture of it. It clearly couldn't be a cookie because it's lembas *bread* not a lembas *cookie*. So, like the movie told me and showed me, it was a piece of dried white bread. Presumably infused with some kind of eleven magic or secret baking technique to make it unusually nutritious. I don't think there's much room for speculation here.

>>9345744
Fictional food, or real food found in fiction writing?

>>9345780
This. Gimli thought it was "a kind of cram", the hardtack men made. Gollum thought it tasted like "dust and asheseses".

>>9345769
>Sansa you had pie on your wedding night
>a cream pie Sansa
>the rape Sansa
>it was beautiful

Fictional you say? I beg to differ.

http://lotrscrapbook.bookloaf.net/other/recipes.html

>>9345860
>http://lotrscrapbook.bookloaf.net/other/recipes.html
Where does one obtain mallorn leaves?

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So....

Exactly what did they put in the coffee in Twin Peaks?

>>9345965
Fish

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>>9345965

Mcdonalds also uses this in their salad dressing.

>>9345744
Bruce bogtrotter's chocolate cake from matilda

>>9345756
Arya's recipe is fictional.

>>9346519
People did that sort of thing in the past and there's probably videos of people doing it now.

>>9346577
I would say "Please post", but....

I read the first two books and man does GRRM love spending paragraphs describing food.

>>9346519
There was a cannibal cult in Brazil around 2012 who made longpork pies and sold them as street food.

>>9347124

I mean... Look at the guy.

>>9347224
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3125972/Face-face-cannibal-feasted-human-flesh-sold-meat-pies-interview-Brazilian-teacher-sick-Satanic-cult-wife-mistress-fed-remains-one-mother-toddler-daughter.html

Pretty much if you can imagine it, someone has done it and more than once. This is a harsh lesson the internet teaches us.

>>9346210
Fuck, cooking runescape food was always great because there was an actual process to it. Hell brewing booze actually took days because it had to ferment and had some great stat buffs.

>>9345965
Some spooky shit

>>9345815
I think lembas is supposed to taste unpleasent to evil creatures. This why gollum dislikes it.

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>when they add the gelatine sheets to the meat pie

>>9345815
>Gollum thought it tasted like "dust and asheseses".
Gollum is hardly a reliable food reviewer. He hates all bread and vegetables, and prefers raw meat over cooked.

>>9345756
>>9345756
yeah, they are. i lived in england for 2 years for walk and i never saw a meat pie anywhere. not in a butcher.s not in tesco. not at a pie and mash restaurant. they don't exist

>>9347937
have ye popped in to greggs at all lad

>>9347948
no, nor sayers

>>9347958
sausage rolls are to notch. i love savory pastries

>>9347958
why not lad

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Have some nostalgia

>>9347964
i'm kdiding. i ate so much of pork pie, meat pie, savoirs, pasties, etc. when i was there.

and your countrysdie is stunning

lake district, peak district snowdania. absolutly wonderful

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>>9348024
ye but i was also kidding lad

>>9345744

Runescape foods are my jam

>>9345744
Hotpie talks about crushing sour cherry stones to top a pie with. I think GRRM likes to be accurate with those sorts of details but it sounds like a good way to crack your teeth.

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Tell me you wouldn't eat all of this

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>>9348378
... most of those are real, dingus

And of the fictional ones,
>harpy omelette
>minotaur tongue
>myconid
>giant scorpion
Could all be replicated with realworld animals

I was about to say the only truly impossible dish on that list is the sauteed worm, but turns out Ecuador is a monster infested hellhole to rival Australia

>>9348410
Shai-hulud!

sinner's sandwich

>>9345764
A magic Power Bar with bread that wasn't so chewy.

>>9347721
Gollum didn't like the sound of potatoes or cooking fish either so with Gollum it's probably just a case of bad taste buds

>>9345801
Yea but what did the Elven magic change molecularly in the bread? Surely it can be done with some technique without magic.

>>9345764
In the book it's kind of described as baklava but a flat bread and extremely calorie dense.

a gallery of RPG meals by race
http://imgur.com/gallery/BWnHF

>>9348034
Ahh classic /brit/posting

>>9348566
You could ask the same question for why Frodo's sword Sting glows when there are orcs nearby.
>Yea but what did the Elven magic change molecularly in the blade? Surely it can be done with some technique without magic.
It's a ridiculous question because you've already acknowledged in your post that it's magic and yet you still ask.

>>9348998
That takes me back

>>9345764
>>9348682
Alton Brown once claimed on his show Good Eats - and i'm not certain of the historicity of this - that Panforte De Siena, which these days is a pastry (of a kind, being mostly candy), was originally created as a sort of energy bar or field ration, being a cookie like pastry that was extremely calorie dense and preservable with nuts and fruits and shit for protein. I always figured Lembas is like that, a dense cookie like pastry or candy made into a flat 'bread'

>>9349008
Alton Brown is a tv producer not a chef.
I'd discard his opinions on culinary matters.

>>9349008
>There are references to the Crusaders carrying panforte, a durable confection, with them on their quests, and to the use of panforte in surviving sieges.

ayyy wikipedia backed me up

>>9349012
Who routinely had a nutritional anthropologist he referenced on the show

>>9349012
He is a chef, went to culinary school and worked in kitchens. Tbf he did it so he would be qualified to make a cooking show.

>>9348378
Anyone know where I can buy a bowl like that?

>>9348359
He probably meant crushing them to a powder.

>>9349262
try searching for earthenware

>>9348359
that's why they are crushed you dumb fuck

>>9348780
fuck off with oyre rebbit posts'

>>9348410
this is bait

I've always wanted to eat a brace of coneys.

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>>9345764

I imagined something like MRE bread.

>>9348378

I wouldn't eat all of that.

>>9350355
I like that they tried to make it the shape of a slice of wonderbread, as though that would fool anybody.

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WHAT IS IT

>>9350382
That's just the shape bread makes when you bake it in a pan, it has nothing to do with Wonderbread specifically.

>>9350401
No fucking shit, thanks for filling me in senpai.

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>>9345744
cold hotdogs cut in half
cream cheese
white sandwich bread
Lincoln Log Sandwiches

>>9349400
>this is bait
Africa has an earthwork species that's about three metres long.

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>>9345744
Here is a recipe that I found for the olive bread Arya eats when she's blind in Braavos. It's really delicious, and the website also has a recipe for the fried sardines she eats with it (which I haven't tried but it looks good).


http://www.innatthecrossroads.com/ummas-olive-loaf-2/

>>9345764
Hard tack but better.

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>>9349013
I'll believe it, this shit looks calorific as all fuq.