How do I stop making hockey puck burgers?

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Anonymous
2017-08-25 12:47:10 Post No. 9345431
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:47:10 Post No. 9345431 [Report]

How do I stop making hockey puck burgers?

Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:52:16 Post No.9345446
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:52:16 Post No.9345446 [Report]

>>9345431

You shape em like a dick because you are a faggot.

Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:53:25 Post No.9345450
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:53:25 Post No.9345450 [Report]

>>9345431
Turn the heat down and pay attention.

Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:54:13 Post No.9345452
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:54:13 Post No.9345452 [Report]

stop cooking them when they're medium rare

Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:55:01 Post No.9345454
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:56:12 Post No.9345456
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>>9345431
Put a small dent in the patty to help retain the size.

>>9345450
and this

Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:57:58 Post No.9345460
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 12:57:58 Post No.9345460 [Report]

1. Stop jerking it to animae
2. Stop being a fag
3. Get a grip on reality
This should help, making a hamburger is an easy task.

Anonymous 2017-08-25 01:04:45 Post No.9345477
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Anonymous 2017-08-25 01:04:45 Post No.9345477 [Report]

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>>9345460

>still into 3D women
>offer no real cooking tips

The parallel is striking.