What would happen if I ate a pound of Farmer's Cheese?

feel satisfied, digest, shit

>>9344525
That and if you eat it right before bed you can relive your meal every 5-10 minutes as your farts will smell and taste exactly like the farmer's cheese.

>>9344606
lol. dont you hate having farts right before you go to sleep? the whole room is like one big fart.

Chase it with some Lipitor and you'll be fine.

>>9344523
Be a big guy?

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>>9344633
Actually I always make sure to eat 6-8 steamed brussels sprouts about 30 minutes before bed. The aroma is actually quite relaxing.

>>9344659
Why would he need Lipitor? There's no carbs in cheese.

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>>9344523
You'll take a cement shit after several days of constipation. Maybe a prolapse if you're lucky.

>>9344523
>>9344606
>>9344659
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>>9344748
I eat a pound of various cheeses every day. Stop being such nu-male cucks.

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>>9344754
No you

>>9344523
you would have just eaten a pound of farmer's cheese

>>9344523

It would be extremely painful.

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>>9344776
I'm sure he's a big guy anon.

>>9344523
You would shit a brick but it might be a pretty tasty one.

>>9344523
You become a farmer.

>>9344782
For poo