Deserts of /ck/

>Sweets
>on /ck/

uh.... sweetie *hehe*, we aren't man children. man up and eat a delicious array of raw carrots, brocoli and artichokes with a tall glass of whiskey
*drops mic*
*exits thread*

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Ice cream, fruit varieties. Not even real ice cream either. The moderately low fat stuff with the stabilizers that isn't allowed to be called ice cream. It's great cause it doesn't freeze as hard, and doesn't melt as fast, also I can eat like a whole pint and barely consume any calories~

>>9344137
That actually does sound dope
But if I want sweets, I usually eat a danish in the morning with coffee, or go full degenerate and eat convenience store snack cakes. High quality sweets aren't really worth the price or time, I just want a little something sweet

>>9344175
Wow! where do you even find something like this? I can't think of any grocery or market near me with something even close. Best I can do is some strawberries in frozen yogurt.

>>9344125
A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.

Sweetie, you are so undesirable.

>>9344185
I swear everyone is calling each other sweetie on this damn site now.

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not a fan of dessert, or sweets in general. but I'm glad you enjoy it :)
suppose the closest would be pic related

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For me it's pecan pie, the best dessert

>>9344125
Cake is my favorite dessert in general, but I'm lazy and don't like making it. The dessert I make most often is probably rice pudding or frybread with powdered sugar.

>>9344203
>not a fan of dessert
translation: I'm full of shit/ was abused as a child

>>9344199
snowflake became too normie

>>9344209
<3
you turn away more than 35 grams of sugar a day for a month, and it all becomes sickening. gatorade in particular just about makes me vomit now, sadly. used to love that shit

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Bananas foster

>>9344216
>dessert
>gatorade
?

>>9344222
Never actually tried bananas foster

>>9344230
did you read the sentence? i got off topic, sure, but it literally makes sense in context.

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>>9344182
define "high quality sweets"

>>9344261
Is that like a smore?