I just ate some food. AMA

Hijacking this thead. Also ate food. Was chili. AMA.

Are spells in the Harry Potter universe discovered or invented?

>>9341953
Did you make it from scratch?

>>9341956
Define scratch.
I used canned beans and canned tomato sauce.

>>9341954
They're invented

>>9341953
Rude, but was it good?

>>9341954
Invented with will power.

>>9341958
Did you grow the tomatoes, beans, and onions in your back yard? Hahaha I'm not an uptight asshole.. how'd you make it?

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>>9341956

>>9341950
I don't have a picture but I just had a bguette of ketchup just now. Was meant to be two but I started caughing up the first one so I stopped. ALso I had a few pickles with it but I think they went off so I threw them away too. And now I have a Twirl bar to clear the pallete.

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>>9341972
Gotta admit white-bread and Kenneth is really tasty, but anon you ar ekilling yourself slowly, if that's a normal dinner.

>>9341977
Not normal. Just this one time when my other options were bacon and chicken or chiken tika spread that's gone off yesterday.

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you got the cahonees for a grand finally. I'm eat these dollar store eggs I accidentally left out for a day.

Two trains, 300 miles apart are traveling towards each other with one with a constant speed of 70mph and other 50 mph.How long does it take for both to meet/crash?

>>9341953
>>9341950
What bra size are your mothers' breasts?

>>9341964
Tried making salsa with tomato, onion, jalapeno, and spice. Fucked it up because I didn't have a blender or food processor and I didn't want totally chunky salsa so I read that there was tomato puree in some salsa (tomato paste and water). My dumb ass added a whole can of tomato paste and round it out with water. It didn't work. Thought about trying to cook it out and didn't work either so I just added beans, mushrooms, and meat to it and now I got chili.
>>9341963
Came out as any other.

do you want to buried or cremated?

>>9341950
Can you fuck my wife and give me your autograph, sir?

>>9342055
If I had to guess... DD?

>>9341950
>eating food
Do Americans really do this?

>>9342070
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>>9342063
Just put me in the trash

>>9342052
2.5 hours desu

>>9342086
Who said anything about America?

I just ate some food as well. Great thread

>>9341950
would you ever consider doing it again?

>>9342267
please describe the food you ate in a sentence, omitting all vowels

What did you think of the movie Captain Fantastic?

my food was too spicy and the onion was undercooked
apart from that, pretty good for my first time rajma masala, at least i already know what went wrong so i dont repeat it

>>9342293
I'll do it again tomorrow
>>9342305
Don't watch cape shit
>>9342482
The best way to learn is from your own mistakes, not others

What's the best way to deal with the albatross that is the negro presence in North America.

>>9342532
I'm not that into politics, but America is a free for all, since the natives got btfo, just do the same again?

>>9342532
You could start by going back to /pol/

>>9342304
t ws itln sb wth lttce tmts olvs rstd rd ppprs lv l vngrtt wth bg f chps

>>9342551
You advocate genocide of the negro? Sounds like it could work wonders!

>>9342560
aw, low-IQ babby got his feelings hurt? It's okay, you can go read dogma about love and togetherness over on reddit.

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>>9342560
This was a AMA, so you are the one that is narrow minded, or baiting.

>>9342567
t. alt-right virgin