Hey /ck/ give me the best meal you have. Tommorow is last day and I would like to have a nice meal before the end. What would you eat for your last supper?
>>9340366
A few grains of fentanyl and a bullet, just to be sure.
Your mom's dick.
For me
>>9340375
Can't get a gun, mentally ill. However, can you inform me of this fentanyl?
>>9340366
>Tommorow is last day
Why does it have to be tomorrow?
Remember the saying: "don't put off until tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow."
>>9340383
>mom
>dick
what?
>>9340405
So do I have to break a leg or something like that? I'm already done with life, so ot really doesn't matter.
>>9340413
>mother (male)
>>9340409
I wanted it to be tommorow, but any day will do.
Got any recommendations anon on food before I die?
>>9340416
You can buy it online.
>>9340434
Through the deep web? Or some obscure website on the regular web? (Probably the former)
>>9340419
Chicken and Waffles, or Five Guys.
>>9340442
Thank you anon. Never tried chicken and waffles so that will be nice.
>>9340366
there is a very disgusting food ( to me ) in the region i live
it's called "pacha" the people who love it say that if you ate it you would live another day to test it again it is common in iraq it is a soup and meat of the sheep's head with bread
باجه copy and search for it if u wanna know more
>>9340416
ask any junkie in your neighborhood for heroin. There is essentially 0 heroin left in the united states because of fentanyl's prevalence. This shit is cleaning up the streets better than guliani could dream.
>>9340446
No problem, anon.
>>9340419
Not really, I enjoy food too much to have favorites. But if I had to die, I would go to a Michelin star restaurant to see what's the big deal or eat some traditional food from my country.
>>9340434
... and then get picked up by the ATF or something and spend some time in big boy prison.
But then you could just get your giant cellmate named Tiny to strangle you in the night (but he'll probably do more than just that first...)
TicTacs will stick to the ribs just fine for that last meal.
lots of red onion
really eat some onion you'll be like fucking delicious and not commit suicide
california rolls, teriyaki beef jerky, cashews, root beer, jarlsberg cheese
Don't kill yourself. Your life is precious.
Shrimp Scampi with noodles
>>9340416
>go to sketchy part of your city
>find drug dealer
>ask for fentanyl
it's really that easy. that being said, I hope you'll change your mind about suicide. if you go through with it then I hope you find peace.
>>9340405
>It's the stuff that killed Michael Jackson.
No that was propofol.
>>9340405
I thought he died from mixing propofol and benzodizepines?
Anyway, fentanyl is great for pain but it doesn't really get you "high".
I think I'd just take some IV oxycodone instead, thanks.
>>9340366
shepards pie, collard greens, fat back, and shit on a shingle.
>>9340366
Just get whatever meal has sentimental value to you and is delicious.
alternatively: the liver of your enemy.
>>9340366
For me, it's several thousand mcchickens and just in case get a BV few piping hot french fries
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+1&version=KJV
Matthew 7:
7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
can you stream it or something?
maybe just dont kill yourself OP, and eat a really good bread that makes you want to keep living.
>>9341554
Homemade bread, wait until you've tried it before you sudoku
>>9340389
They don't actually check your medical records if you're a burger, god forbid you lie on a 4473.
That said, kill yourself with anything other than a gun. I don't want your pathetic faggot ass being a statistic.
Love, /k/.
>>9340446
chicken and waffles is actually preety good,
some other stuff is:
korean bbq,
sushi.
lobster(assuming you don't care how much you spend)
steamed muscles in a white wine garlic sauce with garlic bread on the side,
steak(any cut you like) with a red wine sauce or a peppercorn sauce,
ramen,
stone fire grill (if you have that in your area),
reds bbq is really good to,
pho,
curry,
alaskan king crab.
off the top of my head thats all i can think off, maybe tonight ill be able to add more
>>9343604
>pho
>>9340366
Why don't you try eating some human flesh? If you're gonna die anyway
>>9340447
Very interesting, thanks anom
>>9340366
>suicide with tictac
>he doesn't take mentos and coke
Don't commit suicide, OP. You can get through this, I promise.