>making tea cakes for my friends
>other bitch friend barges in the kitchen and starts blabbering about her new teacup set
>I can't concentrate
>start icing the cakes
>bitch friend randomly hugs me and causes me to squeeze too much icing all over the cakes
>as I'm glaring at her and the cakes she accidentally drops her teacup set on them and crushes them
>I had to give my friends a bag pretzels instead
>bitch didn't even apologize
What are your worst accidents in the kitchen?
>>9338622
You sound like a cunt
>>9338622
You sound like a retard with appropriately intelligent friends.
I think this is a stealth pony thread.
>>9338938
It is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQK7qv5Vi4g
>>9339111
wow that was pretty cute
should I watch mlp?
>>9338622
>Making spaghetti in my appartment
>Naked as usual because that's the best way to be
>Boiling water on stove
>Let water boil like crazy then stick spag in
>go to check on it, water spewing over top of the pot splattering everywhere
>burning spots on my dick
>grab pot of spag and throw it as quick as I can in strainer
>More water splashes on dick
>end up with partially boiled wiener with my spaghetti
>>9340609
kek
remind me of the time my brothers gf ruined my applesauce by adding pears to it