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Accidents in the kitchen

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>making tea cakes for my friends
>other bitch friend barges in the kitchen and starts blabbering about her new teacup set
>I can't concentrate
>start icing the cakes
>bitch friend randomly hugs me and causes me to squeeze too much icing all over the cakes
>as I'm glaring at her and the cakes she accidentally drops her teacup set on them and crushes them
>I had to give my friends a bag pretzels instead
>bitch didn't even apologize

What are your worst accidents in the kitchen?
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>>9338622
You sound like a cunt
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>>9338622
You sound like a retard with appropriately intelligent friends.
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I think this is a stealth pony thread.
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>>9338938
It is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQK7qv5Vi4g
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>>9338930
>>9338935
>making cakes for friends as a nice gesture
>get upset when they're ruined by a careless and clumsy friend
>"ur a retarded cunt"

morons
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>>9338938
>>9339111
kys
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>>9339111
wow that was pretty cute
should I watch mlp?
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>>9338622
>>9339111
>>9339519
Don't you have a containment board you can suck each other off in instead of doing it here?
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>>9339609
no
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>>9338622
>Making spaghetti in my appartment
>Naked as usual because that's the best way to be
>Boiling water on stove
>Let water boil like crazy then stick spag in
>go to check on it, water spewing over top of the pot splattering everywhere
>burning spots on my dick
>grab pot of spag and throw it as quick as I can in strainer
>More water splashes on dick
>end up with partially boiled wiener with my spaghetti
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>>9340609
kek
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remind me of the time my brothers gf ruined my applesauce by adding pears to it
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