Rate my Omelette

it looks good but why did you put 3 random spinach leaves on the plate?

>>9337197
Looks just right, but you forgot to fill the other half of the plate with hotsauce

>>9337197
What is in it? Looks good outside, but I'll have to give it a poor rating if it has a dog turd in there.

>>9337197

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook **** that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking ***got.

>>9337197

that's not an omelette, that's an american omelette

>>9337197

3/10 made me reply

Looks a bit overdone, but I'd nosh.

>>9337197
Omelette/omelette

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>>9338746
This fuckin guy made me kek the hardest I have all damn day. Lel what an asshole.

>>9337327


>>9337327
No Dog turd. Spinach and onions

>>9339053
I hope you're joking this is pasta from a solid year ago

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>>9337197
Fuck your omelette. Spinach amd onion? What the fuck?

Here's a real omelette. Bacon, jalapeño, and cheddar. Get better at omelettes, OP. Fuckin bitch

>>9337197
where's the avocado fag

>>9337197
could do with some tomato

>>9339587
>a solid year ago

>>9337197
your lazy ass "garnish" made me cringe

>>9339745
put some onion in there too man.
onion and jalopeno go so well with bacon

>>9339927
I would have but didn't have any onion

>>9339587
I've never seen it before, guess it's still funny

>>9338746
Good pasta, cooked well but you put in a little too much sensoring. Maybe try a little garnish as well next time

>>9337197
did u guys know an IHOP omelette has 80+ grams of fat in it? Never eat at that place, that is just hillarious. You can make a far better tasting omelette at home that contains 7 grams of fat. I don't know why IHOP has not realized this yet, it would save them money too.

I'm actually interested in how their omelette has so many grams of fat, they are only 2 eggs.

IHOP has the WORST nutrition, mcdonalds in comparison is considered healthy as fuck. IT IS THAT BAD; literally everything IHOP makes is 90+ grams of fat some how.

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>>9337197

>>9338746
>censoring on 4chan

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>>9341121
well now I know why I am fat, didn't realize this had to look this up to confirm.

>>9341121
Considering one egg contains around 10 grams of fat,
I don't believe you.

>>9341154
what? a large egg has 5g of fat, mostly contained in the yolk.

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>>9341154
>boiled egg, 1 large
>total fat 5g
I assume here we all mean chicken eggs? or are you that guy who goes NUH-UH, NOT IN UBEKI-BEKI-BEKISTAN-STAN?

what kinda eggs you guys eat over there, borat?