Cooking for my parents. Whats the least sexual meal i can make

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>>9333237
Oysters, Chili peppers, Avocado, Chocolate, Bananas, Honey, Watermelon

cheese and onion crisps

i'm so glad girls my age no longer think they can eat cheese and onion crisps and be reproductively viable.

Stuffed clams as an appetizer.

Bangers and mash for dinner.

Spotted dick for desert.

>>9333237
What? Are threesomes with your parents not good enough now? You fucking slut.

>>9333242
>Watermelon
how is that sexual?

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Unsalted boiled rice anon, anything else will turn your parents into helplessly horny rutting animals

>>9333597
>literally r/eddit
>>>/out/

>>9333413
when you eat it, you make wet oral sex noises, virginator.

>>9333237
Sooooo, no pastrami?

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>>9333413
You can cut a hole in it and fuck it.

>>9333245
excellent post

Italian Food, Mexican Food.

Heavy portions of meat, cheese, and carbs knocks all physical passion out of the air.

Use extra garlic.

>>9333237
Roast beef

>>9333237
Who the fuck has sexual tension when cooking for their parents? Did they never make you do anything in the house?

>>9334038
This, why would there be sexual tension anon?

A custom penis cake

>>9334199
Because muh replies

>>9334038
Can't speak for OP but I know I grope my wife in front of our kids all the time, and sometimes we'll have "stealth sex" under a blanket on the couch while the kids sit on the floor on movie nights.

Our oldest is only seven though so I don't think they know what we're up to.

>>9334229
MODSSSSSSSSS

Sweet sundae ramen

>>9334229
Someone call child services.

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>>9333237
bacon just bacon sandwiches

dicks

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