where's the webm thread

>>9331953
Oh great the same 30 webm's again with comments from stupid people. Can't wait for this epic thread.

>>9331964
but i want to see the egg man again

>>9331984
I wish i was cool like him :c

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>>9331984
here you go, fuck it

surly the egg king

>>9332006
thank you my man

>>9332052
This would be even more beautiful if it were lightened up like the other one was

>>9332079
Not really lol

>>9332079
More like better with some...KATSUP

>>9331953
Legitimately what is this? Where is this? How does one conceive of such an idea?

Requesting rare /jacks/

>>9332384
Mexican food.

>>9331953
i mean, i guess it's fun to watch, but why the fuck would he waste money on getting such small ass bags of chips?

>>9332407
lol no. tourist food in mexico. huge difference.

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>>9332396

>>9331953
Everytime i see that webm I want to punch someone. What the fuck is this anyway? I'd rather starve than eat this shit

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>>9332414
Keep thinking thinking that Paco.

>>9332006
explain yourself, mexico.

>>9332006
Look at how tuckered into the eggs he is. Why does he look so tired? The way he looks at the camera and the other person, almost like a silent expression of "HELP ME"

>>9332006
its just an egg sandwich. A shitty one.

>>9335011
>the keto burger

>>9335011

This triggered me more than anything I've seen on /ck/ in a long time

There isn't even a soft bun to soak up the egg yolk you monster what is wrong with you

>>9335064
Dude avocado and bacon lmao

>>9333501
you think you could go toe-to-toe with the fucking egg king?

>>9332006
I am the distraught man of many eggs, these are my eggs, this is my egg domain, please come and have some eggs.

>>9335068
All it needs now is some sriracha

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>>9335011
can someone please point me in the direction of more retarded recipes with an over-use of avocados

>>9335247
Looks like Shrek's puke

>>9335095
i dont understand whats going on here

>>9335011
that avocado is very young. inedible

>>9335247
disgusting

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>>9333077
I'd eat it.

>>9335247
>avacado is a healthier substitute for cheese

come say that to my face faggot see what happens

>>9336058
an entire avacado is pretty un healthy, the greenest parts are healthy fat but the rest of it is just fat; couple slices and ur good. Cheese is better for you if you eatin the whole avacado.

>>9333443
That's India you idiot

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>>9332006

>>9333483
It's cause he can't leave until he cooks ALL the eggs

>>9335095
Gib arm rest sitter bikini gf

>>9332384
Mexican Contemporary Cousine

>>9336682
I just grated 30 degrees of parm reg today.

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nice and T H I C C

>>9336693
What in God's name is this evil looking creature

>>9336691
Cheese pulls are so dumb. You are letting all the cheese be pulled out of the dish.

>>9336800
A weird pizza with squid ink in the dough.

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>>9336691
Oh baby.

>>9336800
That's an Asian.

>>9335011
>filename
>starts with avocado
>major_red_flag.sav
>ends with inedible statue of Hulk's shit and egg cum dripping down the side.

Fucking revolting. I don't think I will ever have an appetite ever again in my entire life. Fuck you. Whoever thinks any of that shit is even remotely okay needs to be purged.

>>9336687
>Hot dog and cheese held at wrong angles to each other

Who was more to blame here?

>>9335095
>that pity look

LOL

>>9336521
hes got the face of a kid who just pooped their pants.

>>9332006
How does he get out?

>>9335011
Thanks, i have autism now.

>>9335011
what the fuck am I supposed to do with this, shove it in my asshole?

>>9335095
He looks like a cartoon character.

>>9335247
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
>proceeds to add cheese
?

>>9338703
>>9338707
>>9338710
These webms always make me hungry

>>9335071
You consider THAT the egg king? Some shitskin literal who serving shitty plain fried egg sandwiches on paper plates? I could better eggs with my asshole.

>>9335247
this sums up the worstgen for me

their best cooking is homemade toddlerfood with bullshit superfood substitutes

wa fucking la, post that shit on social media asap

>>9338710
I wish I could make dim sum like that. unf

>>9337370
goddamnit this shit is funny

>>9336800
looks like a sweet potato pizza with red beans on top.

ive had it before. koreans are weird, man.

>>9336521
The Virgin scramble VS the Chad Fry

>>9332006
this is what tuco did before he got into the meth game

>>9336683
but how big was the wheel? is it a standard size?

>>9335247
i was on board up until the macaroni

like what the fuck, that would have been delicious to spread on a burger or sandwich or something, but you just HAD to mix it with pasta.

>>9336521
>the virgin egg hovel vs the chad egg fort

whos that guy that has a youtube channel that cooks really fattening and gross looking meals that always gets posted in these?

>>9339692
the cooking with jack show

>>9339704
thank you, what are some good videos of his to show people

>>9339708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4FLNDMEok4

start with this one

>>9339299
what is this?

>>9332407
Mexican junk food please, only poor people eat that shit here.

seriously can someone link me to all the bullshit facebook avocado videos you can find, I want to make a full set of webms

the more absurd the recipe (and the more shoehorned in the avocado) the better.

>>9335247

rofl

>lets put in some high calorie avacado
>now time for a low calorie soft cheese
>it's a healthier choice
>now.... let's top with cheese....

>>9338356
He doesn't get to leave

>>9338703
>>9338707
>>9338710
What is this from?

>>9335011
>white people food

>>9339713
Stunning. Absolutely stunning. How this man is allowed to roam free among us I will never understand. Jesus Christ. It's not just the fact that he doesn't understand basic cooking, he can't even grasp basic hygiene it seems. I want to set his house on fire and spray him with a firehose.

>>9339738
So all of you then?

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>>9339819
Sorry no idea

>>9336682
I wanna be there to smell that

>>9339819
Eat Drink Man Woman 1994

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-2QBYKI8LU

>>9331953
My favorite part of this is when she cuts the chip bag and uses tongs to plate the chips

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How do you guys like your pizza?

>>9338356
Poor bastard has to cook his way out

>>9339259
prove it, or stop talking shit

>>9332384
It's a prison spread possibly, looks like items from a prison commissary

>>9335095
Man, Jim Sterling has really let himself go...

>>9340030
That is actually the type of pizza that I like. I mean hell, I'm already eating something that's unhealthy as crap, so I might as well go to the extreme and indulge myself.

>>9339996
Oh shit, that's a "taco in a bag". Damn delicious. Crush up the Doritos, cut open the bag, add whatever taco toppings you want, mix it up, dig in.

>>9339996
these are very good but i wouldn't recommend them with cheese doritos, something like spicy doritos works better.

>>9340156
How fucking white and middle class are you?

>>9336691
Chicago style pizza YES

>>9336693
That kid looks very dissatisfied with all the bullshit going on. He just wants to eat already dammit.

>>9339727
tostiloco in a cup i believe

>>9339961
Nope, there are a lot of mid class families, at least on the city where I live.

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>>9335247
>Use avocados as a substitute for cheese.
>Oh shit, lol let's toss a shitload of cheese on it!

>>9340258

Why does this keep happening

>>9339713

masao is amazing

>>9336521
>sets up egg fort next to the Eggking's egg fort
>think you'll undercut his prices and drive him out
>realize you've made the worst mistake of your entire life by earning the scorn of the Eggking

Could honestly make for a decent movie

>>9332006
>>9336521
>you have to eat all the eggs.webm

>>9335247
What's with all the scratches on the non-stick pan. That makes me so sad.

>>9339299
those key limes deserved better

>>9340123
You'd eat raw dough?

>>9335011
the untoasted sesame seeds and egg made me fucking furious desu

>>9335011
DELET THIS

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>>9339673

I'm too lazy to make a webm of this.
3:30 for amazing knife skills.
https://youtu.be/CrIXs095KFU?t=3m30s

>>9336693
>"oh wow this must be in some fancy restaurant"
>see huge ass glass with soft drink and straws
>see child in sports outfit

nvm its just murica.

nothing to see here.

>>9340973

Cut the apple more like juice the apple

>>9336682
i bet it smells like the half-japanese girl's feet that I was sitting next to on my flight from NRT to YYZ two days ago <3

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>>9340258
>wear glove
>touch use bottles with ungloved dirty hand
>also touch gloved hand on now dirty bottle
>touch food with glove
the circle is complete

>>9336693
I was expecting hundreds of spiders to start crawling out when he cut it open.

>>9336682
Now we are telling him where to breaking

>>9340030
she is a CUTE

>>9341133
no chefs use gloves behind closed doors, its all for the show to make customers happy

>>9341170
and your point is?

these 'customers' have to be plenty fucking retarded to not notice this cross contamination

>>9335011
This is a dumb idea to begin with, but why wouldn't the guy cut the avocado vertically? So that, you know, you could actually grip it and fit it in your mouth. Stupid shit.

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>>9336521
hurry /ck/, complete pic related

>>9340770
It's only raw in the crust and yes, yes I would.

>>9340013
Thanks man that movie was great

>>9335095
Ciao Darwin basatissimo

>>9341361
And they say reddit knows how to run a meme into the ground

>>9341780
you have to admit it's pretty funny

>>9335011
/ck/ has made me hate avocados.

>>9340218
They used to serve them at my high school basketball games, go fuck yourself.

Anyone have a link to that video where that woman tries to make some Italian dish super horribly? Like she uses a super dull knife and doesn't know how to cut, she uses way too much oil, etc

>>9342385
Here ya go
https://youtu.be/s37u_o-pJzQ

https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I

bonus round
https://youtu.be/IDZcKtwTj78

https://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4

https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY

>>9336691
Thats not pizza, thats a tart

>>9336684
>touching honey with fabric gloves

>>9342874
That's not honey

>>9338701
EXACTLY

>>9335247

> melt the oil

>>9340973
ASMR is the worst fetish, and I do not say this lightly.

Remember that Joey made an ASMR burger review

>>9342957
to be fair, it's coconut oil which can coagulate pretty near room temperature

>>9341111
That's a place in South Korea you ignorant mong

>>9342103
Same question.

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>>9335247

rolled my eyes at coconut oil but was triggered at almond flour

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>>9335247

>an ENTIRE FUCKING AVACADO
>skim milk

Im going to have an aneurysm

>>9335247
>skim milk

Immediately closed

>>9335247
>Use avacado as cheese substitute
>Proceed to add cheese
>Use low fat milk and cheese
>When there's fucking avacado

No wonder people are so fat

>>9340030
only issues I have with that pizza is:
>it's thin crust, it should be thin if that was any other style, I'd be okay
>Raw dough

Yeah, I'll side with ramsey there and say that's a no-no.

But otherwise, complaining about grease and oil in a pizza feels like you don't know what you asked for.

I mean, you can trim out all you want but by the time you get pizza 'healthy' you basically don't have pizza.

>>9336525
lmao

>>9340001
The taste of a fresh cracked open wheel is amazing.

>>9335095
Who's the titties?

>>9342722
fuck you tom willet is a national god damn treasure

watching this pissed me off >>9333077
at least make your own chips in a fryer instead of cutting open a fucking bag


fucking mexicans are the worst

>>9335011
this is honestly one of the worst things ive ever seen. eggs and avacado, especially when the egg yolk is runny, is one of the worst flavour combinations there are. ive tried it many times, its just disgusting. avacados are a fuckin meme, i only eat them because i feel like i have to because they are supposed to be healthy, otherwise fuck avacados man

>>9335247
as soon as i saw the scratched up teflon pan i knew this was going to be bad

good job eating all those superfoods to combat that cancer it is giving u

>>9336693
this looks like a steaming insect nest

disgusting

>>9344093
>complaining about grease and oil in a pizza feels like you don't know what you asked for.
There's a limit. When I pick up a slice and the grease runs down my arm, I'm finished.

>>9341132
How does a hard white cheese smell like that. Also, how did you smell that on a flight + get ethnicity info

>>9341175
People don't really understand germs and are all about appearances. Especially superficial ones who care about gloves versus having clean hands in the first place

>>9339896
t. Shitstink Patel

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>>9335247
>avocado is healthier than cheese
>proceeds to use two different cheeses

>>9336693
Maybe I'm an autist but something about scissors being used for food rubs me the wrong way

>>9344539
You are because those scissors are made from the same shit knives are. I've got dedicated food scissors and for certain things it's just easier than a knife.

>>9339259
If you dont have an egg kingdom you cant be egg king. Go home fucking pleb.

>>9336693
Looks fucking disgusting, like some kind of diseased giant egg sac

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>>9342722
>mayo pizza

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>>9335247
>how many meme foods can we fit into one dish: the webm

>>9342874
it's weed dude

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>>9342103
I'm with you anon, it sounds pretty good. Although if you're American it's a bit weak as it seems you guys have pretty great access to original-tier mexican food, while in Denmark taco-in-a-bag is probably as close as we'll ever get

Where do you guys find your good shit? I'm just searching for random street food hoping to strike gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVPT-3CiPI8

>>9344787
>meme foods
Retard.

>>9335011
>such a beautiful knife used to commit such an atrocity

>>9345286
Basically that, though sometimes I google translate search terms and try and find some deep foreign part of youtube.

>>9345323
>so far so good
>"fries? well I've had a fat sandwich so it's not that weird"
>fries are chopped/mashed up until it's a big cheesy, starchy blob
>um I'll eat it I guess but why

>>9345772
>The avacado will either slip right out of his hands or it will smush between his fingers and fall apart.

They don't have knives and forks in your world, paco?

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>>9345791
>Eating a sandwich with a knife

>>9345323
This webm always pisses me off. It starts off good then it turns to complete shit.

>>9345792
Well sure. We already know you can't eat it with your hands so what option is left?

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>>9335247
Who is the person that made this video. Why does everything suck so bad now.

>>9335247
>avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese
Why don't you just sprinkle some avocado on top then?

>>9345792
Yeah because chopsticks would be a better choice.
Retard.

>>9345816
>This webm always pisses me off.
No one is forcing you to watch it, fuckwit.

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>>9336691
>sauce on top
Disgusting. Looks like a fucking miscarriage.

>>9340046
>>9344624

how do i make a webm? i'll upload my eggs benny

>>9333077
I wanna punch him cripple

>>9332006
is this supposed to be impressive? the only thing remarkable about this is how unremarkable it is and still has people talking bout it. not worth watching

>>9335095
is this tv?

and people still don't think there's something wrong with society

>>9331964

>nofun.jpg

You've just described all of 4chink

>>9335247
you deserve horrible things for watching vine "recipes"

>>9346208
You think repeating the same lame shit is fun? You have an odd definition of "fun".

>>9345323
Don't care anymore.

I would devour the crap out of those...

>>9332006
>>9336521
great economy there.

>>9346220
i'm not your friend asshole

>>9336691
The perfect grilled cheese sandwich

>>9340123
what's there to like?

>>9345772
this is a blue board
no animal torture

>>9345830
how about one slice of avocado for a bun so that you can atleast pretend you can hold it like a bun
>>9345953
or just use fucking bread

>>9346312
Its head is cut off it can't feel pain snakes and eels move for like an hour after they're dead it's gross but not torture
I am a vegan and this dosent upset me because I know once it's head is off it can't receive nerve signals from its body

>>9336521
>>9332006
eggboy.jpg

>>9336693
That will be $52983665329

>>9344943
Americans love great mexican food sure, but at least once a week we have to eat some garbage nonsense from 7-11 or riots will break out

>>9346741

is that fucking joey? those fat hands mixed with that disgusting meal, all wrapped together in a car, it has to be him

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>>9345772
>asians
>human

pick one

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>>9346821
It is indeed, look up "banana and mayo sandwich" on his channel

>>9346966

everything from his wrist position while he cuts to his hair cut to the epaulets on his shirt makes me hope he is violently sodomized by meth addicted black men

>>9346741
a little too much mayo, and where's the sprinkle of sugar? That's how I roll

>>9332006
>Welcome to my castle of cholesterol. I haven't eaten anything but eggs in fourteen years. Please feel free to shoot me, thank you. What will you have?

>>9336521
why the fuck are there two egg carts right next to each other

>>9347072
>0

the luxury of choice compadre

>>9336521
He's just not surly enough for this business.

>>9345286
>cutting the sausages inside the tray

WHY, YOU RETARDS

>>9345323

I don't get this... It might be something I would want to try 1 or 2 btes of but if I'm eating the whole sandwich I don't want just meat, cheese and starch, it needs some condiments or vegetables to cut through all of that to be an enjoyable meal.

>>9347004

Don't worry, it's absolutely clear that he gets sodomized regularly.

>>9335247
>puree until fully blended

this was the worst part

>>9336693
What the fuck is it in there ?

Red beans, with some kind mint jello on very thin dyed pizza dough ? What the hell are those white thingies ?

I'm so confused.

The flambeeing and opening makes a pretty nice idea though, that could be cool for some showing off dessert. But maybe not black, probably red, with a fruit garnish under the "dome".

>>9342722
>https://youtu.be/K-PKO2FrdPY
Ha yes, the flip carbonara soup. The grand classic.

I always love the boyfriend tasting at the end faking appreciation. What despicable things one has to do to get his dick wet.

>>9346306
That looks delicious, even as a non-American.

But you must take 10 lbs uranium-smelling shits after wolfing this thing down.

>>9344447
Not that anon, but everyone knows that parmiggiano infamously smells like feet

>>9346306
It looks so fucking disgusting.

>>9347308
this is what vegetarians, everyone

>>9331953
We should really just have a sticky with all the relevant webms

>>9340040
that explains why he's so surly

>>9346966
This triggers me more than anything

>>9343588
>South Korea
It's the scissors that give it away

>>9340973
asmr is nothing more than roastie worship and should be banned in all forms.

>>9335247
They didn't even activate the almonds

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>>9341792
it really isn't
it might have been funny a few months ago, but when you hear the same joke over and over again, it stops being funny

>>9336691
>go za posting
why the fuck aren't you monsters against the rules yet

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>>9339673

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>>9346741
How he(?) spread the mayo upset me greatly.

>>9346966
>that knife and fork action
speaking as a gay, this fag needs to be bashed.

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>>9348592
Keep in mind that Joey is a professional chef.

Ja/ck/, however, is a professional retard

>>9348642
why not just get a mold of a diamond shape?
i know this type of ice is created differently to get that super clear look to it but im sure they can rig up the machine to get a diamond shape.

or at least something close to one, that way hes not spending like 2 hours just trying to carve one.

>>9346502

"I'm vegan, but watching that eel squirm is totally cool" You're so full of shit lol.

>>9348922
I don't think he's saying it's totally cool but he can appreciate the fact that it's dead and not being tortured. There are some restaurants that will cut a fillet off of a fish and then put the fish back in the tank to swim around for a while before taking the other fillet. Something like that is horrible and I think a lot of people, even vegans, would appreciate more if it was just quickly killed.

>>9348873
I think it's supposed to be about the experience. Someone said Japanese people have a thing in their culture about appreciating something like this just for the dedication and skill it takes, even if it could be automated.

>>9348833
Joey is not a professional chef.
He's a cook and a pedophile, nothing more.

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>>9348922
>lol

>>9332532
M&S?

>>9348948
Yeah.
It's the old advert.

>>9348940
https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678

He isn't a pedophile you asshole

>>9336691
it's been a while since I've seen a nice 'go 'za 'ost

>>9348833
>>Keep in mind that Joey is a professional chef.
What drive a man who knows how to cook something of decent quality into eating fast food junk and humiliating himself on a jar of nutella on the internet?

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>>9348954
Yes he is.

>>9348985
Depression and craving attention is my guess.

>>9332006
Its surly king of the egg fort, asshole.

>>9335095
lady in tube in the background.

>>9341361

I'm on it.

>>9346220
Why are you here?

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>>9332532
I'm not a frequenter. But really ... That meat work... Why would you do that? Why would you post that?

>>9337370
I blame hotdog guy, he's clearly holding it like "wtf is going on" and cheese guy clearly has the least about of mobility. Fucking customers.

>>9348833
fuuuuck, you

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>>9341361
>>9349562

Here ya go.
R8 pls.

>>9333077
>>9344378
>street food for retards represents thousands of mexicans dishes except if is from own country.
Sure mongs

>>9339738
Not a mex but don't beat it till you try it... There is a reason why that recipe exists....
Sure it looks like hell because noodles... For me atleast

>>9345772
Ffs at least kill that poor bastard before eat it you fucking asian psycopaths

>>9339996
>uses same pair of tongs

>>9335095
elite irl mukbang asmr club

>>9344384
Don't eat avacodos. Never had one in my life and I'm still kicking. I don't know why you force yourself Runny yolk is king.

>>9349732
for real, might as well just use his hands

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>>9340639
I think it's his son desu

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>>9344450
I hate how retarded mooks are in every sector of life

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>>9346306
I just heard this place burnt down.

>>9349881
La BBQ?

No it didn't.

>>9349888
It isn't Franklin's BBQ in Austin?

>>9349890
Nope. That webm is La BBQ

>>9347014
>a little too much mayo, and where's the sprinkle of sugar? That's how I roll
It was simply a mayo sandwich, pretty gross.

A banana that is slightly green can be put into a sandwich with thin amount of mayo and peanut butter. Once it's sweet, the mayo tang doesn't work anymore.

>>9345816
It starts off good then it gets even better you fucktard

>>9346741
>there's too much mayo on there
>reaches in for another huge scoop
>puts more on top of the bananas

SOMEBODY STOP HIM
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!!!

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>>9335095
>two men sit on a stage speechless
>One has a model sat on his arm rest
>Both watch Augustus Gloop eating a bowl of fucking spaghetti
>two people sit in tubes silently in the background
I don't understand

>>9350177

is it really any different to masterchef

>>9332052
Is that liver? Disgusting.

>>9333443

Mexico here. That's not an thing here. It remind me of "You don't have to tell me what happened..."

>>9349411

This was a satisfying watch. Has all the makings of a webm thread classic.

>>9349679

9/10

>>9339996
I fucking love dorilocos. Only good thing that ever came out of the streets of mexico.

>>9340030
Hard to argue with Gordo on this one

>>9349411
I like it

>>9350506
>I fucking love dorilocos.
kys

>>9335247
>coconut oil
scrolling over to the close button
>almond flower
goddammit im too slow
>AVOCADO :^) XD ;D
FUCK GODDAMMIT

delete this, seriously

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Forgive the hyperactive edits, the original video was six minutes long.

>>9348932

Yeah, they've got a whole thing about just enjoying the ritual of making something as much as enjoying the end result. "Not about the destination, about the journey" deal.

>>9336687
>amerilards actually do this

>>9350591
What an absurdly overcomplicated sandwich

>>9335095
>directed by David Lynch

>>9336521
I have not laughed this hard in ages.

>>9348992
Doesn't even look like him, kindly fuck off with your libelous statements

>>9340218
would it blow your mind if a non-white person at a highschool bought taco-in-a-bag? sure it's a dumb food item but holy crap, just fucking blow your brains out already. you're a waste of space.

>>9340156
>>9340218
>>9350851
>taco in a bag

It's a Walking Taco, you illiterate heathens.

>>9336521
this is without a doubt the stupidest shit I've ever laughed at.

>>9345772
absolutely disgusting human beings

>>9332532
This fucking webm is interjected with Jack clips.

>>9339713
Is this a relative of Dino Tendies?

>>9340156
Gf said
>It's called a wlaking taco, stupid
All snarky and shit.

>>9333077

What's worst is that Mexicans are proud and arrogant about their shitty cuisine.

>>9344093
You can still cut down on the grease and oil somehow. He probably puts oil in the dough or lines a bowl in oil as it rises. I bet that's where it's coming from. The cheese and sausage would add a lot but I feel like that can be reduced dramatically.

>>9332006
>Not named Surly King of the Egg Fort.webm
away with you!

>>9345772
How long do fish have to be dead for their nervous systems to fucking die?

>>9346966
My gaydar is triggering hard.

>>9344093
The causes are probably:
>Too much sauce for a thin crust pizza, especially in the middle
>Raw sausage chunks put on the pizza to cook in the oven

If he par or fully cooked the sausage before topping it on the pizza, he wouldn't get as much grease on it. And from experience, I know not to order a thin crust pizza with extra sauce. That's an easy way to fuck up a pizza.

>>9350628
>>9348932
>>9348873
Not to mention you can't easily make clear ice.

>>9347272
Don't forget that most of the veg included is pickled. Adds a nice twang to the smell.

>>9351899
Clear ice is actually not that hard to make at home! All you need is a small cooler that you can fit in your freezer.

>>9348985
Spend a few weeks working in a kitchen, and you will probably find out.

>>9339365
This nigger >>9339673
he took your joke

>>9350591
This could be the worst webm I've seen on this site. For whatever reason, this pisses me off.

>>9345323
i want to go to there