Rate my hotdog

>>9330559
millenial/10

>>9330559
numale/10

shoddy avocado peeling/10

not enough ketchup/10

Damn my nose feels like it's on fire after cutting those jalapenos

>>9330559
Damn my nose feels like it's on fire after cutting those jalapenos/10

>>9330559
do americans really

ah now the burn is getting in my eye help

>>9330600
you brought this on yourself, fucker

>>9330600
Touch your dick, it will take your mind off of your eyes.

>>9330559
Chileno/10

>>9330578
Did you snort them?

>>9330559
my lip curled

>>9330559
Shouldagptbrats/10

>>9330559
Fuck off my board normalfag

>>9330925
I have aspergers I'm not normal at all

>>9330559
Avocados are vastly overrated fruit, and hot dogs are just undesired meat bits processed into paste.

What you've done has managed to insult both of them.

600 calories / 10

>haphazardly scraping the avocado out into shards with a butter knife

jesus christ

>>9330600
you can neutralize the burn with lime juice

>>9330559
How the fuck do you not know how to scoop and slice an avocado?

I'm a hotdog and sausage guy with a very flexible menu. I've been thinking constantly about a dog topped with a nice fresh salsa, melted shredded cheese, and a couple of avocado slices. Does that sound good to anyone else?