/ S I P / G E N E R A L: Workingman's sips edition

>>9329956
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

i had my friend bring me sips from abroad because they're not on sale here
rate

I fucking hate you people.

>>9330037
This, I get the sense that 80 percent of it is shitposting

>>9330040
You're being generous
t. Sips poster

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>Workingman's sips edition

fuck off you cunt. real men drink coffee...poor quality coffee

>>9330040
its more than that

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>>9330056
Oh sweetie

>>9329956
i really really want monster minis

>>9329956
>working man's sips
>not store brand sugar free energy drink

some premium sips you got there bro

legitimate question here... how come everyone is calling everyone sweetie nowadays? is it a thing?

>>9330056
not when you wake up at 1am to be at your job by 2am. having /that first sip/ as soon as your eyes are open is life changing. crack a can, sip, feel the power.

>>9330150
it's a thing liberals would do when trying to sound condescending to someone who may be ignorant on a specific subject

I have 2 sips for breakfast each day and sometimes a third for lunch.
Never felt better, you think it's all the B vitamins?

>>9330150
He does not know, bless his heart.

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>>9330131
I've heard Big Lots stocks them sometimes. Can't confirm though.

>hold on, let me take a picture of these SIPS for the guys on /ck/ lady xDD

>Sir... you're holding up the line....

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you have autism, OP?

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>>9329956

im having a vodka and shop brand sips tonight. does /sip/ approve?

>>9330056
Instant... nice

>>9330349
>that'll be $32.49 plus tip sir
>hold on let me pay with my phone
>let me bring up Apple Pay real quick
>nearly there
>ok
>oh you only take cash?
>what a shame
>let me close the app real quick


do you even surreptitiously take pictures of your groceries lad

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>>9330353
It looks like you made scotchka bud

>fall for the sip meme
>been drinking at least one a day for the past two months
How do I stop

>>9330456
I've bought some too. I tell myself it's because they were on sale.

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who here /sovasips/ best energy drink in Russia

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>>9330478
>when you get that first sova /sip/
>mfw

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>>9330478
I remember drinking about 17 cans of Adrenaline Rush a day when I was in St. petersburg.
Good times indeed

got myself a Gronk and a Blue sip earlier, will report back tomorrow

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Where the fuck do I purchase Sips at a reasonable price in canada? Shit costs $2.5 per can, it's insane

>>9330812
Costco or sams club

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>tfw first /sip/ of the day

>>9330150
/pol/ has taken over this board and no one even noticed

Tropical red bull gets me through deployment

>>9329956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHMP8KfgIv4

Sippers eternally btfo!

>>9329956
i need to buy some sip fuck

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>tfw sips at my walmart are .60 cents a can

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What do you lads mix your sips with?

>>9331840
What book is that?

>>9331840
Here's your (you)

>>9330353
Reminds me of my first chaotic boozin

>>9330151
>waking up an hour before work

Stop being lazy and get up at midnight

I have a monster hydro in the fridge here at work, debating if I need to crack it or not

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hey guys can I join?

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>>9332284
I really want to try this, but it's not sold locally.

Anyone else like that purple rockstar? Had a place in hometown that's got two pallets of it and sold it for like 4 months at 50c a can. Now I just love that shit.

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>when the sips kick in

>>9332376
It's breddy gud, tastes nothing like most energy drinks. Has an almost unforgiving citric taste

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I never quite understood this meme until just a few minutes ago. First sip after work is best.

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>>9333090
>he thinks his carb loaded betus fuel is a /sip/

just drank my first can of this
it's okay but not worth a meme status desu

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>mfw this maymay made me try some /sip/

>>9329956
Mad Dog was best sip

>>9329956
You drink way too many

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>>9330190
I lost it at
>tfw 2 for $4

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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>>9333090
THATS NOT A FUCKING SIP
DONT TAIN IT WITH YOUR BETUS FUEL

Is this post with that kinda question supposed to bait people to admit they drink this stuff so the false flaggers who ironically shill this product can see how many people they cucked into actually spending money because of this meme? Cause that's me, you guys got me into drinking the zero ultra black

>>9330040
It was funny at first but now it's just sad

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>>9329956
NOS. Trust me this shit will fuck you up bro.

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Decided to try sunrise. Pretty damn good

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>>9331896

Not him, but looks like this.

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This sip is pretty horrible... insta regrets

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>>9329956

>>9329956
>Name a better sip
NOS, water, goat piss, Monster Rehab Orangeade®

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>>9333858
Target? That's where I spotted these imposter sips. You can tell because of the second 'p' in the name. It's subtle, and may catch the unwary. But to a TrueConnoisseur™ its a mistake which is easily avoided.

>>9333888
Just some regional grocery store - was displeased to find these "sipps" being sold in proximity to the Real, the White...the Sip.

Energy drinks are for fat fucks

>>9333815
Sunrise is really really good. I'd still Zero Ultra is the best Energy Drink to keep you going while still being 0 Calories but Sunrise is nice.

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>>9333942
Sorry to hear about your mental disabilities, friend.

>>9333942
>zero (0) calories
>fat fucks

>>9334068
based c_dataposter
>>9333888
if monster actually shilled on our board they would've brought minis back to america as monster sips

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>"Ironically" doing an advertiser's job for free

>>9330154
Lol wow. This fucking retard. It's actually a SARCASTIC response, in response to fucking retard planet killing conservatives speaking in a condescending way to people who know more about a subject than them (which are usually "liberals" because they actually learn and expand on their knowledge base). You dumb fuck. It's an argumentative fallacy of name calling. Meaning when you do it you have lost the argument.

>>9330150
Its something southern conservative women say in a derogatory manner. Just like "bless your heart."

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>>9334440
>based c_dataposter
I'm glad you noticed. It took a while to get this 1337.

>>9334531
>because they actually learn and expand their knowledge base
Until they run into something they don't agree with, and let me get this straight, you're saying no conservatives whatsoever try to expand their knowledge? So all those conservatives working in tech and other scientific fields, as well as business, they don't expand their knowledge whatsoever, that's what you're saying?

Me? I liked Amp. Do they even make it anymore?

>>9332376
Tastes like melted Jamba juice

>>9334834
>until they run into something they don't agree with

Funny, we're not the ones tying ourselves into knots over the reality of climate change. No one likes nor wants to agree with it due to the horrific implications, but that's what the data says.

So, are you sure you were looking at your screen and not your mirror when you typed that? Because I can keep listing plenty of examples of conservative mental gymnastics.

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>>9333656
i must say i avoided black for a while because of how much shit it got on here but i tried it last week and it is extremely underrated

i recently found a bunch of citrons at a target near me and loaded up on them and that's probably my new favorite, as a matter of fact putting them in my basement and placing my alarm on the other side of the room with sip memes on my tablet wallpaper has got me from fighting with the snooze on my alarm from 6:40-7:30 every morning and then sitting in traffic for 45 minutes in the middle of rush hour to running down the stairs at 5:10am for that first sip of the day and then leaving at 5:40 where it only takes me 20 minutes to get in

>tfw /sips/ changed my life

>>9334966
So you're saying all conservatives are the same, ok. But the problem is, you don't realize that others think you have the same mindset, most people look at liberals as condescending morons who only understand half of what they read and none of what they say
>mental gymnastics
That's fresh coming from a liberal

>>9332376
My brother buys this shit by the case, when it's on sale for half off at this CVC. Literally has one of these fuckers in his hand anytime I see him. I'm kinda worried desu.

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>>9335018
Really great related post broham. Take it to pol where the false equivalency narrative is still accepted. The liberal elites are a better class of people. Its, literally, the definition you fucking shit for brains moron. When you argue with people smarter than you, you just look stupid. Now go crawl back into your blue collar hole. We run this bitch. Get out the way.

>>9335128
>false equivalence
But liberals are the master of that, as well as denial of facts

>>9335135
You got btfo boi, now back to >>>/pol/. /sip/'s are inclusive.

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Isn't Zero Ultra just a "diet" variant of the original Monster? There's no way it tastes nearly as good as you memers make it out to be

>>9335323
Actually has more of a citrus taste to me than the original.

>>9335323
no
monster knows their original tastes like shit, so they made all of their zero calorie ones taste really good. it sets them apart from other energy drink companies by focusing on health conscious options

>>9329956
>Name a better sip than the original white sips, AKA Zero Ultra
Rehab lemonade iced tea

>tfw you're broke but have 3 sippies left in your minifridge
>decide to save one for another night, at least for the time being, by opting to crack a refreshing ice cold Coca Cola instead
>regret it instantly as it's nowhere near as satisfying
>so you just fucking suck it up and deal with it OR you end up not just drinking one of your two remaining Cokes but also consuming one of your three remaining sips in this night
maybe I should put plastic wrap over my Coke so I can finish it later tonight when I'm done my sippy...

>>9335808
came here to post this

tfw 10 packs are 12$ for the pure sips

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>that feel when 2 for 4

I was about to get one of these due to peer pressure of the sip generals but then I realized it has no actual sugar and ended up buying a red bull instead.

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>tfw taking it to the next level with a little mixer

>>9336556
>expired 2 months ago

pls dont die

>>9331840
I don't mix, but I have a very segmented regimen in my sipping. Pull of cheap, lighter-fluid tier whiskey for 8 seconds, follow up with a 1 second pull of whatever /sip/ I have that day. Repeat until the bottle is empty, I'm dead, or I find happiness.

What is the /sip/ consensus on Monster Absolute Zero?

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>fell for the sips meme and picked up a 4 pack of white zero ultra
>mfw
I AM ENLIGHTENED

>>9336907
I sipped it yesterday, shit was delicious. It's the first zero calorie and zero sugar drink derived from a full calorie/sugar counterpart that doesn't feel compromised to hell and back.

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>>9336908
Welcome to the club

>>9336911
Cool, it's my favorite one. Some places don't carry it though so I have to go for Ultra Blue or Zero Ultra, both of them are good but aren't as tangy as Absolute. Zero Ultra vaguely reminds me of gummy worms.

Is there an official /sips/ power ranking or tierlist?

>>9336922
I'm new to the game myself and not sure where to go next. I hear good things about the white one though.

>>9336928
I like the white one okay its the one that reminds me of gummies. You should try one of the really underrated ones.

Monster has one thats half tea half orangeade thats fucking great if you can find it

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Almost 7:30, S I P B O Y S!

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>>9337061
>that first sip of the day

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What a delicious beverage.

>>9337093
What is that

>>9337093
>roids
the absolute state of /sips/

>>9330040

>not sipposting

one job

>>9337152
but it's all sipposting mate

>>9329956
Is it normal that I piss like a fucking racehorse after sipping one of these?

>>9337215
Yes, caffeine is a diuretic, and you're sipping quite a large can

>>9336556
I have a bunch of adrafinil tablets sitting around, didn't know they went well it's sips. Will try

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>>9337221
>diuretic
Are you saying sips are delicious and cheap body cleansers?

the white is similar to sprite, how's the red one like?

>>9337263
No, I'm saying that sips will make you drip

>>9337093
degenerate

>>9337239
>adrafinil
What is this? What is it used for?

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>>9337429
I did a little research and found out it promotes wakefulness and some consider it a nootropic enhancing cognitive ability. What are you guys using it for? Work? Study?

>>9337459
I use it to thoroughly organize my reaction images with proper names.

>>9337459
Preworkout also sometimes at work when you just know things are going to get hectic.

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>>9334996
Sipping changed my mornings too. When you know you're about to crack open that first sip, getting out of bed is a pleasure.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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>>9336922
>>9336928
Nothing official yet, but people generally agree with this one.

>>9337339
*sips fedora*

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>>9337474
What's in a name? That which we call a white sip, by any other word would still taste just as sweet. So ultra citron, were it not ultra citron called, would retain that dear perfection which it is owed without that title? Reaction image, doff thy name, and for that name which is no part of thee, take all myself.

>>9337564
This is pretty good.

>>9337564
>black is lowest
>red is higher than blue
Shit rating desu

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>>9337654
but tea is often more caffeinated than coffee

>>9333689
NOS: for when you only had 2 hours of sleep last night

>>9337705
That looks like it would be disgusting

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>>9337705
Its about how the caffeine hits you. Most people find tea to be a more mellow caffeine hit, even if it is more caffeine in some cases. This might be partly because more people drink coffee to wake up and drinking anything in the morning is more refreshing than drinking that same thing in the early evening or afternoon.

I dont really get anything from tea. Good coffee feels like a spiritual experience. Sips are a rush. Its partly about the caffeine, but its also about that 200 DV of 4 different B vitamins.

>>9337763
>but its also about that 200 DV of 4 different B vitamins.

Utter bullshit. I guarantee you that in a blind taste test you would be unable to distinguish that at all. But hey, if lying to yourself helps you justify your absurdly expensive energy drink purchases then go right ahead.

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>>9337774
Excess b vitamin ingestion causes restlessness and insomnia - in other words, alertness and nootropic affects of higher cognition.

You nonsippers are just jealous.

>>9330190
This image couldn't (vitamin) B more correct.

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>>9337900
>You nonsippers are just jealous.

No, we just aren't dumb enough to pay insane prices for it. One of these babies plus a caffeine tablet cost just a few cents.

>>9335323
They use basically none of the same ingredients and a different energy blend.

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>>9337915
Why bother with pills when you can sip tho? Are you that poor? Why would I wash down pills with a white sip when the white sip has the ingredients from those pills already in it? Next you'll imply I should be drinking water instead! You're fucking retarded.

>>9337915
>dumb enough to pay
You spelled "too poor" wrong

>>9337984
>le poorfag argument
Only poorfags spend their money on stupid shit like sips

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>>9337915
You're still missing ginseng, taurine, l-carnitine, l-tartrate, pantothenate, guarana seed extract and a half dozen other ingredients that are vital to the sips experience, anon.

>>9338002
Nonsippers, and poor people, still are this stupid in the year of our S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7.

>>9338002
Itt: Poor people can't justify spending money on taurine and other next level cognition enabling extracts.

#sad.

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What the fuck is wrong with you lot?

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>>9338007
007 post with a spy reaction image has spoken. Nonsippers btfo

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>think sips are just a stupid meme
>try it
>mfw

nice viral marketing lads well done

>>9337093
i am become sip

>>9338104
Fuck off! It's a lifestyle!™

>>9338104
What's viral about it?

Are you confusing shilling with viral marketing? Do you even know what "viral marketing" means?

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I stopped taking sipps and stated juicing instead.
I feel like i have much more energy. My bowel movements are better. My bad breath has cleared up, My erectile dysfunction has eased off and my dog says my semen tates better.

I'm sweating less too

>>9330812
You don't. Welcome to socialism taxes and shit cuckbucks

>>9338073
is the pannini man dead yet?

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Just restocked with some Mango Loco. I hope this stuff is good, I'm running out of sips.

>>9338449
Not that dude, but it's viral when you have one marketing asshole start this shit and now these threads grow to 106 unique IDs. It's viral when they (that one marketing asshole or the retards that help him) try to spread it to other boards. Fortunately, some other boards actually have jannies and mods that enforce the "no advertising" rule.

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>>9338515
>Ignoring the fact that sips are food and cooking related

If we can have /alcoholic threads we can have sip threads. FuckOff™

>>9338515
>but it's viral when you have one marketing asshole start this shit and now these threads grow to 106 unique IDs

Nope. It's "Viral" when people share it with each other and spread it around social media. Viral means it spreads from person to person like a viral disease. In the case of marketing it happens when something is so shocking or interesting that you share it with all your friends. Is this thread so cool that you're sharing it with all your facebook buddies and telling everyone you know about it? no? Then it's not viral. Marketing maybe. But it sure as fuck isn't viral.

>>9332376

I love this stuff, it's not excessively sweet and the flavor is like slightly mediciney citrus juice

There is only one corner store in my town I know of that sells it whenever I'm there I get one

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>>9338073
same, man

>>9338589
I fucking hate how they only have 3 flavors in the large size. Would fucking love a giant citron or ultra blue or violet

just bought my first original sip 2017
wish me luck boys

>>9338594
Why would that matter? Just buy more of the smaller ones. Problem solved.

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>>9338505
I'm so jealous. This is all I have.

>>9331951
>he sleeps when he could sip

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>tfw 2 for $4

Sipfags on suicide watch

http://mobile.foodnavigator.com/Science/Sucralose-sweetener-may-modify-sugar-metabolism-Study

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>>9338754
>2013

fake, outdated news

>energy drinks
literally and unironically kill yourself

i really dont get this meme

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>>9338858
Add that to the list of things you don't get like pussy or respect

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>>9338885
unreal

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>>9338885

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>>9338564
Speak for yourself. I fb post, live tweet, tumble, instagram and snap chat my sips and sip related memes. S I P L I F E

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>>9338885
lmao oshit

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>usually drink black coffee every morning
>decide to sip instead
>crash hard around noon and have a pounding headache the rest of the day
have the sips betrayed me or is my body just not adjusted to the sips yet?

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>>9338885
Based.

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Dat first sip of the day

>>9339008
Based black sipper

>>9337907
kek

>>9338073
Truth

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>>9338718
No. The big ones have caps, and opening them is more satisfying than cracking open a smaller can. They make this big *THUNK* sound that you can feel in your hands. It's borderline orgasmic.

>>9339008
S I P B O Y S

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>>9338885
S A V A G E

>>9339058
don't forget the beautiful release of smoke

>>9329956
>Workingman's sips edition

literally quoting the internal company line spiel, only proving that this is a paid shill

>>9338462
no joke anon? what do you juice?

>>9338979
You're having a caffeine withdrawal. Sips are pure b-complex, zero cal, zero caf.

>>9339025
>Black sipper
T-thanks....?

Who /sunrise/ here?

>>9339902
What in the fuck is "the internal company line spiel," you absolute fucking newfag?

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There are no health benefits to this shit are there?

alright you fuckers you got the best of me
this meme in a can isn't bad

>>9340438
People actually believe they need synthetic b vitamins to survive, and their bread is full of the shit and they think it's healthy.

And energy drinks have all the same chemicals, so yes, according to the FDA, energy drinks are EXTREMELEY HEALTHEY and you have to drink them to stay alive or you die of malnutrition.

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>>9340464
pfft yeah right fuck you

>>9340473
95% Of the US actually believed that they need the synthetic chemicals added to their bread to stay alive.

Energy drinks have the same chemicals plus or minus one.

Therefore: You have to drink energy drinks to stay alive. Mike Judge was right all along.

no joke this meme got me hooked on sips. sucralose used to upset my stomach but ive got an incredible tolerance now. absolutely zero is and always will be the purest sip.
10/10 this marketing meme campaign worked

Redbull > Nos >/= Rockstar >>> Monster

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The green sip just tasted like flat mountain dew, orange was ok though.

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Another day, another sip...
Whatchu sippin boys!?

>>9338731
>that beetus juice

Y tho?

>>9341363
Finally tried Mango Loco. It's basically a mango soda with the monster energy blend. Not worth all the sugar, mind you it tasted good but meh.

>>9340363
>What in the fuck is "the internal company line spiel,"

its the marketing meeting the corporate heads have with the lower rank people who actually do the work of loading the trucks, selling the product and putting it on the shelf for it to be purchased by the consumer. the thing they told us in the meeting was how monster is "the working mans beverage". it literally is the company line they use when they're giving you the company kool aid for you.

>>9331666
>satan trips
>vid about sips being the antichrist
>references 666
N O P E
O
P
E

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wakey wakey sippers

sips in freezer,or room temp or chilled in fridge my boys?

>>9334614
i read this in my own voice and lol'd cuz im a hick

>>9341505
pussy

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>>9341376
Cuz when u in da ghetto noimsayin, you gotta struggle to get to the corna store noimsayin and if Jamal and his boys see you with that WHITE BOI drank noimsayin, you gon' get beat so you gotta get dat black can for that street cred noimsayin you gotta blend in da ghetto noimsayin or else you gon get git with Jamal's dick noimsayin?

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>>9341507
Good morning!

>>9341532
>racist
Sips are inclusive. The SIPBOYS welcome everyone equally. Your hatred has no place in this thread.

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Went outside of the usual white and blue sips today. This shit is fucking awful compared to zero ultras...

>>9329956
>Name a better sip than the original white sips
Literally every single other sip.

How the hell does the worst sip ever come to be the flagship sip? This shit is so sweet, it's like concentrated sugar that got bitten by a radioactive spider. Holy shit, that shit is bad.

If I must have a sip, I'd rather have any other sip but this.

>>9341650
>Reddit spacing
Fake S I P B O Y
you gotta go back

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That first sip

>>9341650
Absolute zero is even sweeter than ultra zero so I can see why ultra zero is in the lead

>>9334531
time for your nap, sweetie

>>9341624
When trying to sip on Rockstar, get the Pure Zero. It is similar in quality and taste to white sips.
Regular sugar free Rockstar is piss water

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To /sip/, or not to /sip/, that is the working man's question

What's the best /sip/ for someone who is tired all the time? I can drink multiple cups of coffee and feel nothing. Please help.

>>9342206
You don't need sips. You need to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you. Diet? Lack of exercise? Drug/Alcohol issues? Perhaps you have some kind of medical condition?

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a challenger appears

>>9342230
Yeah, the doc and I are pretty sure it's medical. I went in for a sleep study and blood tests, but I won't get the results until the 18th of September. So I just need something to hold me off until then.

>>9342206
i'm an avid sipper, but sounds like you could use a visit from our cousin the rockstar zero

240mg of caffeine per can PLUS the essential b vitamins found in sips. for you, it is the rockstar zero

>>9342300
Thanks, friend. I'll pick up some and see how it goes.

>>9342277
>>>9342230
>Yeah, the doc and I are pretty sure it's medical. I went in for a sleep study and blood tests, but I won't get the results until the 18th of September. So I just need something to hold me off until then.
Pre-workout my lad

>>9341517
Fridge, then freezer for maybe 20 minutes before
>that first sip

>>9341581
S I P B O Y S

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>>9342074
Pro tip: sip

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>>9342261
Sips already did it

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This is just as retarded as the Finnish ES energy drink me
Congrats, you're more retarded than Finngols

>>9333689
This. Work a weird close-open shift from New Years Eve to New Years Day. Went to a party and got drunk and coked out in between shifts. Cherry nos is the reason I'm still employed.

>>9330190
Local pharmacy stocks them at 3 for $5 all the time though

>>9338754
That's the plan

>>9343080
For what

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For all my west coast sipboys

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>>9342710
>tfw 3 for $5

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You've piqued my interest /sips/. Where do I start? I've only had red bull and regular monster a couple of times before.

>>9342359
Severely underrated

>>9337564
I'd swap blue and red, but otherwise perfect. Black really does suck and it has less caffeine.

>>9331100
we were always here

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>>9343716
>>9343731
smfh

>>9330159
That's like 6 servins of sips a day. Limit at one can every other day or it will catch up to you fast.

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>>9343542
California is the land of sips

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fuck yo' bitch nigga sips.

I got my own self one of pic related, motherfucker.

I drink coffee like a grown ass man, not some bitch-ass corner boy drinking glorified soda pops.

I get a man-tier espresso....with crema.....in like 2 minutes from turning this motherfucker on.
And I don't look like a a bitch whilst enjoying my premium coffee product.

"gaming fuel". more like "GAY-MAN" fuel, nawmean.

sort your life out, son

>>9343940
*tip*

>>9343940
classily said, m'sir. le sippers never stood a chance ^_^

i tip my bacon in your direction XD

>>9330056

Real men are energized by their own will to succeed in life

faggot

>>9343972
>>9343969
cocksuckas

>>9343940
>HURR I drink coffee like a grown ass man
>posts pic of tiny babby espresso machine
Maxlel, friendo.

But seriously, coffee is the toptier /sip/

>>9343993
nothing to wash down the flavor of cock like a nice manly sip of coffee owo

>>9332392
Anyone got the steve carrell version

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>>9344113

>>9344267
Thanks, pal.

>>9329956
>not mixing white sips and black sips
grey sips is the best thing you'll ever consume in your life

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>the only my hipster ass likes

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>>9329956
fuckoff. fucking shills

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>tfw i fell for the sip
its my second day in a row that im starting with a sip and i still got some in the fridge

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>>9343940
>being cucked this hard by the Columbian bean water cartels
Sips will set you free

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>the first sip of the day

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>that crisp, cool feel of that first sip of the morning
When I wake up, I don't want the jarring buzz of coffee. Tea is for pussies. I want the refreshing taste of a Monster Ultra™ with just the right amount of caffeine, 200% DV of 4 different B vitamins, and specially formulated macro nutrients and health promoting ingredients that my active body needs - like taurine and ginseng. When I wake up in the morning I look forward to "that first sip of the early morning" to set me up for a full day of success and progress. At first I thought it was a bit of a meme but it turns out that it is a way to live life to the fullest.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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>>9345730
S I P B O Y S

>almost every single sip pic has an IE filename
The amount of autism it took to do this is mind boggling

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>>9345837
>he's never sipped

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>>9335323
Sip aren't diet monster. Pic related is diet monster ( and it taste like shit )

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RIP in peace

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>that first sip of the early evening

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SIP is love
SIP is life

>>9345897
Shut your whore mouth

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Found some of these.

>>9337763
It's because tea has theanine which basically moderates the caffeine

>>9346750
>beetus juice
throw it away, it's not a /sip/

>>9346899
>beetus from sugar
Read a book you imbecile

>>9333689
>Tfw drank a cap top nos
>Laid down and fell asleep
Caffeine doesn't work on my anymore bros what do I do?

>>9346930
>sugar
You mean High Fructose Corn Syrup, and yes it's literally beetus juice

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>>9338885

>>9346877
Your mom

>>9346950
Nice animu, faggot.

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>>9329956
>he doesn't cook with energy drinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Se5v-Ym9j8c

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>tfw its almost time for that - weekend sip general -

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>THIS IS MY SIP
>THERE ARE MANY OTHERS LIKE IT
>BUT THIS ONE IS MINE

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Just got my sip rations for the night
What are y'all sipping tonight?

>>9347763
Enjoy your diabetes sipper wannabe

>>9347789
Sip my asshole

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>>9347790

>>9347763
Man, all you need is that NOS boiiiiiiiiiii
That shit will keep you cocked locked and ready to rock.

>>9346899
>Doesn't even notice it's actually water
Read the bottom.

>>9347888
Caffeine doesn't do anything for me anymore
I just drink it for the taste now

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>>9336556

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>>9347790
>that first sip of the early asshole

Everyone in this thread needs to stop drinking this filth and start drinking water. Heathens.

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>tfw you know you have an ice cold sip in the fridge for tomorrow morning

How can coffee drinkers even compete

>>9339008
You have something on your hand there anon. Go scrub it off.

>>9341363
Oh shit it's still on your hand anon. Get it off before people start to talk

Got sips stocked up for Hurricane Harvey

>>9336556

you really dont what to sleep do you, that shit will keep you wired.

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>>9347096
hwat in the goddamn fugg

Diabeetus in a can hurt durr

>>9343940

it's 2017 and powercucks prefer shitwater from a machine's asshole to S I P S

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>>9348084
>no B vitamins
>no taurine
>no ginseng
Coffee cucks btfo.

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S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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the weekend sippers

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>tfw getting in that pre work sip

>>9350142
That ain't a sip, newfag.

>>9331840
mixing single malt with a nasty energy drink.

You must be a troll nobody is this fucking awful I hate your face

New sip general >>9350204

>>9337093
I'm super fucking jealous

>>9337763
That's why you need a good strong pot of tea.

Sips are 2 for $3 at my job. Is that a good buy lads?

>>9351251
Where?? That's insanely cheap if you're not buying in bulk.

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>>9338073
Sip Piano :(

>>9333090
Don't listen to the white supremacists here, I went back to the black too. I love the taste of white, but the fake sugar fucks with my system.

>>9351865
7 eleven. Just outside of Boston. Normally nos amp and rockstar are this price.