>WARNING!
Studies show that 86% of tap water has hydroxic acid in it! It is an extremely toxic substance that destroys the mucus lining in your throat. Luckily it takes a decent amount of it (about 6g) to kill you. But it can happen if you drink enough tap water.
>DO NOT DRINK TAP WATER!<
Most of water is hydrogen.
If you drink water you could burst into FLAMES
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo big fancy chemical names
spooooooky
>>9328646
Not all tapwater is the same, asshat.
I buy Bar-le-duc anyway because it's fucking refreshing.
What ''studies'' and by whom?
>>9328690
Nasa. Whomstedve be questioning the mighty words of NASA?!
No joke though water contains high levels of dihydrogen monoxide.
Studies have shown that 96% of all food will cause cancer.
ITT: millennials discover a joke that was beaten to death before their parents met, pat each other on the back for being kewl smart science geeks
>>9328710
Correction: Gen Z here. (Not underagged tho)
>>9328759
gb2/pol/
>>9328646
Nice academic source you have there
>>9328646
does it turn the frogs gay
>calling it an acid when it's technically both an acid and a base
Please reconsider, also please consider >>>/reddit/ because you used the oldest dad joke in the book
>>9328646
>hydroxic acid
hahaha good job man!!!! very funny!@!
so what comes out of the other 14% of taps, pure mud?
>>9328646
99.7% of gay people drink water every day
>>9330404
Water.
>>9328646
bottom left is a flat out lie.
100% admitted to drinking water? what a fucking crock of shit.