grocery store pet peeves

that might be the most generic looking grocery store I've ever seen

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>>9323349

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>not sure if jester meme is too obnoxious to be funny

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>store jester
who's fuckingbidea was this!? I swear to god every FUCKING time I go they pull some shit on me.

>have to grab some baby food and diapers on my way home from work
>in fastlane, thinking I dodged the jester.
>pay for my items and turn to leave, but realise the jester is bagging my groceries
>mocks me in a baby voice, implying these products are for me
>shoves aside the cashier and gets on the PA, announces to the store that the guy in lane 2 had a big doodoo in his daipy and needed someone to wash my bumbum before I got a rash
>point and laugh loudly, follow me into the parking lot doing that stupid prance and somersault act they all do, laughing and pointing the entire time

I can'y do this anymore. I thought they weren't allowed to leave the actual building!

>>9323349
it's cgi man