Join me? We've got Roquefort and some kind of truffle cheese.

>>9322475
Do you inherit anything?

>>9322475
I'm not homosexual so... but would like to join anyway, if its okay?

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>pre-sliced bread
Nahhhhh I'll pass.

truffle cheese is my cryptonite, cant get enough of the stuff

>>9322475
What do you do for a living that you can afford a $90.00 picnic?

>>9322475
Where the hell can truffle cheese be found now a days? It was easily my favorite kind of cheese but all of the stores seemed to suddenly stop selling it a few years ago and I almost never come across it anymore.

Can we suck each other off after drinking the wine?

>>9323315
Most cheese shops have it

any pics of the barefoot female?

>>9322475
KEK, how did you get the alligator to show up in the thumbnail but not in the opened image?

>>9322598
>taking a loaf, a cutting board & a bread knife to a fucking picnic

I doubt its stale, don't most places ask you if you'd like a loaf freshly sliced when you buy it? every bakery in my town does.

>>9323764
>not biting it straight off the loaf

>>9322598
fucking autist

>>9322475
that's a nice spread.

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>>9322475
That's pretty faggy anon.

>>9323764
You know you can tear bread and in the case of cheese it can work quite well. Sour dough bread is good for this

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>Eataly's bread
>Eataly

>>9322475
>two bottles of wine
Which one of you is al/ck/?

>>9322475
>buying wine at eataly
you probably paid $25 for a $12 bottle of wine
>>9324446
eataly actaully makes pretty good bread

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>>9322475
>pasteurized 'cheese'

>>9322475
*sit down and eat everything without talking to you*

I've been seeing a lot of normies having cheese boards now because of Game of Thrones. Absolutely retarded. Are they going to be drinking near beer, next?

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>>9326173
>because of game of thrones
I hope you're joking

looks great

>>9322585
>>9323321
>>9323879
>having a picnic with a qt is considered gay
Finding a nice secluded spot and having a picnic with some wine and some mid afternoon sex afterwards is probably one of the most heterosexual things you can do.

>>9326199
Nope.

>>9323295
How often do you go to picnics?

>>9326227
So you're 12, then

>>9326231
People that I know have literally been posting on Facebook that they are having cheese boards because of Game of Thrones.

>>9326199
It's a mind virus man. People get a semblance of meaning in their shit lives by projecting their gay tv shows on the world

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>>9322598
>accepting pre-baked bread
>not taking an oven to your picnic.

>>9326199
Is that laughingroastie the only reactionpic you've got?

Post that girls feet

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>>9326351
No I also have this one but I usually only use it when I say "flyover" or call someone "cleetus"

>>9326199
>>9326351
>laughing
Are you so autistic you can't even discern basic human facial expressions?