Lets make dinner. Step 1, cook meat in a little butter.

>>9320728
what's step 2, anon?

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Start heating up some mushrooms in a white pom tea and some misses dash.

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Add some baby kale and apples to the mushrooms.

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Then add that 2 the meat.

>>9320734
Mushroom? What are you a fag? Just turn off the stove go take a dump and then tumble that meat skillet down your mouth hole and then take another dump once that grease butter lubes your colon.

Fag.

>>9320739
If you don't like mushrooms you should probably never visit CK again

sorry my dudes, but the fat lesbian that had to voice her KKK view about mushrooms slowed my posts down.

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Add the brown rice

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eat

optional ingredients:
soy sauce
fish sauce
oyster sauce
ketchup (lol, yes)
hoisin or 5-spice
sesame oil

>>9320751
>sorry my dudes
no, go away
>KKK
yes, welcome

>>9320734
>white pom tea

what did he mean by this?

>>9320826
all terrible additions, soy sauce is literal liquid salt

>>9320855
yes fag, soy sauce is a seasoning

>>9320770
Why does /ck/ eat exclusively off paper plates?

>>9320859
1 paper plate is about 10 cents, a plastic fork is about 10 cents. Running the dishwasher requires soap + water costs of about 400 times that.

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>>9320871
t. poorfag

>>9320871
Living with dignity: priceless

>>9320872
You are not in any kind of position to be calling people poor if you are posting on CK

>>9320876
I bet you're a neetfag, I've got a job

>>9320880
starbucks isn't a job.

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>>9320891
I've got a real job sweety

>>9320894
no you don't if you're waiting here to call me 'sweety' also you don't call it a "real job" if you actually had a salary.

>>9320898
it's the weekend now sweety

>>9320770
I would definitely eat and enjoy, was just trying to fart out a few ingredients that I like in my fried rice.
>>9320826

>>9320900
er... you don't know what salary is? It means you're never off the clock. It's a grown-up thing.
You can facebook it if you don't understand.

>>9320902
Spring onions, peas, fried egg, onions would be good, garlic

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>>9320906
You're the one that mentioned salary to begin with sweety, I have a full time job with annual leave and rdo's etc

>>9320908
Yes!
>>9320915
You're talking to different ppl, fgt. This is chan, not reddit. Faggot.

>>9320734
What is white porn tea?

>>9320945
kombucha made with sasha greys cunny juice

>>9320982
>sasha grey
>white

>>9321009
>faggot
>meme arrows

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>>9320945
pomegranate

>>9320741
Mushrooms are a meme food.

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>>9320855
Then stop being a stupid Americunt and purchase the real deal...

>no onions
>no garlic
>no scallions
>no chives
What the fuck is wrong with you, m8?

>>9320770
Looks good. Some scrambled eggs mixed in would be good though.

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itt: 2 faggots arguing about if they have jobs or not... gay ass weebo virgins

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>>9322162
didn't have any of that, otherwise always. zippity zopppity bartledoo

>>9320741
Whats CK?
Cock kissing?

>>9320898
>you don't call it a "real job" if you actually had a salary.
Um, yeah. You kinda do.

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>>9322354
: )

OP here, I've got a new and improved version to make tonight; going to try and make a webm of my cooking skills as well. gonna hit the store now and get started in about an hour or two.

I want more "let's cook" threads like this

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>>9320728
>Step 1, cook meat in a little butter

You're doing something wrong here...

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>>9320871
>1 paper plate is about 10 cents, a plastic fork is about 10 cents.
>Running the dishwasher requires soap + water costs of about 400 times that.

.10 + .10 = .20

.20 x 400 = 80.00

>Running the dishwasher once costs 80 dollars

Stop being a little bitch.

>>9323515
You forgot the cost of soap, which is far higher than a fork and a plate

>>9323547
So the cost of the amount of soap needed to wash a dishwasher full of dishes once is what's so expensive?

Handwashing dishes use about a tablespoon and a half of dish soap. If you need more than 3 tablespoons of dish soap to use a dishwasher, I don't know what to say besides 'dumbass.'

>>9323583
you don't need soap if you clean the plates off after just being used, this is how ALL restaurants operate btw, to save on soap.

I hate reditors so much. Why are they such pathetic people?

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>>9323601
It's funny how you let people that have no idea you exist define your personality for you.

>>9323606
Why do reditors say such retarded shit?

>>9323715
Because it's hilarious how you can't admit it to yourself.

>>9320859
most of us had to be a dishwasher to get in the kitchen.
for me (not op), that job ruined it. I'd rather toss my plate away and let someone else deal with it.

>>9323737
Same thing here. I like to cook, but not doing dishes anymore is the reason I learned. Luckily my house has a dishwasher, so I can just do one load every other day or so, along with a little hand-cleaning with my nonsticks and knives.