Fixing Fuck-ups

>>9320259
Salt dissolves in the ketchup, fries should be salted hot and then pepper put in the ketchup

>Not using a funnel to pour the salt directly into your own asshole

>ketchup

>salting fries
no saving it beyond this point tbqh

>>9320259
>not rubbing your fries on your salt board.
ITS 2017

>not putting ice cream salt in your ketchup and getting kidney stones
Plebs

>not huffing salt through a hollow french fry and eating the oily snotty remnant

>>9320259
Black pepper is the go-to second seasoning for fries. It's the Chicago to salt's NYC. Garlic-parmesan for fancier fries. Duck fat fries for fanciest fries. Crinkle cut is for kids that still use swirly straws. They never get properly crispy.

>>9320259
>not genetically engineering salty potatoes

>>9321597
but don't the crinkles allow them to be more crispy? more surface area

>>9320259
>not transporting your julianned fries through a salt mine in a cart.

do you even cook?

>>9321606
Whenever I eat crinkle cut fries the inside always seems too under cooked for me.

>>9320259
Good fries don't need ketchup, just salt.

>>9320259
>not replacing the water in the salar de uyani with oil and frying your fries directly in the salt flat
??

>ketchup
>not vinegar

The salt adheres to the vinegary fries.

>>9321597
Crinkle cut is the only appropriate fry for a church fish fry.

>>9321701
Good ketchup doesn't need salted fries, plain fries are fine. Good catsup only needs a spoon.