This Pig

CPR

>>9320029
whole, suckling pig?
smoke that bitch

>>9320029
tell it to sleep tight

>>9320029
bury it with honors

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>>9320029
>>9320122

may your eternal slumber be only joyous, porker

>>9320275
you really couldn't remove the color from the pig?

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>>9320298
I'm not very good at shooping.

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>>9320037
I wanna smoke that piggy so badly

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GOTTA GO FAST

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>>9320029
>you will never be that comfy

He looks so happy :3

>>9320648
IF I SEE THAT PIG ONE MORE TIME

>>9320650
It is now a /ck/ meme forever.

>>9320640
The piggy's troubles are over now. Try not to be too jealous.

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>>9320650

Smoke it, then carve it- then the bones and carcass go into a large pot and get boiled out for a milky pork style broth

>>9320883
oh dear lord

>>9320029
where can u buy those ?

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>>9320976
Wal-Mosque: we're your big savings home, under the big round dome! Come on over.

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Make lechon

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>>9321093

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>>9320044

>>9320615
Hahahaha what the fuck

>>9320029
Fuck it then cum inside then invite a couple people over and smoke it and then throw some spices on and serve

>>9320029
That pig looks happier in death than I ever have in life.

>>9320042
>>9320029

Sleep tight pigy

>>9320029
I would unwrap him from his plastic prison and then set it free into the wild where it's suppose to be.

>>9320029
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept a dead pig in a bucket
He said "I'll admit, it does smell a bit"
"but when you are bored you can

I forgot how it ended.

>>9320029
daww it looks so happy to be food

>>9321713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfMKBEegpvM

>>9324466
I think it's "chuck it". You know cause it stinks.

>>9320029
roast the fuck out of him in the ancient spanish tradition

>>9320029
Sleep tight pigoo

Slam tight piggy

Throw it into a nest of vegans

>>9320029
sweat dreams pigger

>>9320029
I would wake that little rascal up and go for a walk with him :)

This is probably the worst thread I have ever seen on this board. Congrats.

i want to fuck that pig

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Kurci dont know about odojak

>>9320960
>>9320883
>>9320866
>>9320851
>>9320802
>>9320648
>>9320615
>>9320361
>>9320355
>>9320275
>>9320202
>>9320122
Mirin dat OC

>>9320032
Cuddly Pig Rescue?

>>9320029
sleep tight, Piglet

>>9325538
Go look in a mirror lmfao

I think he's uncomfortable in there.

that's expensive.

>>9320029

Sleep Airtight Piggers

>>9320029
Sex...there, is that what you wanted?

Fuck the shit out of it .trollololololololo

>>9320029
UMA

>>9327398
kys

>>9327503
trolled hard lul u mad?

>>9320355
>>9320298
You don't have to be "good" at shooping.

>>9327402
DELICIA

>>9327503
*kysses you back

>>9327791
Cute!

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>>9327822

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>>9320029
Take him back to his house on the island.

>>9327822
This kills the man.

>>9326723
Audible nasal exhalation

>>9320355
My favorite

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>>9320029
make a delicious soup

>>9320029
PINKU PIGGU GO HOMU

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BROTHER...

>>9328260
Reddit

why this pigga sleeping in a trash bag? dont he know he can sufcate or somethin?

>>9320029
WTF country is that? 30,000 RMB is something like US$4,000. 30,000 TWD is US$990. 30,000 VND is about $1.30 or so.

>>9332499
Japan. It's Yen.

>>9332499
30000 rupee/rubles are both 500 usd
If it's jyen like other poster said it's about 300 usd

>>9332530
Here in Portugal a pig like that is only 50 euros at most.

>>9320029
Cum in it unprotected

>>9320029
send to a mosque as a christmas present

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA PORK ROASTS YOU!

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>>9320648

/ck/ - food and cooking

>hahaha a new /ck/ maymay!

it will fizzle out in 1 hour

>>9333421
This thread has been alive for nearly 4 days now

>>9320029
Take off its plastic and suffocate myself to death with it because this thread is a bad meme

>>9320029
put it in a synagogue

>>9333450
i meant one hour from now

>>9333486
i think you meant muslim church fogggot

>>9333502
>Muslim church
If only there was a word for that.....

slow roast

>>9333486
>>9333502
>>9333516
Mosque, you fucking imbeciles.

>>9328521
Holy fuck

>>9320029
Sleep tight porker

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So this is the power of ck memes

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Got your weekly grocery ad yet /ck/?

>>9327822
Kek

>>9320029
You ask me that on a work-safe board?

>>9324466
I think it's "tuck it" that poor pigger seems tired

>>9320029
add him to the rank with the rest of his buddies

>>9320029
>30000円
Holy shit, they weren't kidding about Japan being expensive.

>>9325538
There was a general devoted to chicken tenders, new friend, stick around.

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>>9333092
Why? Why the fuck would you post something this old that was only even possibly funny in a completely desolate environment, as in, only funny because there was nothing else online to look at fifteen fucking years ago when people used to say that. This is meme abuse. This is like you went and dug up someone's dead grandma, nailed her body to a post and ran through town waving it saying "wooooo am I cool yet?" This man should be immediately jailed, and undergo a heavy psych evaluation determining whether or not he can be held permanently because he clearly is a great potential danger to society and decency

>>9338539
At least it's not a Chuck Norris joke.

>>9338909
What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object?

[spoilers]Only Chuck Norris and Mr. T will ever find out.[\spoilers]