What is the ideal shape of a pretzel?

Bite-size nuggets so I can easily stuff my fat face while walking through the mall not buying anything.

I like waffles

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>>9318210
fish

sticks master race

>>9318876
this
they usually have the best salt distribution too

>>9318210
Hard pretzels? Sticks are best, both thick and thin. But hard pretzels are garbage.

Soft pretzels should be traditional or nuggets.

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>>9318215
>But you bought the pretzel..

The one not made of white flour and covered in salt

https://nutritionfacts.org/?fwp_search=salt&fwp_content_type=video

I knew a kid who would eat a giant pretzel without knocking off any of the salt.

>>9318895
You got me there Hank.

Did your parents love you enough to buy boxes of frozen par-baked pretzels?

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These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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>>9318210
sticks
>mfw pretzel sticks and French onion dip

>>9318938
what, you scared of a little salt you pussy?

>>9319006
It was like ten grams of it.

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>>9318210
>>9318244
>>9318998


:^>

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Pretzel refers to the shape.

penis

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Used to be this but some how all the stores are run by angsty teens and minorities, its impossible to get anything fresh there, they keep the same prezelt under a heat lamp for hours. Auntie Ann's died with my childhood

Hot pretzles for fifteen cents each.

>>9319022
You brightened my day, Anon.

>>9319070
You mean 3 dollars plain with nothing on it

>>9319070
where the hell can you get a deal like that?

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>>9318210
Large soft pretzel with mustard and beer cheese.