Im looking for more of these meal infographs :) Also easy cheap

>need an infograph to make a quesadilla
fucking neck urself

>>9317436
Pictures say a thousand words

>>9317436
I had no idea this food even existed before this board. I dont even think we have mexicans down where i live.

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OM NOM NOM NOM

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kys

>>9317456
whoever made these is a fucking faggot

>>9317456

I hope this guy has passed away

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>>9317531

A fucking faggot with a NYT best selling cook book and a mountain of pussy at his command

>>9317552
looks like he might have a boipussy but i dunno about mountains of it

>>9317456
That was painful to read

>>9317434
Why can't you fucks just get a all in one pot cooker (basically a rice cooker, crock pot, slow cooker etc all in one tool) and just do that. Much easier and cleaner.

>>9317447
if you need a thousand words to put cheese on bread and heat it you're fucking retarded m8

>>9317456
>Chicfila clone
>doesn't fry chicken in peanut oil
Kek

>>9317456
>Ketchup on a chicken sandwich
Honestly the cringiest part of the whole thing

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>>9317746

>>9317742
>raw egg
No thanks

>>9317746
Jesus christ that is way too much garlic.. This whole thing is an abortion

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>>9317762

>>9317746
t. Dracula

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>>9317777
and that's all i got

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>>9317434
That cut is wrong, but quesadillas are easy.

The cut should look more like \ | / rather than \|/, so that the pieces hold together. Otherwise it looks delicious, would eat.

>>9317746
why does that doom room kitchen have a kitchenaid artisian mixer? Who's kneading bread and whipping whites to soft peaks for souffles inbetween beer bongs?

Anyway I don't have a cringy info but here's my tips.

>onions
>either canned beans/lentils/chickpeas
>either canned tuna/frozenshrimp/frozen chicken breast
>stock cubes
>some dried herb, thyme and oregano are most versatile

Sweat off onion in a pot, throw in the protien, and get some colour in that. then add the rest of the ingredients (herbs, stock, and carbs) and simmer for 15 mins, maybe add some water if your canned shit doesn't have enough and it starts to look dry. You can also add frozen veggies in, peas are good.

>>9317807
That's not a meal, it's a condiment.

>>9317777
If they were going to use images to present a recipe, they could have at least arranged the pictures in a more coherent way.

I have come to the conclusion that all recipe infographs have to be trailer park food

>>9317843
Most of them are garbage, yes.

>>9317843
Many are, some aren't. They are usually tasty however.

>>9317742
>carbonara
>cream

>>9317552
Looks like a young, lefty Steve Bannon.

>>9317832
First good one.

>>9317456
Cringey as shit.

I don't care what there stance on fags are, I eat there several times per week.

You need an infographic for a quesadilla? Have you even eaten food before? It's just putting things in a tortilla you retard. You need to learn to fucking lurk before posting dumb shit.

I'd rather eat boiled flour and sugar than anything in this thread if I was poor

>>9317456

I go out of my way to eat at Chick-fil-A as often as possible to piss off fags.

>>9317434
>Im looking for more of these meal infographs
Why?
Do you have learning difficulties or something?

>>9319071
>eat healthy
*healthily
Retards.

>>9317456
>ketchup
besides the cringey as fuck presentation, what sort of mongoloid puts ketchup on a chicken sandwich?

>>9317742
>cream
>guaranteed replies

>>9317742
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>9317552
so a fucking faggot all the same?
Good? Good.

>>9317769
>too much garlic
not fucking possible

>>9317620
Op here. I used to cook bacon fried rice all in one rice cooker (all but the bacon). But when i moved into my new flat theu didnt have a ricecooker and im extremely careful not to purchase things i have to carry with me at the end of each year as life gets super vagrant depending on where my summer engineering internship is.

>>9317816
This is really good advice and has pretty much been my go to this past year.

>>9319088
Yes

>>9317449
>I dont even think we have mexicans down where i live.
Where is this lovely place located

>>9317456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9odzlxOpP0

>>9319717
>half cup mayonnaise
I'm out.

>>9317434
>please can you guys show me how to make a sammich? :^)

please god, let the reddit scum be washed from this shithole board

>>9317434

>needing a fucking graphic oto make a quesadilla

Holy shit, how incompetent do you have to be. This is like those people who post pictures of hot dogs and microwaved frozen vegetables with #wife material. Goddamn.

>>9317742
> (you)

>>9317742

>give yourself salmonella in 10 easy steps!

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>>9317799

Do you get gov bux for your severe case of autism?

>>9319833

>such a slave to mindless consumerism that he displays the boxes of his apple products prominently in his room.

Goddamn, what a fag.

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>>9319849

That picture always made me laugh.

I love all these pudgy little hands in these images
disgusting fat fucks

>>9319942

>"heaping tablespoons"

So not a tablespoon at all. God, what a useless measurement.

>>9317552
Hello tyler

>>9320043

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>>9317456
You know what really flares my autism the most? the bottom "panel" where he's talking to the cow. He completely misunderstood the advertisement; the cows aren't protesting chik-fil-a, they are advertising it to get people to eat more chicken and less beef.

>>9317785
that adobo looks like shit what the hell

>>9317456
I hate myself for saving this utter faggotry just to get a recipe.

>>9320043
thats not odd at all

your'e just being obtuse

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>>9319765

The irony of post-2013, McChicken-posting, memespouting, can't-cook newfags posting their worthless opinions on anything from the /ck/ booru is staggering

I'm certain fully 2/3 of the people in this thread don't even know a /ck/ booru existed even though it's dated evidence that nobody fucking cooks on this board anymore

>>9321076
/ck/ is no longer "how to make cool food when youre in college" it's just "my fast food is better than your fast food xdd meme food"

>>9317838
>try to put a quirky joke in between every single fucking word of your recipe
YAMATE!

>>9319869
>a slightly goofy looking dude trying to celebrate Christmas
It makes me a huge loser or whatever, but making fun of people who don't seem to be doing anything all that bad has always bothered me.

>>9317766
>>9319828
spotted the americans

>>9319869
Is that Mike from Pokemon Abridged?

>>9321328
No, it just means you're an adult, unlike 99% of the 15 year-olds that think this site is cool.

>>9317602
>see other vertical
>doesnt post the other vertical

>>9321543
>>9319942

>>9319833
It's simply the proper way to cut a quesadilla, technique is not autism, it's called knowledge.

>>9321076
I remember that period of /ck/. It's just roasties and numales now.

>>9321076
The entire internet has gone to shit since 1993. Your options are to deal with it, or go outside and do something productive.

>>9317434
My goto for indian chicken curry.
Start by dicing up 2 medium white onions, 3 or 4 jalapenos, a couple serrano peppers, some fresh garlic and a thumb size knob of ginger..

Fry chicken and set aside. Add a bit more oil and fry up the onion pepper garlic ginger mix for 8 minutes until soft.

After the onion and pepper stuff is soft. Add spices (1 tablespoon curry powder, 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper, 1 teaspoon cumin and ground corriander) Adjust spices to taste. I use more curry and cayenne. Toast spices for a minute then splash in some chicken broth and a whole can of finely chopped tomatos. Put some cilantro and a cup of sour cream or plain yogurt in that bitch and simmer for 30 minutes. Serve over rice.

>>9322799
without the cost of spices this should only cost you around $10 and its food for 2-3 days.

>>9317552
is this one of them "new males" /pol/ keeps talking about?

>>9317832
Amazing pics

>>9320704
batter a chicken breast and fry it... you really shouldn't need an infograph for that, anon

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>>9317456
Woah, easy there

>>9317742
>cream

fuck right off

How can people stand to act like this on the internet? It's the most painfully reddit shit I've ever seen.

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>>9320704
Just edit out the extra faggotry.

>>9323284
>>9323329
>I've got the hulka-nuts because 4chan lets me say nigger on the internet! Am I cool yet, mom?!?

>>9319703
This, we need answers OP!

>>9317552
>pussy being something to strave for like a status symbol
lmao

>>9317746
You can tell how trash a person is by the color of their kitchen appliances. White is bottom tier.

>>9317434
>cheap uni meal thread

1 yellow onion, diced
1 carrot, diced
2 cloves of garlic, diced
1 cup of chickpeas (canned, if dried then soak for 30 mins)
Half a head of cabbage, shredded
1 tablespoon of tumeric
Salt to taste
2 tablespoons of olive oil
2 cups of water

Heat the olive oil in a pot.
Add the diced carrot, onion, and garlic into the pot once the oil is hot. Keep the mixture cooking on medium heat. After the onions have turned translucent, add the turmeric powder and stir. Once the turmeric powder has been mixed in with the vegetables, add the water, cabbage, and chickpeas. Simmer on low for 45 minutes. Serve with rice or bread.

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this thread makes me want to die

>>9317742
Your bacon looks like shit and carbonara doesn't have cream, fuckface

>>9324122
lmao what. most appliances in kitchens are white. the only trashy thing I see there is that shitty plastic cutting board.

>>9317746
The fat piggy hands really say a lot

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>>9324331
2/2

>>9324157
No cream no bacon either it's pancetta, pecorino and a little bit of cooking water to cook the egg and bind the sauce.

>>9324349

Pancetta is a substitute just like bacon is. Real deal is guanicale.

>>9317456

What is sad is that they use Laura Lynn products, which are the store brand product for Ingles Markets, so this faggot surely either lives in my state or a state adjacent to mine.

>>9317456
leaf here
the fuck is chick-fila and why does reddit hate it?

>>9319717

>no romano cheese

Have you even had goddess dressing?

>>9325985
They're a Christian fast food place that only has chicken and (I think) they've openly said bad shit about gays or something

>>9319849
The Guy Fawkes mask really makes it.

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>tfw you made dozens of these over the last 6-8 years but they're never posted in these threads

>>9317552
>shitty, unkempt facial hair
>great cuts $12 haircut
>dweeby glasses
>the "tee hee I have too many crippling self-confidence issues too to smile authentically for the photo, so here's a quirky face xD"
>the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE shirt

Can you be any more punchable of a faggot?

>>9323410
You need to go back

>>9319094
>what are flat adverbs

>>9326634
L O N D O N
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>>9326634
anyone who runs a "food blog" in this nature should be shot.

>>9317602
Gotta make sure you have that 10min of resting after baking it for 6 hours, cause otherwise it would be raw.

>>9317456
This gave me reddit

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>>9327029
you gave me aids

>>9317743
You eat ketchup with tendies, why is a sandwich blasphemy?