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Do Americans really eat this?

Those chips look disgusting and overcooked.

>>9317268
Congratulations, you're a functional retard! Dumb as a fucking rock but still able to get around.

>eating chips with mouldy cheese and beef water
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

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>>9317255
I made homemade poutine last week.

>>9317317

like... what's the point?

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>>9317332
Poutine is love, Poutine is life.

>>9317317
well, at least you used curds.

4/10, would still eat but damn dude, step up your game.

>>9317448
How?

I used sweet potatoes and Yukon potatoes, caramelized onions, curds from Boivin and St-Hubert smoked bacon sauce.
I put some brie too, because fuck you.

>>9317462
why would you use sweet potatoes for poutine

>>9317473
Post a poutine you made so I can laugh at you.

It's awesome, try it before shitting on it.

>>9317487
i have tried it, it's fucking bad

>>9317487
also i don't take pictures of food i've made because i'm not gay

>>9317496
>>9317493
Ta yeule crisse de fifure, t'es juste capable d'acheter ta pout au Macdo.

Having a KD for lunch today lads

Any microbrew recommendations for poutine pairing?

>>9317504
you talk like a fag

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>>9317509
Kessé tu viens d'me dire là mon tabarnak d'anglois du calice? Tu devrais savouère que j'ai fait mon BAC en science po à l'UQAM pis qu'j'ai au-d'su 300 game de hockey checké au centre Bell mon esti d'enculé. J'suis entrainé en guérilla des tuques pis j'suis l'meilleur lanceur de boule de neige de ma paroisse. T'es juste un autre osti d'gibier d'potence pour moué. J'va te péter la yeule en sang avec une précision au millième de pouce mon sacrament. Tu pense que ton esti de commentaire fif passe inaperçu? Ben j'ai des nouvelles pour toué mon tabarnak. En ce moment, des analystes de la SQ travaille pour te trouver mon p'tit calice avec ton adresse IP. La charrue va crisser sa neige dans ta voir drette après que t'aille fini de pelleté mon cimonak. J'peux arriver de partout à n'importe quelle heure dans ton jaccuzi pour verser mon huile usée dedans. Tu pense que tu va t'en tirer facilement calice de fifure? J'ai toute l'arsenal du Front de Libération du Québec à ma disposition pis j'va crisser des shit dans ta boîte à mail. T'aurais pu effacer ton commentaire impertinent, mais là là yer trop tard. Tu doué t'morde la langue en tabarnak là là, hein? T'es mort ou joue pu mon calice.

>>9317520
kys

>>9317520
k

>>9317527
>>9317528
Lame reply, like girls in Ontario.

>>9317533
haha you replied in english
gotcha

>>9317533
i'm not gonna spend 10 minutes trying to translate your bullshit. i recognize tabarnak du calice, but other than that fuck you and your poutine.

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>>9317543
Even if you wanted, I used so many slang and meme from Québec, it wouldn't make sense to you.
>>9317535
At least post some poutine porn, tête carré.

>>9317543
What is Google translate

>>9317559
a piece of shit not fit for any serious translating.

>>9317558
vous etes merde.

>>9317520
im from mtl and that copy pasta is kinda funny

>>9317520
lmao'd

This is so Québécois it hurts.

>>9317559
Way too much slang in there, friendo - and stuff only people living in Quebec would find funny or relatable (ie. "Jacuzzi," UCAM, etc.)

All it's missing is Céline, Roche, Pepsi, and Joe Louis

>>9317505
whatever unibroue you can find and drink it from the bottle.

>>9317520
deeply underrated

>>9317504
>>9317520
>fifure
ça sort d'où cette fifeté de terme?

>>9318644
J'ai volé cette expression là à un Beauceron.

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The Irish have something kinda like poutine called a "spice bag". Its an attempt at Chinese food catering to Irish tastes...meaning it heavily features potatoes. It is the perfect Irish meal for in between binge drinking sessions.

>>9318711
Poutine is our binge drinking food, spice bag seems good.

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>>9318711
Most Chinese places near me (south coast England) do something similar to this. Pretty good IMO

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>>9317255

As a metro Detroiter, I'm kinda pissed that poutine isn't widely available.

You'd think with Canuckistan right next door, we could get it everywhere but only a couple brew pubs may/may not have it and that's it.

>>9317268
>Do Americans really eat this?
The telltale sing of a fucking idiot.

>>9317520
Fucking bioutifule/10

Donairs>Nanaimo Bars>Tortiere>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pooteen

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Dominos in Australia have it on the menu it's pretty good

>>9318937
Fuck off Halifag

>>9318937
>nanaimo bars
This is a dessert, retard.

Poutine is awesome drunk food.

Tourtière is perfect for a comfy main dish.

Donairs are food for trailer park boys.

>>9318958
Edmonton, bro

>>9318966
I was just posting the four main Canadian things minus butter tarts.
Donairs are far better drunk and sober food

>>9318976
Donairs are boring food, I ate a lots of them.

Poutine is more way more tasty but it's hard to get good outside of Québec because the cheese is not fresh or the sauce is not the same.

>>9318976
>being butthurt at Quebec: the province
Should've guessed

>french fries are good cause they are crispy
>pour a bunch of gravy on it so they become soggy as fuck

Do Americanos really do this?

>>9319232
Direct your shitpost towards the right country at the very least, Nigel.

>>9318711
That looks really good. Also, the Chinese are not strangers to the potato. Sounds like a good mix.

>>9318711
Replace those peppers with more sliced chilies and add some fried chicken nuggets or kebab meat and you have a 10/10 meal.

>>9317780
nobody gives a shit about any of this, and I don't even know what Roche does relate to

>>9317268
Anon those are clearly fries

>>9319035
>that file name

$8!!

>>9318664
je bois un anana