r8 breakfasts

bump post your breakfast

>>9316918

Disgusting

>>9316918
Hope you're having water with your salt

>>9316918

i just puked up a little

>>9316918
Are you actually trying to do keto or did you just find whatever you could in your fridge?

>>9316918
Why not put all of that on a wrap?

Diabetic?

I'll take the mustard. You can keep the rest.

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>>9316918
Eggs are a lot better for a low carb breakfast.

>>9316918
I hope you're putting all of that between bread

>>9317310
Shes unintenionally looking creepy

>>9317349
>unintentionally

Yeah it's not like it's staged or anything.

>>9316918
Enjoy your high blood pressure and heart disease

>>9317398
She wasn't trying to look creepy sje was trying to look scared.

Fuck you

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Pancakes. Best When Served With A Side Of Under Boob.

>>9316918
>pickle full with artificial sugar
>I dont eat carb

>>9317269
Not yet :^)

>>9317234
>>9317310
I've eaten bacon & eggs so many times since I started this diet that I wanted something a little different.

>>9316918
fried plantain and a fried egg with a black cofefe

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just a single grapefruit

i want an egg sandwich, i had a thing of eggs, but i ate them quick like. i might do bacon but thats a bit of work.

>>9316918
There are people on /fit/ who think this is a good breakfast.
I see grognards over there actually recommending straight deli meat for easy macros.

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>>9318579
They're right.

>>9318766
stupidity.

>>9316918
damn dude do you poop, ever?

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>>9318910
Wasn't being entirely truthful. Only source of carbs is pic related (1-2 bags a day)

>>9316918
Nice Jewish breakfast there. Nothing but preserved foods and vinegar.

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>>9316918
Yummo

>>9316918
0/10

>>9317310
8/10

>>9318547
3/10

>>9318560
7/10

>>9316918
If you're going to post a r8 thread, make sure you actually make something yourself, not just plop a bunch of shit you bought from the deli on a plate.

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>>9318959
I'll keep that in mind for tomorrow :^)

>>9318952
that looks delicious

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Even Thomas Jefferson had a waffle iron in Monticello when I visited

>>9316918
Good quick, cold breakfast OP. Fuck all the haters. I sometimes have 2 bacons, 2 eggs and it'll hold me until about 2pm. But that takes a good 15 minutes to cook and eat.

Sometimes I just have yogurt and be hungry until dinner, but sometimes I have beef jerky all morning and eat a normal dinner. home made jerky isn't incredibly expensive.

>>9319024
>home made jerky
Sounds fantastic. I love beef jerky and haven't had any in a long time because all the storebought stuff has added sugar. I'm going to have to start making my own. Thanks for the suggestion

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The timeless classic that started it all.

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>>9316918
I had this omelette the other day. Bacon, jalapeño and cheddar. Very low carb, very delicious

>>9319146
looks fucking great except

>no meat

>>9319137
I bought a dehydrator, A1 sauce marinaded jerky is wonderful, but my go-to is a ludicrous amount of pepper and some salt on the beef. it makes a silly mess when you try to eat it if you're not outside.

>>9319213

>eggs

>>9319277
not meat

>>9319292
Eggs is chicken u r dumb

>>9319320
eggs come from chickens. they are not chicken.

>>9319334
Stop posting u r embarrassing ur self

>>9319344
how did you get this stupid? lots of practice? dropped on the head?

>>9319385
Rude

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Poached eggs and toast

>>9319456
One of those eggs looks like a piece of ham.

>>9319021
Holy shit you knew Thomas Jefferson? How old are you?

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Shakshouka with feta I made the other day, along with a nice cup of black coffee

No picture but coffee, 2-3 eggs and a fruit is what I eat for breakfast pretty much every day.

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>>9319456

i checked, n theres some captain crunch n milk. were fucking saved from starvation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smZwG-auxC8

>>9319213
You don't need meat in every fucking meal you ever eat.

couple of spponfuls of peanut butter, then I'll make some eggs or a shake or something

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Made bacon egg and cheese biscuits for the GF and me.

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>>9318579
It's a continental breakfast, I don't see the problem with it. Add an egg and a slice of rye bread and you're golden.

>>9321403
Tell her to get off the phone and enjoy your company.

>>9321423
He's on his phone too.

>>9321403
What a depressing image

>>9321423
She's allowed to be on her phone while I'm autisticly taking pictures of our breakfast

>>9321423
>assuming this is a first date, and not some regular people that talk all the time anyway.
Autist.

>>9321430
We get it. You've never had a gf.

>>9316918
>when you eat enough sodium for an adult man for 2 days in 1 sitting
>balding
>obesity
>high blood sugar
>"it's g-g-enetics"

>>9321448
Baby's mad and projecting because he heard it was rude to be on your phone on a date.

>>9321430
>>9321448
lol ya stupid.

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Eggs Benny!

>>9321627
it appears a street cat has vomited on your eggs

>>9321627
Bro, how the fuck did you cook your hollandaise? Either use a double boiler or put a bowl over a saucepan with BARELY simmering water and next time you won't end up with a lemon scramble...

>>9321627
Next time just use mayo, it would be more merciful for all involved

>>9319158
great looking omelette

>>9321271
this looks amazing

>>9321627
please tell me that's not supposed to be hollandaise

>>9321403
My mom used to make shitty biscuits like that. Let me guess, sliced cheese? Overcooked eggs? Microwaved bacon? Canned biscuits? Absolutely disgusting

>>9319385
so eggs aren't meat. what are they? Dairy??

>>9319456

That looks like a magical breakfast anon.

Holy shit these are all so bad. You guys are on a cooking board eating fucking cheese and bread and deli meats and OP is eating a BREAKFAST PICKLE?
What the fuck is wrong with you idiots?

>eggs
>spinach
>pb toast
>avocado
>gainz

have fun eating shit you fat little virgins

>>9321373
I didn't say you did. But it's fucking breakfast, retard.

>>9321271
Looks good but you should really be using cast iron for Shakshuka.

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>>9322204
>>9321893
>>9321803
>>9321468
>>9321427
>>9321344

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>>9322204
>it's a /fit/fag thinks he's superior to everyone else because he eats oats and squats
fuck m8 just kill yourself.

I had two pickled herring fillets on rye crispbread with some mustard and hot sauce, and then a stroopwafel with my coffee.

>>9319456
That egg could be a cartoon character

>DAE LE CARBS XDDDDDDD

Ketoniggers are worse than vegans

>>9322233
In what universe is meat a mandatory part of breakfast?

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>>9316918
I'll stick to a Korean breakfast.

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dont listen to the haters keto bros

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Reminder that coffee + small pastry is the ideal breakfast.

>>9322964
Maybe if you don't work out

>>9322974
>working out on a full stomach
>not saving your calories for a big dinner

>>9322964
>breaking the fast for a couple hundred calories
read up about autophagy. i havent eaten breakfast in 6 years

>>9322998
I did a 16-8 fast every day for a couple years. I stopped working out and I rediscovered pastries so I started eating those again for breakfast. I'm back to working out now. When I start cutting again, I'll probably take up fasting again as well.

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>>9316918
Straight up scrambled eggs, How do they look?

>>9323871
Looks like Yuro style. Good, but they need toast.

They're more like a spread when they're that consistency.

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>>9316918
sopa de macaco uma delicia

>>9316918
wtf?

>>9323878
They probably would have been better on toast.

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i had a bottle of water and a kosher dill pickle

>>9317563
You should trip code that u wouldn't want other people posting funny cooking pictures in your name

Don't eat breakfast. Maybe yogurt. Lunch, dinner, post drunk. Passout.