Does /ck/ like mmm bananas?

they give me the worst heartburn of practically anything. i dont know what is going on.

>>9315916
I like to eat them and put the peel in the microwave for 30 seconds and use it like a fleshlight.

whats a good low calorie banana bread recipe

>>9316168
ingredients:
1 banana
1 slice of bread

wrap banana with bread
consume
wa la

>>9316168
Don't know any that would be considered low calorie. I know a couple that can help you gain a couple stone though.

>>9316173
I should of seen this coming.

>>9315916
Literally GOAT fruit.

>>9315916
didn't know margiela made bananas
>>9315925
what the fuck is this heartburn meme? is this a fatty thing?

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I love them.

>>9315916
Reminder that you peel from the blunt end and that instead of slicing them, just push in that end with a finger and it'll split into three.

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>>9315916
As a man about to hit his 30s, who's done 4 years in the Army as an officer and is currently sitting to do his PhD, I will still seek out and find places that do banana splits every so often.

>>9315916
Stealth pony
https://youtu.be/k4f9m4OYkCY

>>9315916
Yes

only eat them with oatmeal porridge

>>9316979
This has never worked for me, it only smashes the banana

inb4 banana apocalypse

Freeze them and use them for smoothies.

>>9317303
Yes, everyone is aware by now.

good on their own, terrible with everything else

yes banana bread is terrible and people who eat it thinking its healthy are idiots
t

can't stand those tasteless, mealy, worm ridden things.

>>9319699

What fucking bananas are you eating?

>>9320969
Seriously.
Everyone knows bananas have spiders in them.

>>9320970
First it's worms, now it's spiders.

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>>9316968
>what the fuck is this heartburn meme? is this a fatty thing?

I legit never heard the term or anything equivalent in my life before I came to interact with Americans online.
Like painful shits after spicy foods, or diarrhea after eating veggies, I think it's a thing that literally only happens in the US because of the abysmal eating habits

t.Italian

>>9320971
Clearly there has to be a superior fruit out there.

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>>9316980
As a man of a certain age, about to go hiking in the wilderness for 3 days, who's been an auto mechanic for 26 years, I find it odd to list ones so-called achievements when a simple statement of "I like banana splits" would suffice.

>>9321022
How else are we supposed to know that his opinion is the only correct one?

>>9316980
As a young man whose father works at Nintendo, I can confirm this.

>>9321022
Because otherwise it'll be 'YOU LIKE BANANA SPLITS CHILD CHILD CHILD.'

This is /ck/.

yes, I like bananas up my ass
>t. TJ Kirk

>>9315916
Oh no

I throw it at a wall then eat it

>>9320970
And money... there's always money in the banana stand.

https://youtu.be/yModCU1OVHY

banana! BANAAANAHHH!

>>9315916
I absolutely hate that I recognize this, fuck you OP
I hope barneyfag comes in and shits all over your thread