I knew it.

wa la

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You're full of it and I don't believe you for one second

>no more tennis elbow
>shaking an egg like a ravehead for 3 minutes

Goddammit, what's wrong with you people. Break the eggs straight into the pan, stir while frying. You really, really can't tell the difference in texture versus mixing them in a bowl, and you have one dish less to clean.

>>9313063
I could see that working if you use a slow cook/low heat method, but I like to cook my eggs within a minute or two, wouldn't be enough time to properly mix them in the pan before parts start to cook

>>9313043
He said 10.

>>9313031
You, sir, are a fucking idiot.

>>9313068
You need about 10 seconds to stir the eggs sufficiently well. There really is no difference in taste.

>>9313031
>10minutes of shaking
>instead of maybe 30 seconds of whisking.
How are you avoiding tennis elbow?

>>9313093
>>actually taking the bait.

>>9313096
>be retarded
>"you're retarded"
>lol trolled hard xD

>>9313031
>beating them in shell
That is actually possible, and much simpler than by shaking, with the "twisted towel" method, in just a few seconds per egg.

>>9313124
Towel method?

>>9313162
Wrap egg inside towel/shirt. Grab at both ends and swing egg in circular motion, making the towel/shirt twist. Pull ends out, swiftly, causing egg to spin and scramble inside shell.

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>>9313162
You know that children's toy with the disc that spins when you pull on the ends of a twisted cord? It works like that. Stick egg inside something soft and that you can twist up, like a long sock, a piece of pantyhose, a rolled-up towel, etc. Stick egg in it. Pull on ends to spin like the kid's toy.

You can even buy a commercial version.

>>9313178
Release one end of towel when the egg swings towards the enemy.

>>9313178
>>9313180
Genius. People amaze me.